Thursday, March 15, 2012

Lordy, Lordy, Damien’s Forty

Infomaniac Bitch Damien turns FORTY today!


What to read? What to read?

May we suggest this?...


Or perhaps you Bitches can offer advice or suggestions for Damien as he enters “midlife and beyond.”

24 comments:

  1. I knew my Mistress would have the right advice for me!!!!

    **smothers Mistress all over with chaste kisses!**

    Thanks Miss Kitty aka lx ;)

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    1. Come back later to see if any of our Bitches come up with some good tips for you.

      Let the midlife madness BEGIN!

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  2. fasten your seatbelt bubaleh,
    it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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  3. Happy Birthday Damien!!

    Sorry being a straight lady of only 34 I've no advise for ya other than enjoy your day :)

    CoreyJo

    Oh yeah, First!!

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  4. Happy Birthday Damien! I'd like to send you a case of Chapstick to help ease all that 'chaste kissing' you do. As for reading...? More porn. Of course!

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  5. Happy Birthday, Damien!!!
    Yoga.
    Probably the only sensible advice you will gat today.
    Oh... and a fringed lamp shade.
    Sx

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  6. Happy Birthday Damien... 40 great reasons to celebrate! Mwuha

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  7. happy birthday, Damien! I'm sure MJ is administering the 40 whacks now.
    :)

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  8. ♫♪Joyeux anniversaire Damien!♫♪

    Get out of the river and climb up the mountain: the view is simply breathtaking.


    Hugs
    Jon

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  9. I hope that the cover boy on the help guide is your birthday present.

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  10. Welcome to your 40's! =)
    They're not so terrible; I find vodka helps immensely!

    Happy Birthday!

    *stumbles back to vodka fountain*

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  11. The “Villa of Queens” Old Homosexuals' Haven…just called.

    Your room is ready.

    Happy Birthday Damien.

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  12. Happy Birthday, Damien! You're still a spring chicken! For a few more minutes, anyway.

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    1. "Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty"...ha!

      Mistress MJ adores old fairies hence the creation of the Infomaniac “Villa of Queens” Old Homosexuals’ Haven retirement home.

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  14. Happy B'day; you're looking great, mate!
    (looking at the photo, I was all 'mmmm, thighs! You so rarely see thighs! Nice!)
    4-T is great. Enjoy it. X

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    1. Damien was our first Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

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  15. Lol @ all the suggestions and wishes. Thank u so much!

    Chaste kisses all round!!!

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  16. I turned 40 a few weeks ago. The deliveries of older man wisdom, minor ailment obsessions, and being patronising to teenagers haven't arrived yet - but I'm assured I'll be a tedious old fuck just as soon as the backlog clears.

    In the meantime, I'm obsessing over how the married man I suck off once a month is a whole eight years younger than me, and wondering where all the time went.

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    1. Lucky for you, visitors are allowed at our Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

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