Friday, March 09, 2012

Filthy Friday

Another Friday unfolds at the Infomaniac “Villa of Queens” Old Homosexuals' Haven…

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Mr. Peenee: "Steady on, Norma. It’s not like you haven’t seen that sort of thing before."

35 comments:

  1. It's time to get new furniture in the computor lab, mistress!

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    1. DEEP BLUE: Does Mistress MJ LOOK like she’s made of money?

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  2. I don't mind Norma working the mouse, but the stalker queen on the right has got to go. So pushy.

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    1. PEENEE: Stalker queen, you say?

      Or simply your way of keeping Norma all to yourself?

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  3. Yay! A classic-style Filthy Friday!

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    1. LX: Mistress MJ was unaware of anything “classic” here at Infomaniac.

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  4. i don't even want to know what i've caught off
    that piece of shit chair you dragged in off the curb.

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    1. NORMA: Whatever you’ve caught off that chair, I’m sure you can find a cure for it on your cart.

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  5. I think the whole room could do with a makeover....

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    1. PRINCESS: Makeover?

      I’m still paying off the moat!

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  6. Dammit, this gives me hope. Hope that, no matter what old folks facility they send me to eventually, there'll be plenty of open-minded oldsters and exhibitionistic perverts to keep a nasty old whore like me entertained in the style to which I have become accustomed.
    Brava!!!

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    1. NATIONS: It may be one of your old blue movies they’re watching right now!

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  7. WHY IS THIS GODDAMNED THING NOT PUBLISHING MY IMPORTANT COMMENTS??? GODDAMNDED THING, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF!

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    1. NATIONS: WHY DOES BLOGGER HAVE TO TINKER WITH OUR TOYS, DAMMIT?

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  8. You sure do know how to scare the shit out of a person before bed!!!!! Speaking of the cookie monster, that may help me sleep better...

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  9. And people wonder why kabuki has never volunteered at the local twilight centre.

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    1. kabuki-san: Mistress MJ would be grateful if you’d loan Peenee and Norma couple of kimonos.

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  10. I have seen the future and it is, like, the day after tomorrow.

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    1. THOMBEAU: Mistress MJ has already arranged for your room to be made up.

      In fact, there’s a room with your name on the door.

      We may name an entire wing after you.

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  11. Could be a boardroom anywhere in London...
    Bankers reviewing their bonuses.
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: All bankers will be sent directly to the oubliette.

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  12. Wank robbers? Onanistically speaking.

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    1. MITZI: Wank robbers robbing the sperm bank?

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  13. Once again I have to clean my computer screen from spewed coffee. Someone should tell Peenee, Norma, and friend that they're in a monastery and should always wear a hooded robe. If they don't comply no hot chocolate and Valium for them.

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    1. OBSERVER/TB: Monastery? I’ll have to give them tonsures!

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  14. WHY does Stalker Queen insist on keeping his not-so-white socks on?
    It's just wrong!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: As you can see here, I agree with your sock thoughts.

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  15. Those $29 rent by the hour hotel rooms don't usually have Wi-Fi.

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    1. KELLY RED: You really should try the Infomaniac Inn next time you travel.

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  16. That crappy chair really takes away from the artistry of the photo. Just sayin'.....

    Puppy Porn Friday is up!

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  17. Lordy yes. I had to take a way closer look at that picture than I wanted to figure out if that was skleege all over the arm of the chair or just tore the fuck up upholstery. Daaaaang, old guys; hit up Office Depot already.

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    1. NATIONS: And what am I supposed to ask the salesman at Office Depot?

      “Do you have this chair in a colour that will blend in with skleege?”

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