Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)

[via Zenfancy]

And now it’s that magical time when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle



…and tucks all you naughty little children into your beds and sets out to swig eggnog and have her stocking stuffed.

A special thanks to all you fabulous Bitches who, with your comments, make Infomaniac the most fun a gal can have without getting horizontal.

30 comments:

  1. oh, what a pretty...oh no!

    merry christmas, mistress! xoxo

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  2. [fluffs leopard print throw pillows]

    Thank you Mistress for another wonderful year.

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  3. Are you saying you've been vertical this whole time???

    Shocked, I say, shocked....


    xoxox
    wally

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  4. Your stocking stuffed? Dang. Thats going to take at least three oranges and a LOT of nuts.


    ...oh yeah!

    xxxooo
    FirstNations!

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  5. and thank you for always leaving the door unlocked.

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  6. Deck the whore with.... Pom..e..gran.ates
    fa la la la la la la la la....

    Holly berries and a ball ring...
    Fa la la la la la la la la...

    We've all donned our gay apparel
    Fa la la la la la la la la...

    Now with Mistress... Sing this carol


    Fa la la la la la la la laaaaa...

    Where's the Vodka Fountain Mistress?
    After decking that whore... I'm need a bloody stiff drink.

    Have a lovely Christmas Bitches!
    The Empress and I send our love to all of you... We shall be popping corks in your honour darlings....

    And MJ darling thank you for all the fun you have provided throughout the year.... Mwah...Mwah.. Mwah....

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  7. I see you got my Christmas card.

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  8. Merry Xmas sweetie. May all your holidays have x's in them.

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  9. Merry Christmas, poppet!!
    My card is on its way and I apologise for its lateness!
    SXXXXXX

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  10. Merry Christmas to all you Infomaniac bitches. Some of your comments have made me spit my morning coffee! Blessings to each and every one of you.

    MJ - hugs for making this space. It's work; thank you. Christmas hug!

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  11. We're running out of pickles here. Last dash to the supermarket for gherkins and pickled walnuts.

    A toast to MJ and all her bitches!

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  12. BITCHES: Mistress MJ must get her skates on and glide off for a day or two.

    Apologies for not getting round to visit each one of you with Christmas cheer but you KNOW I’ll be raising my glass to you over the holidays.

    See you soon and MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!

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  13. sugar, you are a delight and i am happy to raise a glass or 20 to you and all the rest of the Infomaniac Bitches around the world! Cheers, darlings!
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Mistress MJ, thank you so very much for another year filled with tasteless, vulgar and filthy pictures and posts.
    You are a TREASURE my dear! =)

    I wish you and all the Infomaniac Bitches a joyous and peaceful Holiday Season!


    ps/can I get a kiss under the mistletoe?!

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  15. Skate away! Have a wonderful Holiday. xoxox

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  16. Zzzzz is it already Christmas? Zzzzz I haven't bought Zzzzz presents Zzzzz yet Zzzzz too tired Zzzzzz wtf anyways Zzzzz nobody ever Zzzzz likes my presents Zzzzzz don't know why Zzzzz always thought Zzzzzzz calendars made great gifts Zzzzzzzzzzzz Noyeux Joël maîtresse Zzzzzzzzzzz

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  17. Merry Christmas to Mistress. Can't wait for her Infomaniac Ten Best Lists of 2011 next year!

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  18. Merry Christmas to all of MJ's bitches. You make the days merry and bright.

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  19. Christmas greeting to you all.

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  20. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX etc.

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  21. Have a Slappy Pissedmass.

    And a Very Rude Queer.

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    Feliz Navidad, MJ!!!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and all you wonderful Infomaniacs!

    Best wishes and much happiness to you all this holiday season. May the New Year bring you much joy, much laughter, and much fun! Cheers!

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  23. Merry Christmas to you and your houseboys my darlings.

    Hope you have a great, debauched time!

    And Merry Christmas to all the Infomaniac Bitches.

    *wipes eyes*

    You guys/gals are the best!
    xxx

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  24. Merry Christmas MJ!

    Love the card you sent, and so do my midgets, thanks love.

    Hope your holiday is grand.

    Huggs
    CoreyJo


    hai all!!

    p.s. Jon, I LOVE your calendars!!!!

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  25. *Puckers up to kiss the camel toe 'neath the mistletoe belt*

    You know I'd much prefer a moose knuckle...
    Oh... the things I do just for you dear Mistress.... Mwah...
    There... it's over.... Thank goodness you only get this old thing out once a year

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  26. kabuki wishes to thank the delicious MJ for a very educational year. Infomaniac is truly named. for many is the day kabuki visits and says upon entering 'kabuki did not know such a thing was possible'. may the future find kabuki teaching MJ a thing or two, for it would be an honor to turn the tables on such a fabulous mistress. salut

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  27. BITCHES: Mistress MJ hopes you’ve all made it through with your sanity intact.

    I’ll catch up with all you soon both in visiting your blogs and in replying to email messages.

    Cheers!

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