Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Happy New Year to each and every Infomaniac Bitch!


Let’s take a moment to welcome those who left their first comment here on Infomaniac in 2011…

Absolute Johnnie, AJF, Bitter69UK, Blazng Scarlet, Canadian Girl, Cat, Charlotta Sheer, Chickory, CoreyJo, Deep Blue (Jon), Epic Fail, George W. Tush, Ilduce, Joe Corbati, Joka P., Memphis Steve, Mermaid Gallery, Mistress Maddie, Michelle, Miss Sno Cone, Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish, Peeper Beeper, Rafa, Rincewind, Rui Barros, She, Tatty Tiara, TB, Tigerchanter, Tiger Tsuki, Topher, Twunty McSlore, Unbearable Banishment and Zenfancy.

Did I miss anyone?

And thanks to those of you lurkers who never comment but who sent lovely emails to Mistress MJ to let me know you’re out there.

To 2012, Bitches!

And let’s not forget that not only is December 31st New Year’s Eve…it’s Savannah’s birthday!

Happy birthday, Miss Savannah!

Help yourself to CAKE!...

[via]

Mmm...doesn't it smell good?

34 comments:

  1. Happy New Year! / Bonne Année!

    CAKE!

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  2. Oh my...is it 2012 already?
    Canada is always ahead of us down here.
    Happy (almost to be) new year!

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  3. Yeah Savannah, happiest of days. I was looking for new years' resolutions. I can't think of any - because KABUKI IS PERFECT! (that is the story kabuki is sticking to for all of 2012)

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  4. LX: Gateau!

    JASON: It’s still Dec.30th …Mistress MJ has been tampering with the clocks.

    I said CLOCKS.

    KABUKI: *offers perfect kabuki a puff of Marsha Mellow*

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  5. Happiest of birthdays to Savannah. I don't believe in new year resolutions. I can only believe in one thing: the promise that things are going to get better.

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  6. COOKIE: They had cunting well bastardly BETTER get better!

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  7. Happy New Year, Mistress!!! and thank all y'all for the birthday greetings! bisous, kabuki darling and cookie sugar! and kisses for xl and jason, too!! (and at 12:01AM, i'll post my birthday card to ME!) xoxoxoxoxox

    Happy New Year, Babies!!

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  8. No.Not.Cake.

    Happy New Year to everyone at Infomaniac! I wish you all a healthy (and cake free) 2012.

    and a even bigger birthday shout out to the fabulus Savannah.

    **pulls in vodka fountain and turns it on**

    Hosted host bar!! Weeeeee

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  9. Well, a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! to savannah, YAY!

    I am really looking forward to bid a grand farewell to "Twenty-Helleven"....
    &
    Hoping that the new year is the most fantastic one ever for Mistress and all the infomaniac bitches!!!

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  10. kabuki will be having a new year's eve party tomorrow. IN HIS KIMONO!!! (i am hysterical!)

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  11. if that creature popped out of the cake,
    please put it back into a 425 degree oven
    and leave it there until i tell you otherwise.

    happiest 2012 to mj, who i adore.

    as for everyone else, i'll speak
    to you later......by the frosting.

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  12. I told my ex to not take a picture in that get up!!!!! It always comes back to haunt. I wish you a very Happy New Year tootes!And talk about pan cake make up......

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  13. Happiest Bday, Savannah. May I call you Savvie?

    As for the shot of Mistress all dolled up already for New Year's, I think you've never looked lovelier.

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  14. Have a wonderful birthday, Savanna, and the best new year! Brown sugar represent!
    *whips off 'native pride' shirt and waves it overhead*

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  15. BOXER: No.Not.Cake.
    Happy New Year to everyone at Infomaniac! I wish you all a healthy (and cake free) 2012.
    and a even bigger birthday shout out to the fabulus Savannah.
    **pulls in vodka fountain and turns it on**
    Hosted host bar!! Weeeeee


    Thank you for keeping the vodka fountain in working order and a special thanks for taking in dogs who need you.

    Based on the most recent addition to the Boxer household, I think your next post should be titled, “Oh Henry!”

    WALLY: Well, a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! to savannah, YAY!
    I am really looking forward to bid a grand farewell to "Twenty-Helleven"....
    &
    Hoping that the new year is the most fantastic one ever for Mistress and all the infomaniac bitches!!!


    For you, the New Year means “goodbye Coney Island reds, hello collard greens!”

    Here’s to a happy 2012 in your new home.

    KABUKI: kabuki will be having a new year's eve party tomorrow. IN HIS KIMONO!!! (i am hysterical!)

    Mistress MJ is setting up a confetti cannon to welcome your guests.

    Do you need someone to jump out of a CAKE?

    NORMADESMOND: if that creature popped out of the cake,
    please put it back into a 425 degree oven
    and leave it there until i tell you otherwise.
    happiest 2012 to mj, who i adore.
    as for everyone else, i'll speak
    to you later......by the frosting.


    Mistress MJ is coating the delightful Norma with frosting and throwing her to the creature…because she adores YOU too.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: I told my ex to not take a picture in that get up!!!!! It always comes back to haunt. I wish you a very Happy New Year tootes!And talk about pan cake make up......

    Mistress MJ wishes you a New Year full of ginger sidecars.

    And don’t forget to rim them!

    PEENEE: Happiest Bday, Savannah. May I call you Savvie?
    As for the shot of Mistress all dolled up already for New Year's, I think you've never looked lovelier.


    May Savvie call you Mr. Peewee?

    NATIONS: Have a wonderful birthday, Savanna, and the best new year! Brown sugar represent!
    *whips off 'native pride' shirt and waves it overhead*


    You’ll give us all whiplash with those things.

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  16. I think she was trying for Britney Spears? On that note....I must wish Savannah a Happy Birthday and to all a Happy New Year - play safe yet have fun and let's toss 2011 to the curb!

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  17. Happy Bday Miss Savannah! Thank you Mistress for the pic of My Little Pony all dressed up for the New Year. It's bound to give us all our 1st nightmare for 2012.

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  18. Happy New Year, everyone! And Happy Birthday, Savannah. You get to celebrate twice as hard as the rest of us!

    Thanks, MJ, for a wonderful blog and so many witty intelligent commenters.

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  19. Happy, happy birthday to Savannah!

    And here's to 2012, with gateaux (definitely not cake)!

    Pass the vodka!

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  20. TOPHER, TB & TWUNTY: The Three T’s!

    Mistress MJ is pleased to welcome the three of you to Infomaniac this year.

    Be sure to help yourselves to some cake.

    ROSES: Are you still sober?!

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  21. Happy BIrthday Miss Savannah!! Eat Cake!
    And as for that first photo: I thought the rule was "take off one accessory before walking out the door", this little lovely could take off 5 and still be overdone.

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  22. Sober?

    Excuse me?

    Why are you swearing at me woman?

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  23. Happy New Year to The Mistress and her bevy of bitches! Champagne and depravity for all! XOXOXOX

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  24. KELLY RED: Happy BIrthday Miss Savannah!! Eat Cake!
    And as for that first photo: I thought the rule was "take off one accessory before walking out the door", this little lovely could take off 5 and still be overdone.


    My thoughts exactly.

    Less is more…more or less.

    ROSES: Sober?
    Excuse me?
    Why are you swearing at me woman?


    Sober is a four letter word to you.

    THOMBEAU: Happy New Year to The Mistress and her bevy of bitches! Champagne and depravity for all! XOXOXOX

    Thus spoke THOMBEAU!!!

    It is written!

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  25. Happy New Year!!!
    I think I will pass on the cake link... but i don't know to who.
    Sxxxxxxx

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  26. Happy New Year!

    Talking about cake, we are currently playing the Richard Harris version of MacArthur Park. It's got all wet.

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  27. Speaking of all wet... Princess has just managed to clamber out of the pond... and into 2012... Still clutching a now almost empty gin bottle...
    Happy New Year My Darling MJ... What is it you are planning to do with that roll of gaffer tape???

    Happy New Year bitches you all make my life so complete...

    And Happy Birthday Savvy Darling... I see that the Mistress has prepared one of her delightful celebratory confections in your honour... *quickly un installs "smellorama" app*

    Mwah Mwah and Mwah to all of you

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  28. Everyone, we need to get our chakras aligned, adjust our tinfoil hats, tune in our crystal pyramids and emanate Savannah-ward our bestest and most wonderful excellent vibes. She's fantastic!

    While we're at it, lets turn northward and emanate same to MJ. She brings that funny GOOD.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!!

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  29. Happy New Year Everyone!

    I look forward to many unforgetable photos in 2012!

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  30. Here's to the big dong! Happy New Year MJ

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  31. BITCHES: First post of the New Year is up!

    Happy New Year!!!

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