Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Wenis Wednesday - The BirkenCOCK

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25 comments:

  1. BirkenCROCS!

    Freudian slip showing, eh?

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  2. Lx forgot to say "First"!

    Does it mean the spot is free??

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  3. well, xl didn't sy it and deep blue didnt say it...

    so, by default: FIRST!!!!!!


    xoxoxox

    *very ugly shoe*

    *same for the willie*

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  4. bwahahahahahahahahahahah.

    LX is reading my mind!

    bwahahahahahahhahaahah

    **grabs inhaler**

    bwahahahahahhahah

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  5. I thought that this was a lesbian free zone......

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  6. Is that a child sized Birkenstock?

    Oh hai everyone!!!!

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  7. I'd be concerned about the Birks smelling of cock after.

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  8. Is that how shoe fetishes start?

    (Or how they finish?)

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  9. That's old furry one toe... you should see his other foot...
    Sx

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  10. LX: BirkenCROCS!
    Freudian slip showing, eh?


    Do NOT mention the C word!

    Obviously you need to be sent back to the slappers.

    DEEP BLUE JON: Lx forgot to say "First"!
    Does it mean the spot is free??


    That is correct.

    However…see comment from Savannah.

    SAVANNAH: well, xl didn't sy it and deep blue didnt say it...
    so, by default: FIRST!!!!!!
    *very ugly shoe*
    *same for the willie*


    Yay! You’re FIRST!

    NORMADESMOND: sandals in december, how gauche.

    We can’t see if he’s wearing white as well.

    BOXER: bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
    LX is reading my mind!
    bwahahahahahahhahaahah
    **grabs inhaler**
    bwahahahahahhahah


    Your vodka inhaler?

    WALLY: I thought that this was a lesbian free zone......

    You’re looking for a free lesbian?

    Have you tried Home Depot?

    UTE: Is that a child sized Birkenstock?
    Oh hai everyone!!!!


    Where have YOU been?

    And oh dear, I believe you’re right!

    ROSES: I'd be concerned about the Birks smelling of cock after.

    What do the cocks you associate with SMELL like, Miss Roses?

    KAPI: Is that how shoe fetishes start?
    (Or how they finish?)


    It’s a happy ending.

    SCARLET: That's old furry one toe... you should see his other foot...

    You won’t see THIS on the Woodentops!

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  11. and not a skerrick of manscaping to be seen... How refreshing.

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  12. but that Lesbian could do with a shave...

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  13. PRINCESS: and not a skerrick of manscaping to be seen... How refreshing.
    but that Lesbian could do with a shave...


    There are times when I am grateful that I’m not an aesthetician.

    This is one of them.

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  14. I thought one wore dark sox with sandals? Where are the sox? Where? Where?

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  15. Can athletes foot spread to other parts of the body? erm, I have a friend who wants to know.

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  16. Somewhere out there, a baby hippie is looking for his other sandal.

    Not only bell-ended, but teabagged and ball-fro'd as well. That sandal needs to be burned now. Someone buy the baby hippie a new pair. It's the only humane choice.

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  17. TOPHER: I thought one wore dark sox with sandals? Where are the sox? Where? Where?

    Did you not get my memo?

    COOKIE: Mmmmmmm I love the taste of cork....

    You wouldn’t want to be picking pieces of it out of your sandal though.

    Perhaps you’d prefer a screw top?

    MITZI: Can athletes foot spread to other parts of the body? erm, I have a friend who wants to know.

    Yes!

    “Athlete's foot can also spread to the palms of your hands, GROIN, or underarms if you touch your feet and then touch another area of your body.”

    HEFF: How in the HELL ?!?!

    No titties today, Heff.

    NATIONS: Somewhere out there, a baby hippie is looking for his other sandal.
    Not only bell-ended, but teabagged and ball-fro'd as well. That sandal needs to be burned now. Someone buy the baby hippie a new pair. It's the only humane choice.


    There’s a support group for adult children of hippies if he doesn’t find it.

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  18. Second!!! (it's not too late is it?)

    No worries baby hippie can have and old pair of mine. The support group taught me how to share....


    Hai Jon, Princess!!

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  19. It does look like a child's shoe, not flattering for the wearer. And the fuzzy sock has a hole in the toe!

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  20. COREYJO: Second!!! (it's not too late is it?)
    No worries baby hippie can have and old pair of mine. The support group taught me how to share....
    Hai Jon, Princess!!


    Thank you, Rainbow Dharma Moonchild.

    KELLY RED: It does look like a child's shoe, not flattering for the wearer. And the fuzzy sock has a hole in the toe!

    A hole in the toe?

    Darn!

    Geddit?

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  21. can I be THIRD!!

    Oh nice cock MJ xx

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