Thursday, December 01, 2011

It’s December, Bitches

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What are you going to do about it?

25 comments:

  1. You may have dropped the "Von" but you still emote in German.

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  2. Oh Goodness!.... is it? I've lost track of the year darling let alone the month. Thanks for the reminder!

    *presses panic button and counts days left to opening night on the 7th*

    Shit... I'd best be pulling my finger out.... I'd hate to be late for a very important date....

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  3. Oh Hai Mr Von Lax... Are you State side now?

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  4. Oh Hai Princess!

    Ja, ich bin in Texas. [weeps]

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  5. You know how I feel about emitting bodily fluid here on Infomaniac.

    Princess, please pass LX a tissue.

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  6. Online shopping- no screaming snotty nosed kids and their cell phone parents, no 100 repeats of "The Little Drummer Boy", and no slam dunking a soccer mom's Volvo for a parking place. P.S "The Little Drummer Boy" is to me what crocs are to you.

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  7. Already done my shopping. *shoots cuffs* oh yeah.

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  8. Time to retreat in my lair and start hibernate!

    See y'all in March!

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  9. TB: Online shopping- no screaming snotty nosed kids and their cell phone parents, no 100 repeats of "The Little Drummer Boy", and no slam dunking a soccer mom's Volvo for a parking place. P.S "The Little Drummer Boy" is to me what crocs are to you.

    There’s a Canadian singer I like named Meaghan Smith who doesn’t like the “pa rum pum pum pums” on The Little Drummer boy so she left them out.

    This is a medley sample from her new Christmas CD and if you fast forward to approximately 1:09 on this clip, you’ll hear it.

    I don’t particularly care for the song either but Grace Jones did it proud on Pee-wee’s Playhouse.

    NATIONS: Already done my shopping. *shoots cuffs* oh yeah.

    What did you get me?

    DEEP BLUE JON: Time to retreat in my lair and start hibernate!
    See y'all in March!


    I’m mixing you a Caribou!

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  10. This is what I looked like when I discovered that Mercury is in retrograde.

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  11. BOXER: Drink.
    More.


    I’ll drink to that!

    COOKIE: This is what I looked like when I discovered that Mercury is in retrograde.

    Only 13 more days left in the cycle.

    Hang in there!

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  12. pis avec du sirop d'érable, s'il te plaît!

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  13. My father used to make some very good caribou for Christmas... although I wonder now if that had anything to do with most of the guest waiting in line to go to the bathroom by the end of the party!!!

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  14. I went to the supermarket yesterday for a few groceries, when I returned to the car, I noticed that someone had dropped a rather nice lambswool scarf from Next so that's Carmen's Christmas present taken care of.

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  15. DEEP BLUE JON: pis avec du sirop d'érable, s'il te plaît!

    A ton service.

    Santé!

    DEEP BLUE JON: My father used to make some very good caribou for Christmas... although I wonder now if that had anything to do with most of the guest waiting in line to go to the bathroom by the end of the party!!!

    Maybe they were doing lines of coke in there!

    MITZI: I went to the supermarket yesterday for a few groceries, when I returned to the car, I noticed that someone had dropped a rather nice lambswool scarf from Next so that's Carmen's Christmas present taken care of.

    That saves you a trip to the pound store!

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  16. I am going to wallow in Boxer's Vodka Fountain and not worry.
    Sx

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  17. Shopping?
    DONE
    Wrapping?
    DONE
    Drinking?
    As much as possible

    What else is there?

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  18. that's right, sugar! 30 days until MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! xoxoxoxoxox

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  19. SCARLET: I am going to wallow in Boxer's Vodka Fountain and not worry.

    Would you like a pair of water wings?

    BLAZNG SCARLET: Shopping?
    DONE
    Wrapping?
    DONE
    Drinking?
    As much as possible
    What else is there?


    More drinking?

    THOMBEAU: Hibernate.

    Toss an extra houseboy in the bed for added warmth.

    SAVANNAH: that's right, sugar! 30 days until MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    Happy New Year!...er, birthday!

    MAGO: Nothing.
    Why should I?


    Wasn’t it a German who coined the term “Nihilism?”

    NORMADESMOND: buy a new calendar?

    It’s time to order a 2012 Roman priests calendar!

    I'm fingering my rosary just THINKING about it!

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  20. Obereit, Jacobi, Turgenjew.
    The rest is history. :)

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