Afterall, if it’s good enough for Linda Evans…
By delivering a light pulsation from a 9-volt battery (included), the 26 gold-plated contact points inside this facemask gradually tone the skin and reduce the appearance of wrinkling. The mask's control unit has a knob that adjusts the pulsation intensity to suit individual preference.
YAY First!
ReplyDeleteA pulsating knob? A Knudsen device?
I can't hear you.
ReplyDeleteI've got it turned up to eleven.
that frickin' thing scares me!
ReplyDeleteI dare you to sit on it.
ReplyDeleteOh goody. I love getting facials.
ReplyDeleteGot one last night actually. His name was Alan.
rejuvenique?
ReplyDeleteisn't that your middle name?
HOLY CRAPBALLS!!! Thats horrifying!!
ReplyDeleteC'mon now...how many of these were bought and then actually used for the purpose intended? Suburban dungeonmasters across the land must have been jumping for joy when this thing came out.
Me, I'm still jumping for joy about the Santa Weenis, m'self!!
You can also wear it to Occupy Ottawa!
ReplyDeleteYikes! This thing is terrifying! That close-up of the woman wearing it, and her eyes looked panicked and flickering! The eerie mask reminds me of that traumatic 1960s French horror film Les Yeux Sans Visasge (Eyes without a Face), or more recently, Almodovar's The Skin I Live In.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying out for the remake of Phantom? I can just see you fingering away at a huge organ....
ReplyDeleteThis is what sent that guy in the film "Halloween" over the edge!! He turned the mask up to 11 and went on a killing spree.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen of Outer Space tried this look at the heartbreak it brought her.
ReplyDelete*Pulls mask away from face and yells into Mistress's ear, "SETTING ELEVEN CAUSES LEPROSY!", lets go of mask as it snaps back in place...*
ReplyDeleteOh pooh, don't listen to them. Take a fistful of dolls and crank it up baby.
ReplyDeleteKAPI: Oh goody. I love getting facials.
ReplyDeleteGot one last night actually. His name was Alan.
In her memoir, I'm Wild Again, former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
NORMADESMOND: rejuvenique?
isn't that your middle name?
Isn’t that your drag name?
NATIONS: HOLY CRAPBALLS!!! Thats horrifying!!
C'mon now...how many of these were bought and then actually used for the purpose intended? Suburban dungeonmasters across the land must have been jumping for joy when this thing came out.
Me, I'm still jumping for joy about the Santa Weenis, m'self!!
I’m having one installed in the oubliette as we speak.
LX: You can also wear it to Occupy Ottawa!
I’d probably end up occupying this place once they caught sight of me.
BITTER69UK: Yikes! This thing is terrifying! That close-up of the woman wearing it, and her eyes looked panicked and flickering! The eerie mask reminds me of that traumatic 1960s French horror film Les Yeux Sans Visasge (Eyes without a Face), or more recently, Almodovar's The Skin I Live In.
As much as I enjoy Almodovar’s films, I’m hesitant to see The Skin I Live In.
Even more so thanks to you!
PRINCESS: Are you trying out for the remake of Phantom? I can just see you fingering away at a huge organ....
And I’m going for Baroque!
KELLY RED: This is what sent that guy in the film "Halloween" over the edge!! He turned the mask up to 11 and went on a killing spree.
Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Run run run run run run run away.
COOKIE: The Queen of Outer Space tried this look at the heartbreak it brought her.
AND missing a limb!
AYEM8Y: *Pulls mask away from face and yells into Mistress's ear, "SETTING ELEVEN CAUSES LEPROSY!", lets go of mask as it snaps back in place...*
The court case involving The Infomaniac House of Beauty and the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium is not over, bitch!
PEENEE: Oh pooh, don't listen to them. Take a fistful of dolls and crank it up baby.
Are you the one they call Dr. Feelgood?