Sunday, May 01, 2011

Strumpfhosen Sunday

A reminder to get your entry into our Gorgeous Gams Competition by Tuesday.


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Click here for details on how to enter.

Categories of judging include the following:

Shapliest legs

Hairest legs

Most Creative Leg Coverings

Funniest Pose

Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')

17 comments:

  1. I'll take the pale blue pair as they come with a hidden slot.

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  2. Ideal for games of "Hide the Sausage."

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  3. I will be taking my photograph within the next two hours... if all goes well it should be with you later... unless I drop the camera... and then there will be hell to pay. It is a risk.
    Sx

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  4. may i touch the strumpf? just a wee squeeze?

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  5. SCARLET: I will be taking my photograph within the next two hours... if all goes well it should be with you later... unless I drop the camera... and then there will be hell to pay. It is a risk.

    Will you be dangling from a trapeze, Miss Scarlet?

    NORMADESMOND: may i touch the strumpf? just a wee squeeze?

    Go on then.

    But for heaven’s sake, be discreet about it.

    And gentle…it’s not a lemon.

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  6. I misread that as STUMPhosen. Sorry.

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  7. XL: I misread that as STUMPhosen. Sorry.

    I fear that Norma may have misinterpreted it as well.

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  8. That's it. I'm moving to the southern hemisphere.

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  9. I am a bit shy about exposing my strumpfhosen.

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  10. With pipe and Reclam-booklet, the Deutschlehrer was content.

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  11. K9: That's it. I'm moving to the southern hemisphere.

    Not until you show us your legs.

    TB: I am a bit shy about exposing my strumpfhosen.

    That’s not what they say in the back rooms.

    MAGO: With pipe and Reclam-booklet, the Deutschlehrer was content.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

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  12. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin
    Can we have a diagram please , as I have no idea what your talking about

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  13. WALLY: Strumpfets...

    Is that what they’re calling you now?

    BEAST: Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin

    Can we have a diagram please, as I have no idea what your talking about


    If you would bathe for a change, perhaps one day you’d find out for yourself.

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  14. I will try and get mine submitted!

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  15. If I had some Strumpet hosen, many of my problems would disappear.

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  16. MICHAEL GUY: I will try and get mine submitted!

    The pressure is on.

    STACIA: If I had some Strumpet hosen, many of my problems would disappear.

    I’m guessing they’ll be chosen for Oprah’s Favorite Things.

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