Saturday, May 07, 2011

Winners of the Gorgeous Gams Competition

Find out today if YOUR legs measured up!!!


Our Gorgeous Gams Competition was divided into five categories:

Shapeliest legs
Hairiest legs
Most Creative Leg Coverings
Funniest Pose
Sexiest Legs

So let’s see who got a “leg up” on the competition, shall we?

Shapliest Legs Winners:

It’s a tie between MITZI


And the runner-up for Shapeliest Legs? WALLY.

Hairiest Legs Winner: NORMADESMOND

And the runner-up for Hairiest Legs? XL’s cat RJ.
That’s right. Norma is hairier than a Siamese cat and a dog.

What they’re saying about NORMA:

- I could do some serious Macrame with that leg hair, darling.

- Best in Show.

Most Creative Leg Coverings: MISS SCARLET

And the runner-up for Most Creative Leg Coverings? WALLY.

What they’re saying about MISS SCARLET:

- Miss Scarlet gets the “Most like Marilyn Monroe Honorable Mention”

Funniest Pose: PRINCESS

And the runner-up for Funniest Pose? NURSEMYRA.

What they’re saying about PRINCESS:

- Why can't I get the image of Princess using that disco ball like the Asian woman did with the ping pong ball in Priscilla?

- Best Down Under.

Sexiest Legs: MITZI...

And the runner-up for Sexiest Legs? MICHAEL GUY.

What they’re saying about MITZI:

- I'd lick chocolate from those legs any day!
- I think I'm in love.


Seems you had more categories in mind and here’s what you had to say...

Most artistic shot - Mago, a little sunlight, a little black & white film, a little north europe angst, a little wine, a little spongecake...

Most elegant toes - Mr Mags (Mago).

Best use of a disco ball - Michael Guy and Princess [joint winners].

Most British - Mr Devine.

Best languishing pose - kabuki Zero.

Most Bewitching: IDV

Most hot - Mr Peenee.

Glitteriest: Michael Guy

Most Inscrutable: Kabuki

Most heart tugging: Mr. Peenee; I love what memories must associate to that good time photo.

Most Betty Grable-ly: WALLY!

A HUGE thanks to all the Infomaniac Bitches who literally bent over backwards to photograph their lovely legs for us.


Together we shall form the best cancan line in the blogosphere!


  1. Congrats to all the winners!

    Well done to Mistress MJ!

  2. I think it's time for a party!

  3. *checks in at the Silverleaf Tavern for a gin martini*

    Congrats to the winners. I still say Michael Guy should have won it all (except the hairiest).

    Goes into a panic about packing

  4. Thanks to all those who gave me their vote. *stops typing to caress legs with the built in wolf whistle!*

  5. yes, another infomaniac success!

    now, when is the proprietress of this
    dump gonna show a little leg herself?

  6. Mazel Tov to all the winners.

    Well done.

  7. it is an honor to prostitute my various body parts for the entertainment of people from all over the world.

  8. Always the bridesmaid & never the bride.....

  9. Hooray to all the guys and gals that hauled out their gams for this one.

    *Wolf Whistles at Mitzi in that knowing all too well kind of way*

  10. Mitzi's the only one I'd be willing to share all the glory with.

  11. Congratulations to all the bitches that put their gams on show for the masses.
    *returns to working mirror ball into position ready for next performance"

  12. Cheers to all!

  13. Hello bitches! I'm back!

    Wow, the gams are certainly gorgeous.

    So, is it okay for the straight girl to say that the gay guys' legs are lickable?

    (I just thought I'd check before possibly offending anyone)

  14. Congratulations to all the fantastic contestants! Everyone of you is a star!!!