Monday, May 30, 2011

Cocktail Clothesline

Mistress MJ has installed a magical cocktail clothesline in the yard…

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Enjoy!

22 comments:

  1. I'll have a Cape Cod, please!

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  2. What a great idea!!
    Is it on a pulley as well?

    Hai xl

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  3. i prefer my drinks tumbled and
    fluffed in my kenmore autodry 2000.

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  4. whoops, lady kenmore autodry 2000 that is.

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  5. XL: I'll have a Cape Cod, please!

    How many have you HAD today?!

    WALLY: What a great idea!!
    Is it on a pulley as well?
    Hai xl


    If I tell you, you'll wreck the mechanism.

    BOXER: I am in heaven!!!!!

    As much as I like Seattle, that may be stretching it.

    MAGO: Colourful. With a punch.

    My head’s still submerged in the punch bowl from the last post.

    SAVANNAH: yes, please!

    You really NEED it!

    NORMADESMOND: i prefer my drinks tumbled and
    fluffed in my kenmore autodry 2000.


    There’s no need to look so smug about it, Norma.

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  6. what a wise move... Saves a trip to the bar for the guests and indoor spillages... What a boon... no cleaning!

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  7. A Tom Collins sounds really good right now.. Mmmhmm.

    Such ingenious things here at the Infomaniac.

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  8. PRINCESS: what a wise move... Saves a trip to the bar for the guests and indoor spillages... What a boon... no cleaning!

    It’s put our bartender out of a job though.

    MANDA: A Tom Collins sounds really good right now.. Mmmhmm.
    Such ingenious things here at the Infomaniac.


    For more ingenuity, see our arse-kicking machine!

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  9. Well if he's desperate for a roof over his head I suppose I can squeeze him in somewhere....

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  10. PRINCESS: Well if he's desperate for a roof over his head I suppose I can squeeze him in somewhere....

    Between your legs, perhaps?

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  11. I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea, thank you.

    To start with.

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  12. ROSES: I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea, thank you.
    To start with.


    We know you’ve only just begun.

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  13. kabuki refuses to go all the way outside for a cocktail unless a pool and pool boy are involved. kabuki could also use a swell cabana for those 'lay down and drink' moments.

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  14. Could someone reel me in a dirty martini?
    I'm quite dry.

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  15. "I AM SMUG! IT'S THE FRONT LOADERS THAT GOT SMALL."

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  16. KABUKI: kabuki refuses to go all the way outside for a cocktail unless a pool and pool boy are involved. kabuki could also use a swell cabana for those 'lay down and drink' moments.

    Click here to see Mistress MJ testing a cabana boy for ripeness.

    You shall have your pool AND your pool boy here on Infomaniac.

    WALLY: Could someone reel me in a dirty martini?
    I'm quite dry.


    Here ya go.

    NORMADESMOND: "I AM SMUG! IT'S THE FRONT LOADERS THAT GOT SMALL."

    Oh Norma, you’re SUCH a diva.

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  17. Ahhh, my favourite Jimi Hendrix tune, Mago.

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  18. Mh, a "thank you" for the stairway.

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