Friday, April 29, 2011

Filthy Friday – Royal Wedding Edition

Prince William and the Royal Wenis...


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And as a bonus…

Prince Harry's hard-on...

27 comments:

  1. its not their penises, its diana's nose (harry's got the cloned one) that they keep tied round their leg, and keep with them as a lucky charm....i'. ABSOLUTELY sure of it, infomainiac!!!!

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  2. Harry's legs are so skinny that the "tripod" nickname might actually mean something with him.

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  3. It's put a whole new spin on "lay back and think of England"

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  4. I'd like to use that "Royal we....we"

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  5. I would like to see Mistress MJ provide the royal wedding cake!

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  6. I know we're all mere commoners here, but who holds their dick like that to piss? Is that some well bred, ladylike thing?

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  7. "I'm gunna be your King one day... Wanna see me knob?

    "Me little bruvva, 'is is bigger 'an mine... but 'e can get 'is all the way into 'is own gob like... I seen 'im do it an' all... fuckin ginger showoff...

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  8. You should see their uncle... Duke John Thomas of Clousta Twatt.
    He won't be at the wedding due to an unfortunate incident with the Queen's favourite corgi and a swiss roll, in 1973.
    SX

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  9. Mr. Peenee has an interesting question. Maybe he's uncircumcised and that's what you have to do to weewee.

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  10. Did someone mention cake?

    Mistress MJ has just watched a record SEVEN hours of Royal Wedding programming.

    Nap time.

    XL, if you'll fluff my pillows please?

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  11. Did you notice all the Canadian flags in the crowd?

    I thought the Battle Of Britain fly-over was super cool!

    [fluffs pillows]

    Been up since 01:00. Gotta go crash now.

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  12. Isn't that the Masonic handshake?

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  13. LOL to Princess!

    And to Harry, well, HELL-O Sailor! Nice package!

    I don't think being uncut has anything to do with how one holds their willy. (of course I only know this through careful observation) and tell the truth, thought the same thing as Peenee!

    Have a great weekend, kids!

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  14. I'm not sure about that photo of Prince William...no one and I mean NO ONE pees against an electric fence!!

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  15. Kate will be having that tonight.

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  16. Prince Harry looks like he's hiding the sorcerer's magic wand...

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  17. Did you see Beatrice and Eugenie? Most confusing.
    Harry and Pippa were flirting... poor Chelsey.
    Sx

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  18. I will come and visit you in the Tower Miss MJ . I didnt watch any of it :-(

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  19. Well now we know why the girls are wild aboot Harry! Those Hewitts are hung like Shetland Ponies.

    I've watched aboot 20 hours of the wedding which started at 2am here..and even though I know that strange women lying in ponds handing out swords is a terrible basis for forming a government, they can put on a show eh wot?

    Seriously, what have the Yanks got, the Oscars? This wedding makes the Oscars look like a fkn tractor pull in pudknocker wisconsin!

    So on this auspicious day, I bow to the Princely Penii and salute their German engineering..oh except for the red headed stepchild.

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  20. I understand that Harry's father, James Hewitt was also hung like a horse. All that would look so good down my throat.

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  21. I was up at 1 am to watch the whole thing live! Good thing I didn't have to go to work til much later!

    Awesome production! Luved the whole thing! Congrats to the happy couple.

    Now, why the hell didn't the Prime Minister's wife wear a hat like it said on the invitation? Is she illiterate? And why the hell didn't someone tell that one Princess that she was wearing a bird's nest on her head?

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