Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Earth Moved


Can a bitch not get a little rest?

Mistress MJ was lying in bed this afternoon when the earth moved.

22 comments:

  1. Are we to take it that The Mistress has selected the long-anticipated mattress?

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  2. Indeed, XL.

    And luckily, I was wearing my tinfoil hat at the time so I did not sustain any injuries.

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  3. I thought you were sick? Put down the vibrator and get some rest.

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  4. Excellent! Standing by to fluff whichever pillow you select!

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  5. I experienced an earthquake in Copemhagen once. My only time. It was bizarre and at first I though I was dreaming.

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  6. Did you check to see if Beast is under the bed playing a trick on you? (Not trysting with one).

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  7. How inconvenient. And while you were recovering too!
    We shall have words with Mother Nature at the next Coven Meeting.

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  8. Hope you were only shaken & not stirred...
    feel better.

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  9. Did you run out in your underwear?

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  10. KELLY: I thought you were sick? Put down the vibrator and get some rest.

    Yes, I was sick (that’s why I was in bed) but I’m feeling much better now although still a little tired.

    XL: Excellent! Standing by to fluff whichever pillow you select!

    I’ve a nice selection here of GOSA PINJE pillows…fluff away.

    CYBERPOOF: I experienced an earthquake in Copemhagen once. My only time. It was bizarre and at first I though I was dreaming.

    This is by no means my first quake and it’s always bizarre.

    TB: Did you check to see if Beast is under the bed playing a trick on you? (Not trysting with one).

    It would seem like Beast’s sort of chicanery, wouldn’t it?

    However, the houseboys came to mind first.

    I ran downstairs accusing them of making unnecessary and noisy renovations to the Pink Room.

    IVD: How inconvenient. And while you were recovering too!
    We shall have words with Mother Nature at the next Coven Meeting.


    Do we have to wear one of your Starfleet uniforms to the next Coven Meeting?

    WALLY: Hope you were only shaken & not stirred...
    feel better.


    Shaken, not stirred.

    Words well chosen.

    MAGO: Did you run out in your underwear?

    I stayed indoors…in my underwear.

    Stop picturing it.

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  11. Is it the Idea of March or something?

    All these tremors and quakes are giving me the willies and shakes...

    So the earth does move...

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  12. That was meant to read "Ides" of March

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  13. SAVANNAH: oh my, sugar!

    I said something a little stronger but yes, that was the general feeling.

    PRINCESS: Is it the Idea of March or something?
    All these tremors and quakes are giving me the willies and shakes...
    So the earth does move...
    That was meant to read "Ides" of March


    How many willies have you gotten?

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  14. leave it to canadians to try to
    push the japanese off the front page.

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  15. Blimey, not what one needs when one is feeling poorly.
    Sx

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  16. NORMADESMOND: leave it to canadians to try to
    push the japanese off the front page.


    We already did that yesterday with Celine.

    WALLY: Norma...
    You kill....
    MURDERER!


    That’s our Norma.

    SCARLET: Blimey, not what one needs when one is feeling poorly.

    And just when I’d drifted off to sleep.

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  17. Glad you're feeling better MJ.

    Speaking of willies, Mr. Nelson will be in my hood on Saturday. Didn't you date him once?

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  18. HAYWARD: Glad you're feeling better MJ.
    Speaking of willies, Mr. Nelson will be in my hood on Saturday. Didn't you date him once?


    Although Mistress MJ is a BIG fan of Willie Nelson (and has seen him perform) she is not his groupie!

    Besides, Mistress MJ does not date gingers.

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  19. I feel the earth move under my feet
    I feel the sky tumbling down
    I feel my heart start to trembling
    Whenever you're around...

    We had an earthquake back in 2008 unfortunately I was out of the cuntry to enjoy it.

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  20. MITZI: I feel the earth move under my feet
    I feel the sky tumbling down
    I feel my heart start to trembling
    Whenever you're around...
    We had an earthquake back in 2008 unfortunately I was out of the cuntry to enjoy it.


    You’re always jet-setting off to Benidorm so it’s no wonder.

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