Friday, November 06, 2009

Filthy Friday – Welcome Back, First Nations!

Back from a long hiatus, Ms. First Nations is back, bitches!

And her playground is OPEN! …


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43 comments:

  1. First. Bugger it, I like sloppy seconds best.

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  2. And I just clicked on the link to that pic Mistress. So this is what you get up to when it goes all quiet on Infomaniac eh?

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  3. you find her at the bus stop in Quebec?

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  4. i can smell it and that ain't good.

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  5. I love when I open your site and just burst out laughing. Mission accomplished.

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  6. Yay! First Nations is back!!!!!!

    Happy F.F.

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  7. Why shave and leave a soul patch? and you sit there waiting for a bus then 3 cum at once.

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  8. I can't read French, but is that sign saying you have to be at least 37 inches to get on that ride?

    Welcome Back, First Nations.

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  9. No matter what the sign says, I don't think she is safe for kids.

    Of course I don't understand French so maybe it doesn't say she's an amusement park ride for kids.

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  10. Is that what they mean by a 'French Fancy' ???

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  11. *hugs Miss Scarlet*

    Fancy a cocktail?

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  12. Good morning Pete! Yeah, go on then, but make it something milky.
    Sx

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  13. A mudslide perhaps?

    I'm having a mojito to try and kill this flu bug thing I've got.

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  14. Call me crazy but I don't want to find out what 'satans bunghole' tastes like. But thanks all the same.

    Maybe I can just mix Bacardi, raspberry vodka, gin and Roses lemon thingy?

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  15. Before I had my coffee I thought the sign said take off pants from 3 to 7 for ass...
    but it actually says you can only have 3 to 7 minutes "of" ass...
    prolly because of the bus schedule which runs like clockwork in Quebec.

    She's not like the other Moms is she?

    Welcome back NATIONS
    it's about bloody time :)

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  16. GINRO: First. Bugger it, I like sloppy seconds best.

    See if XL will trade places.

    XL: Is that Céline Dion?

    Your hard-on will go on and on.

    SAVANNAH: damn, FN shaves?

    You noticed her five o’clock shadow?

    GINRO: And I just clicked on the link to that pic Mistress. So this is what you get up to when it goes all quiet on Infomaniac eh?

    You can thank Piggy & Tazzy for leading me astray with that link.

    The filthy buggers.

    GINRO: Mistress MJ, have you been working out?

    I will pump you up.

    VOICES: you find her at the bus stop in Quebec?

    All signs in Canada are bilingual.

    She’s at the playground.

    And where have YOU been?

    NORMADESMOND: i can smell it and that ain't good.

    *Febrezes*

    LA DIVA CUCINA: I love when I open your site and just burst out laughing. Mission accomplished.

    Yes but did you LOL?

    BOXER: Yay! First Nations is back!!!!!!
    Happy F.F.


    Please do not encourage the others to start saying “Happy F.F.” …

    It’s enough that they’re firsting, seconding and Oh Hai-ing everybody.

    KNUDSEN: Why shave and leave a soul patch? and you sit there waiting for a bus then 3 cum at once.

    The soul patch is there for you to hang on to for dear life once she gets going.

    Yee hah!

    EROS: I can't read French, but is that sign saying you have to be at least 37 inches to get on that ride?
    Welcome Back, First Nations.


    Yes, you have to be at least 37 inches to ride Ms. Nations.

    Do you measure up?

    CYBERPOOF: No matter what the sign says, I don't think she is safe for kids.
    Of course I don't understand French so maybe it doesn't say she's an amusement park ride for kids.


    We call her the Funhouse.

    BEAST: Is that what they mean by a 'French Fancy' ???

    Is that a CAKE, Mr. Beastie?

    SCARLET: Swings and bumper cars!

    And the Black Hole!

    SCARLET & CYBERPOOF: I’m mixing Satan’s Bungholes for everybody.

    DONN: Before I had my coffee I thought the sign said take off pants from 3 to 7 for ass...
    but it actually says you can only have 3 to 7 minutes "of" ass...
    prolly because of the bus schedule which runs like clockwork in Quebec.
    She's not like the other Moms is she?
    Welcome back NATIONS
    it's about bloody time :)


    I’m sure Ms. Nations will make an exception for you and give you an extra minute.

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  17. [fluffs pillows]

    Oh Hai Mistress!

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  18. "Games for children from 3 to 7 years." Have they opened a Vanessa George Recreation Ground and is that a catcher's mitt?

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  19. GINRO: "I will pump you up"
    :))))))


    Oh good grief.

    XL: [fluffs pillows]
    Oh Hai Mistress!


    I’ll be asking you to go on massage duty if Mago doesn’t show up soon.

    MITZI: "Games for children from 3 to 7 years." Have they opened a Vanessa George Recreation Ground and is that a catcher's mitt?

    Oh dear.

    I had to Google Vanessa George and now I’m sorry I did.

    I must have missed reading a few copies of The Daily Mail during that time.

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  20. I'll pass on the Satans bunghole. Thanks for the offer though.

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  21. Kind of reminds me of a black hole.

    “Once you enter you may never return”

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  22. CYBERPOOF: I'll pass on the Satans bunghole. Thanks for the offer though.

    If you’re not feeling well you should at least see a doctor.

    AYEM8Y: Kind of reminds me of a black hole. “Once you enter you may never return”

    Is it the Bermuda Triangle of beaverdom?

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  23. Definately! That I would. I'm sure a little Mike Branson would help too.

    I'm already feeling a little better.

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  24. The sign says, "Games for Children." Nice.

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  25. Yay! FN's back. I've missed her weird rantings.

    Now, cover up that old trollop and let's never speak of it again.

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  26. CYBERPOOF: Definately! That I would. I'm sure a little Mike Branson would help too.
    I'm already feeling a little better.


    Mike Branson?

    Yes, I hear he’s an excellent doctor.

    RANDOM: The sign says, "Games for Children." Nice.

    Who’s up for a game of Red Light/Green Light?

    IVD: Yay! FN's back. I've missed her weird rantings.
    Now, cover up that old trollop and let's never speak of it again.


    Weird rantings?

    Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

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  27. You know, MJ, I was just thinking about you yesterday afternoon. It happened as I was passing by the Silver Reef Casino and their huge flashing neon sign advertising 'loose slots'...rather like the one over your front door. And again, buying garbage bags, when I noted the slogan on the box (you see what I did there) reading 'easy flaps'...just like that tattoo on your stomach, just below the shrapnel scar.

    *bats at pesky seagulls*

    I thought to myself 'self, wouldn't it be nice if Ms.tress MJ gave your blog a nice shoutout, seeing as how you hinted and hinted and usurped her precious comment space whoring your site and whatnot?' and lookie here! Your whatnot answered yes!! (And looked like a pensioner chewing a toffee while it did so). Yes indeed! And I am grateful, if only to a limited extent. If someone would like to gratify me completely, I can apparently be found lying around some Canadian-ass playground somewhere with my cooter hanging out. Just follow the seagulls.

    XX!
    FN!!

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  28. ...my cooter looks just like Adolph Hitler. Dang.

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  29. NATIONS: Blah blah blah

    I can’t hear you when you’re smoking.

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  30. That's not the one I was thinking about but ok...?

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  31. CYBERPOOF: That's not the one I was thinking about but ok...?

    Yes, I think we all know which Mike Branson YOU’RE thinking about.

    Didn’t he unclog someone’s drain in Basic Plumbing 2?

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  32. I don't think I've watched that one.

    Are you including that in the care package you are sending me?

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  33. With all due respect towards XL being the seniorissimus, officilan IT-consultant and master-fluffer here on Infomaniac, I just want to bring to the Mistress' attention that there is a "wesensartige" difference between fluffing pillows and giving a massage to the Mistress' delicate extremities: An extreme massage does in no way resemble or could be compared to a fistful fluffing!
    So I hope that your idea of "putting xl on massage duty" stays excatly what it is now, an idea. MAy I put this flask containing sweet massage oil put near the hot spot for later use? Thank you.

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  34. Looks like a fun game.
    Does she pop out tennis balls for the children to bat?

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  35. MAGO: With all due respect towards XL being the seniorissimus, officilan IT-consultant and master-fluffer here on Infomaniac, I just want to bring to the Mistress' attention that there is a "wesensartige" difference between fluffing pillows and giving a massage to the Mistress' delicate extremities: An extreme massage does in no way resemble or could be compared to a fistful fluffing!
    So I hope that your idea of "putting xl on massage duty" stays excatly what it is now, an idea. MAy I put this flask containing sweet massage oil put near the hot spot for later use? Thank you.


    Your place as Official Masseur is secure.

    XL excels in his position and you in yours.

    Please shake hands with XL.

    Now come ‘round here and apply your oils as Mistress MJ feels a headache coming on.

    JASON: Looks like a fun game.
    Does she pop out tennis balls for the children to bat?


    It’s a trick she learned from watching me playing ping pong.

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  36. That pic just shocks the hell out of me.

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