Sunday, November 22, 2009

Cocksucker’s Mirror

We posted a link to this gizmo so long ago that only old-timers Donn, Kapitano and Ms. Nations noticed it.

So we thought the rest of you would appreciate seeing this great little gift idea…



Have you ever wanted to watch yourself suck cock? Up close? Now you can with our Cocksucker's Mirror. This cock ring with a voyeuristic twist is an 8" oval plastic mirror with a 2" diameter glory hole at the bottom. Put your partner's balls and cock through the hole and watch yourself do what you do best.


Mistress MJ would use it to touch up her lipstick while she’s down there!





Note: No new post 'til Tuesday.

37 comments:

  1. "Old timers"? Humph!

    When I suck cock, I want to see...cock. Or at least pubic hair. Or some nice bouncing balls if I happen to be upside down at the time, like I was earlier today.

    What I don't want to see is my own mug zooming in and out. That would be like repeatedly kissing myself at high speed - a kink I don't feel capable of right now.

    Not after spending an hour giving myself tongue ache today, anyway.

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  2. It's be lovely for canapes too.
    One does get kind of peckish at times, you know.

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  3. In Maxi's old apartment there was mirrors on the closet doors beside the bed.....soooooooooo hawt!!

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  4. KAPI: Gay! Burst!
    "Old timers"? Humph!
    When I suck cock, I want to see...cock. Or at least pubic hair. Or some nice bouncing balls if I happen to be upside down at the time, like I was earlier today.
    What I don't want to see is my own mug zooming in and out. That would be like repeatedly kissing myself at high speed - a kink I don't feel capable of right now.
    Not after spending an hour giving myself tongue ache today, anyway.


    You were upside down earlier today with bouncing balls?

    Your “friend” really got his money's worth!

    BEAST: Now you are being silly :-)

    Cafe C's famous 'Grab a Tranny' Night is silly, Mr. Beast.

    Where is Miss Scarlet, by the way?

    JASON: It's be lovely for canapes too.
    One does get kind of peckish at times, you know.


    The kind of canapés with those teensy toothpicks in them?

    You could use the toothpicks to remove the pubic hair from your teeth afterwards!

    JELLY MONSTER: In Maxi's old apartment there was mirrors on the closet doors beside the bed.....soooooooooo hawt!!

    Did Maxi ever come out of that closet?

    SAVANNAH: *speechless*

    That’s because your mouth is full.

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  5. Miss Scarlet is I believe packing her possessions into a few old carrier bags and dustbin bags and gtting ready to move to a new trailer park

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  6. BEAST: Miss Scarlet is I believe packing her possessions into a few old carrier bags and dustbin bags and gtting ready to move to a new trailer park

    Is there room for her Smeg in the caravan?

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  7. If that mirror breaks, he's going to have more than seven years bad luck.

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  8. Can it double as a survivor kit mirror? In case I get lost in some deep hole and have to signal the rescue chopper.

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  9. I dont need a mirror - the voices in my head tell me how I look when i suck cock.

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  10. I’d say it’s useless during a really good blow job, what with all the spit and the fogging up.

    Maybe if it was a magnifying mirror then in conjunction with the fog I could see my pores and get a facial.

    It’s multi-practical really.

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  11. Nothing like spotting a bat in the cave while you're working it...

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  12. Isn't it a tad too narcissistic?

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  13. XL: If that mirror breaks, he's going to have more than seven years bad luck.

    Ouch!

    ELLIE: That's kind of tempting.

    Give in to the power of the Cocksucker’s Mirror.

    EROS: Can it double as a survivor kit mirror? In case I get lost in some deep hole and have to signal the rescue chopper.

    You’ll want to take it on your spelunking missions as well!

    DAMIEN: I dont need a mirror - the voices in my head tell me how I look when i suck cock.

    You look like Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

    AYEM8Y: I’d say it’s useless during a really good blow job, what with all the spit and the fogging up.
    Maybe if it was a magnifying mirror then in conjunction with the fog I could see my pores and get a facial.
    It’s multi-practical really.


    Maybe if it was a magnifying mirror, it would make some people feel better about themselves!

    HOODCHICK: Nothing like spotting a bat in the cave while you're working it...

    Mind it doesn’t get tangled up in your hair.

    MAGO: Isn't it a tad too narcissistic?

    *mumbles incoherently*

    Ask me when I can talk.

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  14. If I remember my fables correctly, didn't Aesop mention that the Fox dropped the meat when he stopped to admire his own reflection in the river?

    I should think that most married men don't really need one of those marble gargling mirrors for the four times a year when they get hummers; Birthday, Anniversary, New Years and the third night on Holidays after spending 5 hours at the Tiki/Fiesta Lounge :)

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  15. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
    The Beaver has landed.
    XXXXXXXXXX

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  16. MAGO: Less talk ...

    Zing!

    BOXER: 19th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    jeez.


    Well, you HAVE been away so I’ll let this one go.

    DONN: If I remember my fables correctly, didn't Aesop mention that the Fox dropped the meat when he stopped to admire his own reflection in the river?
    I should think that most married men don't really need one of those marble gargling mirrors for the four times a year when they get hummers; Birthday, Anniversary, NewYears and the third night on Holidays after spending 5 hours at the Tiki/Fiesta Lounge :)


    You have a birthday coming up soon, don’t you?

    KAZ: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
    The Beaver has landed.
    XXXXXXXXXX


    My first thought when I saw the exuberance of your comment was, “KAZ has really been hitting the bottle hard” but then I realized what you were referring to and all I can say is Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for Postman Pat!!

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  17. I bought some Canadian scallops to celebrate.
    Delicious with a cool dry Sauvignon.

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  18. KAZ: I bought some Canadian scallops to celebrate.
    Delicious with a cool dry Sauvignon.


    How about some poutine?

    The holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds.

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  19. The Cocksuckers mirror is a LIFESAVER!! I've gone through three of the things already this year! Just tilt the large reflective surface over to one side and voila: a 'rear-view mirror' to check for pesky law enforcement personel during those alfresco 'hotdog lunches'down at the Wal=Mart parking lot.

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  20. First Nations is one classy broad , she know high falutin words like Alfresco

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  21. what a touching and senstive gift idea for my husband!

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  22. NATIONS: The Cocksuckers mirror is a LIFESAVER!! I've gone through three of the things already this year! Just tilt the large reflective surface over to one side and voila: a 'rear-view mirror' to check for pesky law enforcement personel during those alfresco 'hotdog lunches'down at the Wal=Mart parking lot.

    How many tube steaks do you go through in an hour?

    BEAST: First Nations is one classy broad , she know high falutin words like Alfresco

    That’s the name of the hot dog vendor.

    NATIONS: *sees Beast in rearview mirror*

    Have you seen him in his funhouse mirror?

    EMMA: what a touching and senstive gift idea for my husband!

    Or that guy you’re having an affair with!

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  23. This is the unique stocking stuffer I need for those friends 'who have everything.'

    Plus it would make a divoon sushi presentation plate.

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  24. MICHAEL GUY: This is the unique stocking stuffer I need for those friends 'who have everything.'
    Plus it would make a divoon sushi presentation plate.


    This fella makes an equally divoon sushi presentation platter.

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  25. Mirror Mirror on the balls
    Who's the fellatious of them all?

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  26. EROS: Mirror Mirror on the balls
    Who's the fellatious of them all?


    My money’s on Kapitano.

    With Ms. Nations giving him a good run for the money.

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  27. NURSEMYRA: oh that's hilarious

    Teehee.

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  28. Does it have a 3x magnification on the reverse side? A friend wants to know.

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  29. MITZI: Does it have a 3x magnification on the reverse side? A friend wants to know.

    Could I interest your friend in a zoom lens?

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