Saturday, November 07, 2009

The Mo-Bed

Mistress MJ’s “get-up-and-go” got up and left.

She’ll be relaxing in the Mo-Bed if there are any mo’s, er, mo of you who want to join her but please keep your voices down and for gawd’s sake wear some clean underwear for a change.


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She is not certain how long this R&R session (i.e. blogging break) will last but she’ll be back asap.

41 comments:

  1. 1st.

    I hope that this doesn't mean that The Mistress has lost her blogging MOjo!

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  2. ...and it is still common practice in some parts of Dorset to strap the sofa onto the roof of the car in preparation for long journeys...
    2nd?
    Sx

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  3. Holy crap! The Mo-Bed was made in Britain! There's no way I'm getting in that thing. And I've put clean pants on, too.

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  4. Kev's second wife was called Mo - so count me out as well.
    Don't stay away too long.

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  5. Move over love, I like to be the outside spoon. Of course I'm wearing clean underwear.

    Here, I'll give you back rub as you doze off.

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  6. There are only two things as bad as that thing. Caravans and tents.

    *shudders*

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  7. I got yer "mo-bed" right here, buddy.

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  8. will y'all be doing any wine tasting, sugar? xoxoxo

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  9. Öhm ... what? You are out and about to test one of these motorized beds? Shaky little basteds ...

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  10. My question is, why not just leave the mattress strapped to your back the way it usually is? I call it sheer laziness on your part. Or are your parts just getting lazier? *replaces burnt out lightbulb in 'Loose Slots' sign over MJ's front door* Just because I went on hiatus doesn't mean you have to copy me. If I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and landed on a big chocolate dildo with a picture of Jean Chretien on it and then a busload of nuns ran a stoplight and hit it causing a massive earth tremor which caused British Columbia to drop off into the ocean where ravening tuna sharks and killer whales and angry baby harp seals ate all the people while they were drowning, except Neil Young, I suppose you'd have to do that too, huh.
    *rolls eyes*

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  11. My question is, why not just leave the mattress strapped to your back the way it usually is? I call it sheer laziness on your part. Or are your parts just getting lazier? *replaces burnt out lightbulb in 'Loose Slots' sign over MJ's front door* Just because I went on hiatus doesn't mean you have to copy me. If I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and landed on a big chocolate dildo with a picture of Jean Chretien on it and then a busload of nuns ran a stoplight and hit it causing a massive earth tremor which caused British Columbia to drop off into the ocean where ravening tuna sharks and killer whales and angry baby harp seals ate all the people while they were drowning, except Neil Young, I suppose you'd have to do that too, huh.
    *rolls eyes*

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  12. Allow me to quote Beastie and Piggy:

    lazy cunt

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  13. Here Here Pete and you so right Miss Nations , I bet if I was chased nekkid through the moonlit streets of Dorchester being beaten with zuchini by a hockey team of pantagonian prostitutes, Miss 'copycat' MJ would do the same , instead of posting...what can I say , the girl is just a sloth(Thats the 7 deadly sins type of sloth not the 3 toed hanging upside down in trees type)

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  14. The 3 toed hanging upside down kind is so adorable Beastie.

    Can I have one, please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

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  15. Enjoy your R & R!

    We'll make sure these Mo-fos stay in line and not wreck the place while you're gone.

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  16. hi sir,could you exchange link?
    here is my site
    http://khmergays.blogspot.com/

    I hope you are possible to do this
    thanks you

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  17. You may not be certain how long your session is (although I'm sure there are plenty of somewhat satisfied customers who could say,) but I'm more concerned with how long that Mo-Bed is. You have a freak-on for traveling dwarves now?

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  18. That's a prime example of why you never hear the term "British Engineering" :)

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  19. how will you fit the houseboys in there with you?

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  20. XL: I hope that this doesn't mean that The Mistress has lost her blogging MOjo!

    NOno!

    SCARLET: ...and it is still common practice in some parts of Dorset to strap the sofa onto the roof of the car in preparation for long journeys...

    Yes, I’ve seen that in the Louis Theroux documentaries.

    Beast, by the way, offered me his stinky duvet but I’m having none of it.

    IVD: Holy crap! The Mo-Bed was made in Britain! There's no way I'm getting in that thing. And I've put clean pants on, too.

    Perhaps you’ll change your mind when I tell you it does an excellent crop circle navigation.

    KAZ: Kev's second wife was called Mo - so count me out as well.
    Don't stay away too long.


    How many wives has he had so far?

    ROSES: Move over love, I like to be the outside spoon. Of course I'm wearing clean underwear.
    Here, I'll give you back rub as you doze off.


    Although Mistress MJ appreciates your offer of a back rub, our Official Masseur Mago will be upset if anyone meddles with his duties.

    Do you have any vodka instead?

    CYBERPOOF: There are only two things as bad as that thing. Caravans and tents.
    *shudders*


    This “I love not camping” coffee mug is for you.

    JASON: I got yer "mo-bed" right here, buddy.

    “Mo-Bed”…is that what you’re calling your face these days?

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  21. SAVANNAH: will y'all be doing any wine tasting, sugar?

    I’m drunk on Shiraz as we speak.

    MAGO: Öhm ... what? You are out and about to test one of these motorized beds? Shaky little basteds ...

    If this Mo-Bed’s rockin’, don’t bother knockin’.

    NATIONS: My question is, why not just leave the mattress strapped to your back the way it usually is? I call it sheer laziness on your part. Or are your parts just getting lazier? *replaces burnt out lightbulb in 'Loose Slots' sign over MJ's front door* Just because I went on hiatus doesn't mean you have to copy me. If I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and landed on a big chocolate dildo with a picture of Jean Chretien on it and then a busload of nuns ran a stoplight and hit it causing a massive earth tremor which caused British Columbia to drop off into the ocean where ravening tuna sharks and killer whales and angry baby harp seals ate all the people while they were drowning, except Neil Young, I suppose you'd have to do that too, huh.
    *rolls eyes*


    If I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge onto a big chocolate dildo, it would have Pierre Trudeau’s face on it, not Chretien’s.

    I mean, just look at him. Charisma and style, baby. Aside from that little incident over the War Measures Act, of course.

    With my luck, I’d fall onto a Diefenbaker dildo.

    Prime Ministerial dildos aside, yes I AM copying your hiatus. Now that you’re back, YOU can take over.

    I need a break, bitch.

    CYBERPOOF: Allow me to quote Beastie and Piggy:
    lazy cunt


    Get your sources straight.

    Beast usually refers to me as a “lazy baggage” and you can see for yourself that Piggy and Tazzy have called me a “lazy bitch”.

    BEAST: Here Here Pete and you so right Miss Nations , I bet if I was chased nekkid through the moonlit streets of Dorchester being beaten with zuchini by a hockey team of pantagonian prostitutes, Miss 'copycat' MJ would do the same , instead of posting...what can I say , the girl is just a sloth(Thats the 7 deadly sins type of sloth not the 3 toed hanging upside down in trees type)

    I should enjoy beating you about the head with your precious Sausageops whilst chasing you in a Zamboni.

    CYBERPOOF: The 3 toed hanging upside down kind is so adorable Beastie.
    Can I have one, please? Pretty please with sugar on top?


    Your question seems to be falling on deaf ears.

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  22. EROS: Enjoy your R & R!
    We'll make sure these Mo-fos stay in line and not wreck the place while you're gone.


    You’re doing an admirable job so far (aside from not being able to restrain Ms. Nations and Beast and Piggy and CyberPete)

    PIGGY: Oh, you lazy bitch.

    I would say “Bite me!” if it wouldn’t require me getting a tetanus shot after.

    MAGO: sleep?

    zzzzzz

    UDOM: hi sir,could you exchange link?
    here is my site
    http://khmergays.blogspot.com/
    I hope you are possible to do this
    thanks you


    SIR? Did you say SIR?!

    *slaps*

    MR. PEENEE: You may not be certain how long your session is (although I'm sure there are plenty of somewhat satisfied customers who could say,) but I'm more concerned with how long that Mo-Bed is. You have a freak-on for traveling dwarves now?

    They prefer you call them “Little People”.

    We are following the Yellow Brick Road, I’ll have you know.

    Oh look! Peenee’s dropped a ruby slipper!

    DONN: That's a prime example of why you never hear the term "British Engineering" :)

    Aren’t you forgetting the Blackpool Tower?

    BOXER: how will you fit the houseboys in there with you?

    They can do the driving.

    It’s in the “chauffeur” section of their contract.

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  23. I LOVE that mug!

    Where do you buy those mugs and napkins etc?

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  24. CYBERPOOF: I LOVE that mug!
    Where do you buy those mugs and napkins etc?


    Have fun visiting this site.

    I can’t find the mugs or the napkins online although I’ve seen them in stores here … maybe they’ve been discontinued.

    You might want to email them.

    DONN: Have a nice BB MJ :)

    Why thank you, kind sir.

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  25. Better late than never...I need one of those Mo-Beds for my Mother-In-Law.

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  26. RANDOM: Shall I drive it off a cliff?

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  27. Better still, drive at 90mph on the motorway with her napping on the top, then screech to an emergency stop. If she survives suggest that she might like to customize her surgical collar with rhinestones and a bit of cowboy fringing.

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  28. So when will you become an active part of the community again?

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  29. MITZI: Better still, drive at 90mph on the motorway with her napping on the top, then screech to an emergency stop. If she survives suggest that she might like to customize her surgical collar with rhinestones and a bit of cowboy fringing.

    I'll have to consult the "Jam Cam" before I put the pedal to the metal.

    CYBERPOOF: So when will you become an active part of the community again?

    When you submit a cheque or money order payable to Mistress MJ.

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  30. I see you've got time to comment, but not to post.

    Lazy cunt.

    (and Cyberpoof was right).

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  31. See!

    Maybe Manuel will send a photo of his hairy arse again?

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  32. I've come for a lie down. Is there any room left?
    Sx

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  33. If you're prepared to prostrate yourself above that pathetic little jalopy I think it's about time you adopted Islam and subjected yourself to men.

    It's only right.

    I'm a Jain myself, which is why I wander around naked being nice to flies.

    But not wasps.

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  34. PIGGY: I see you've got time to comment, but not to post.
    Lazy cunt.
    (and Cyberpoof was right).


    Pfffffffffffttttttttt.

    CYBERPOOF: See!
    Maybe Manuel will send a photo of his hairy arse again?


    Manuel has done his bit and gets to rest on his laurels forever.

    SCARLET: I've come for a lie down. Is there any room left?

    *kicks Beast out to make room for Miss Scarlet*

    GARFY: If you're prepared to prostrate yourself above that pathetic little jalopy I think it's about time you adopted Islam and subjected yourself to men.
    It's only right.
    I'm a Jain myself, which is why I wander around naked being nice to flies.
    But not wasps.


    You’re a dharma bum.

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  35. Relax or orgy...relax or orgy...

    Can't decide!

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  36. Welcome back from Montreal Mistress. We seem to be out of eggs...

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  37. KAPI: Relax or orgy...relax or orgy...
    Can't decide!


    In your case I’d say…

    Orgy followed by nodding off.

    Then waking up face down in someone’s lap.

    XL: Welcome back from Montreal Mistress. We seem to be out of eggs...

    Are you having a laff at Celine Dion’s expense?

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  38. "having a laff at Celine Dion’s expense?"

    Non.

    Ici.

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