Friday, June 04, 2010

Mr. Nude Infomaniac – Casting Call

We’re holding a casting call for our annual Mr. Nude Infomaniac pageant!


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For over a year, Damien Oz has held the coveted title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.





Damien has served his Mistress well and has been a glowing representative of this blog.

But now it’s time to hand over his tiara and sceptre to another deserving bitch.

This contest is open to all the Men of Infomaniac, including those who weren’t present when the Men of Infomaniac post was compiled.

Simply email Mistress MJ a photo of yourself nude or scantily-clad.

And tell us why you deserve to be Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010.

You may also nominate someone you would like to see as Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

We will post all your photos at a future date and all Infomaniac’s bitches will be granted a vote on the new Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

Hop to it, bitches! Submit those nudie pics!


Note: Mistress MJ is taking a brief hiatus from posting so this gives you all next week to submit your photos.

54 comments:

  1. Does MJ have a case of the Blog Blahs? It seems to be going around. Enjoy your hiatus. Make sure you the house boys take good care of everything whilst you're gone.

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  2. It’s just that I’ve got loads to do including catching Old Knudsen’s Vegas act.

    You’ll find me in the front row looking up his kilt.

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  3. the one on the end looks like Kenny Rogers a bit...

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  4. Shall I ask Maxi if he wants to enter??
    If you have a girly one I'll send in a pic ;) tee hee hee

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  5. "Mistress MJ is taking a brief hiatus"

    Mistress, my pillow fluffing credentials at the Betty Ford Clinic are still valid, so I will see you there!

    Oh Hai Boxer!

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  6. Every time we stop by here everyone is having WAY TOO MUCH FUN...and usually no has their pants on. HA!!! Maybe we will never leave...
    S+S

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  7. RAD: the one on the end looks like Kenny Rogers a bit...

    Apparently there are a lot of men who look like Kenny Rogers.

    KEVIN: i nominate kenny rogers.

    Mistress MJ does not wish to see Kenny Rogers naked.

    Not even from his First Edition days.

    JELLY MONSTER: Shall I ask Maxi if he wants to enter??
    If you have a girly one I'll send in a pic ;) tee hee hee


    We all know he wants to.

    XL: "Mistress MJ is taking a brief hiatus"
    Mistress, my pillow fluffing credentials at the Betty Ford Clinic are still valid, so I will see you there!


    Are you suggesting Mistress MJ has gone into rehab again?

    SERAPH & SPLENDOUR: Every time we stop by here everyone is having WAY TOO MUCH FUN...and usually no has their pants on. HA!!! Maybe we will never leave...

    Drop your pants at the door and help yourself to the vodka fountain (courtesy of Anonymous Boxer).

    Quualudes are in the candy dish in the foyer.

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  8. We never did get to see Damiens royal sceptre did we?

    How about Celine Dion? I don't care what people say, that's not a woman.

    Oh, ok. If Mr Michael Guy would enter I'd only be too happy.

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  9. Good luck cleaning up the casting couch after the auditions!

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  10. CYBERPOOF: We never did get to see Damiens royal sceptre did we?
    How about Celine Dion? I don't care what people say, that's not a woman.
    Oh, ok. If Mr Michael Guy would enter I'd only be too happy.


    Let's hope Damien will correct this oversight.

    As for Michael Guy, get out your credit card.

    Michael Guy desktop wallpaper…available now!

    EROS: Good luck cleaning up the casting couch after the auditions!

    That can of Febreeze I use to clean up after Beast just isn’t enough.

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  11. ...I dream that Mr Swings enters...
    Sx

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  12. Look, who ever taught you to look after leather? You can't use Febreeze on leather.

    *sigh*

    I've got a tin of wax and when you're all done, I'll just rub it in and polish it off.

    *places box of man size tissues next to casting couch*

    Use the tissues bitches, or swallow it all.

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  13. Can we see Donn naked - again?

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  14. Dearest Mistress MJ..........

    My favourite and most treasured Canadian Beaver.............

    It is has been our most gracious pleasure to serve as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009.

    We have strived to serve you both diligently and with humility.

    We have waved the Infomaniac banner and exposed ourself to the world in your name.

    We hereby declare the post of Mr Nude Infomaniac the most crowning glory that our life hath seen.

    For it is only in your service - dearest Mistress - that we have truly learnt the meaning of servitude.

    May your next Mr Nude Infomaniac serve with the same fervour and virility that we have.


    ***obediently places a single chaste kiss on each of the Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  15. Erm, those aren't fee...nevermind.

    I knominate old knudsen. Just to see his old, um, knudsen.

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  16. Damien was a worthy

    Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009 !

    He served valiantly and fought gallant!

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  17. Oh lookie here. COCKS. What a surprise.

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  18. SCARLET: ...I dream that Mr Swings enters...

    All you have to do is knock your heels together three times and command your shoes to carry you wherever you wish to go.

    Your wish will be granted.

    ROSES: Look, who ever taught you to look after leather? You can't use Febreeze on leather.
    *sigh*
    I've got a tin of wax and when you're all done, I'll just rub it in and polish it off.
    *places box of man size tissues next to casting couch*
    Use the tissues bitches, or swallow it all.


    As Mistress MJ is accustomed to OTHERS doing the cleaning FOR her, she was unaware of the proper cleaning technique.

    Obviously, you have impressive polishing skills.

    LULU: Can we see Donn naked - again?

    Do your cloyingly best treacly plea for his photo and perhaps he’ll be swayed.

    Promise him sweets and tarts.

    DAMIEN: Dearest Mistress MJ..........
    My favourite and most treasured Canadian Beaver.............
    It is has been our most gracious pleasure to serve as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009.
    We have strived to serve you both diligently and with humility.
    We have waved the Infomaniac banner and exposed ourself to the world in your name.
    We hereby declare the post of Mr Nude Infomaniac the most crowning glory that our life
    hath seen.
    For it is only in your service - dearest Mistress - that we have truly learnt the meaning of servitude.
    May your next Mr Nude Infomaniac serve with the same fervour and virility that we have.
    ***obediently places a single chaste kiss on each of the Mistress' feet as is proper***


    Take pride in a job well done and knowing that you will always have the honour of being the first Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

    Your service has been exemplary and we shall be hard pressed to find a successor who lives up to your level of standards.

    Thank you for your shining year of devotion in motion.

    You may rise.

    *squeezes Damien’s buttocks on the way out*

    KAPI: Erm, those aren't fee...nevermind.
    I knominate old knudsen. Just to see his old, um, knudsen.


    As luck would have it, Mistress MJ has several photos of Old Knudsen au naturel.

    He’s on a blogging hiatus at the moment but perhaps this could lure him back.

    MAGO: Damien was a worthy
    Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009 !
    He served valiantly and fought gallant!


    And he carried out his duties wearing nothing but a smile.

    HEFF: Oh lookie here. COCKS. What a surprise.

    Weren’t you sated by last week’s TittieFest?

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  19. How do you expect us to compete with that? If you need me, I'll be in the corner, weeping.

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  20. I have never been photographed nude. And topless only once.

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  21. KYKNOORD: How do you expect us to compete with that? If you need me, I'll be in the corner, weeping.

    Click here to see that the Men of Infomaniac come in all shapes and sizes.

    It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing.

    GEOFF: I have never been photographed nude. And topless only once.

    As mentioned, “scantily-clad” pics will do just fine.

    Topless photos qualify for the pageant.

    There’s no need to be bashful.

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  22. "Küsschen aufs Ärschchen" - smack!

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  23. MAGO & XL: Das ist alles!

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  24. i only add clothes, never do i remove.

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  25. Oh Miss Desmond, you're SUCH a TEASE!

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  26. Is it just me? I keep landing back here and looking at the picture of Micheal Guy's arse and I just want to have a bite.

    Not to draw blood or anything icky, but it just looks nibbleable (if that's a word).

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  27. The man on the left looks like the man who kept getting his head slapped in The Benny Hill Show.

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  28. ROSES: Is it just me? I keep landing back here and looking at the picture of Micheal Guy's arse and I just want to have a bite.
    Not to draw blood or anything icky, but it just looks nibbleable (if that's a word).


    At the rate you consume vodka, we won’t be surprised to find you face down in Michael’s arse by the end of the night.

    MITZI: The man on the left looks like the man who kept getting his head slapped in The Benny Hill Show.

    Thanks to you, Miss Mitzi, the Benny Hill theme tune is now stuck on an endless loop in my head.

    I won’t get to sleep tonight.

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  29. We often warble the Benny Hill theme tune around here, just to aggravate Hedgehog.

    I can't wait to see the array!

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  30. What a way to go. A far more pleasant location to wake up, than where I've been coming back to consciousness recently.

    Damn Ms Boxer for leading me astray with the vodka fountain. But you know, with that high alcohol content, you have to drink it quickly before it evaporates.

    It's my excuse.

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  31. LEAH: We often warble the Benny Hill theme tune around here, just to aggravate Hedgehog.
    I can't wait to see the array!


    What kind of insane asylum are you running over there?

    ROSES: What a way to go. A far more pleasant location to wake up, than where I've been coming back to consciousness recently.
    Damn Ms Boxer for leading me astray with the vodka fountain. But you know, with that high alcohol content, you have to drink it quickly before it evaporates.
    It's my excuse.


    Next we’ll hear you say, “I can stop any time I want to!”

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  32. Today is the 66th anniversary of the Normandy D-Day invasion. I am going to watch The Mistress' favorite war movie, The Longest Day, later today. Lots of brave Canadians hit Juno Beach that day.

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  33. I agree with Roses, Michael Guy’s butt is absolutely nibbleable. ((Roses, you should copyright the word)). I've already got the wallpaper on my monitor.

    It looks like Damien has been a very devoted Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009. Will you find another one, as loyal, submissive and truly affectionate?

    XL seems to be very busy watching a WW2 movie tonight

    *sigh*

    Wie schade! I had brought my pocket trumpet. Maybe some other day.

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  34. How to spot the alcoholic:

    When you crack open a bottle of alcohol at 8am for breakfast.

    My breakfast consists of: coffee and a smoke (tobacco before you say). So I've got a little way to go yet.

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  35. "You already had breakfast?"
    "Not one drip!"

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  36. XL: Today is the 66th anniversary of the Normandy D-Day invasion. I am going to watch The Mistress' favorite war movie, The Longest Day, later today. Lots of brave Canadians hit Juno Beach that day.

    It’s not everyday you see teen idols in war films, is it? (e.g. Fabian, Paul Anka and Tommy Sands).

    LENI: I agree with Roses, Michael Guy’s butt is absolutely nibbleable. ((Roses, you should copyright the word)). I've already got the wallpaper on my monitor.
    It looks like Damien has been a very devoted Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009. Will you find another one, as loyal, submissive and truly affectionate?
    XL seems to be very busy watching a WW2 movie tonight
    *sigh*
    Wie schade! I had brought my pocket trumpet. Maybe some other day.


    If we do not get a more enthusiastic response from the Men of Infomaniac, Damien will keep a firm grip on his sceptre as Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010.

    ROSES: How to spot the alcoholic:
    When you crack open a bottle of alcohol at 8am for breakfast.
    My breakfast consists of: coffee and a smoke (tobacco before you say). So I've got a little way to go yet.


    What’s the point of getting up in the morning if you can’t enjoy a breakfast cocktail?

    If the powers-that-be hadn’t intended you to drink in the morning, why would they have invented delicious breakfast cocktails such as the Bellini, the Mimosa, and Kir Royale?

    MAGO: "You already had breakfast?"
    "Not one drip!"


    Good to the last drop.

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  37. I know how I'd prefer to wake up in the morning.

    RDJ's lawyers keep sending me letters going on about 'stalking', 'depravity'. A bit strange because I'd never written to Sue, Grabbit and Rune.

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  38. Health and safety regulations sadly prohibit nudity or partial nudity in the Cafe C kitchens . I will therefore be unable to comply. Remember the catering industry mantra " Burnt bits affect tips"

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  39. Bellini is made from squished peaches, thank you. The Mimosa is a good ole Fizz - depends on one's individual stomach and general situation in the damn-dark-morning (courtesy of Ms Savannah) - so the Kir is it: Lets find out what can be done with cassis, champagne and a light white wine ...

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  40. You've already got a photo of the Host starkers. Remember?

    I won't be entering this fine compo, though. It's for the good of the masses - You see, I don't want to blind everyone what with being a ghast- Sorry, ghostly shade of pale.

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  41. ROSES: I know how I'd prefer to wake up in the morning.
    RDJ's lawyers keep sending me letters going on about 'stalking', 'depravity'. A bit strange because I'd never written to Sue, Grabbit and Rune.


    What’s that you say?

    “I’ll just have one”?

    Sure, sure you will.

    BEAST: Health and safety regulations sadly prohibit nudity or partial nudity in the Cafe C kitchens . I will therefore be unable to comply. Remember the catering industry mantra " Burnt bits affect tips"

    We’ve all seen what happens when you get nekkid and it ain’t on pretty.

    MAGO: Bellini is made from squished peaches, thank you. The Mimosa is a good ole Fizz - depends on one's individual stomach and general situation in the damn-dark-morning (courtesy of Ms Savannah) - so the Kir is it: Lets find out what can be done with cassis, champagne and a light white wine ...

    Liquid breakfast!

    IVD: You've already got a photo of the Host starkers. Remember?
    I won't be entering this fine compo, though. It's for the good of the masses - You see, I don't want to blind everyone what with being a ghast- Sorry, ghostly shade of pale.


    How could anyone forget that Hot Tub Homo photo?

    Try as we may.

    That photo of the Host merely hints at nudity.

    Thankfully.

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  42. “If we do not get a more enthusiastic response from the Men of Infomaniac, Damien will keep a firm grip on his sceptre as Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010.”

    Hell if I didn’t hold a title already I might strip down and snap a few pictures which would be easy as I’m always just a few little strings away from nudity with a camera nearby.

    I do like the handsome Greek sculpture on the right with the porn star torso. Can we dig him up?

    Damien has my vote for another term. Providing he can fulfill his duties...

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  43. AYEM8Y: “If we do not get a more enthusiastic response from the Men of Infomaniac, Damien will keep a firm grip on his sceptre as Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010.”

    Hell if I didn’t hold a title already I might strip down and snap a few pictures which would be easy as I’m always just a few little strings away from nudity with a camera nearby.
    I do like the handsome Greek sculpture on the right with the porn star torso. Can we dig him up?
    Damien has my vote for another term. Providing he can fulfill his duties...


    Just because you are the Official Penis of Infomaniac does not mean you can't hold down two titles.

    Photos in various alluring poses, please.

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  44. Oh yes please, Mr Pirate... I'm not having a lot of luck in persuading Mr Swings to get his kit off.
    Sx

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  45. I'd like to sip champagne from your navel now MJ.

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  46. SCARLET: Oh yes please, Mr Pirate... I'm not having a lot of luck in persuading Mr Swings to get his kit off.

    Mistress MJ’s inbox remains a nudity-free zone.

    I await anyone at all to get their kit off.

    I understand you’ll be exposing your “little behind” in your next post?

    MAGO: I'd like to sip champagne from your navel now MJ.

    Yet you cringed at my knob twiddling.

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  47. I have a blogging hangover from yesterday...
    Hmmmm... I did write something about baring my bum... that'll teach me to stay logged on for so long...
    Sx

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  48. My camera is still broken and I still haven't gotten a replacement, so, unfortunately, I've no new fotos to submit and will be unable to participate in this particular contest.

    But perhaps Michael Guy would make a good representative to wear the title. He's all ready submitted fotos. I nominate him.

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  49. Miss Scarlet, what a lovely little bottom you have. I have updated my June 9 post to include a photo.

    Mago, you needn't be shy around Mistress MJ.

    Eros, you leave me no choice but to post your Elf Shorts photo.

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  50. That would work, seeing as I have no way to capture and submit any new fotos...and perhaps it'll be a nice reminder to a certain someone about them Shorts.

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