Friday, October 19, 2012

Filthy Friday

Infomaniac Bitches prepping for the upcoming Kitchen Queen Contest...


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    1. "It was like Ground Hog Day. He popped out of a hole, and we got four more years of Bush." —Bill Maher, on Saddam's capture.

      I don’t think anyone’s getting any bush this time.

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    1. How many times have you said THAT, Miss Roses?

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  3. BTW, if you accidentially come to Vienna, go to the Leopoldmuseum and have a look at Naked Men.

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    1. I’d like to see that exhibition, Herr Mago but apparently they’ve had to cover the naughty bits on the promotional posters.

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    2. They seemingly plastered the city with the pics, but "censored" only some.

      "Co-curator Elizabeth Leopold, whose late husband founded the museum, says when she was presented with the exhibition concept she insisted on "disturbing" it. "There aren't just glowing youths - there are wonderful older men," she said, implying that the female gaze is not quite as obsessed with the erotic as the male's might be, while not ruling out the erotic possibilities of older men - "especially when drunk," she added."

      So Ms. Leopold likes old drunkards - she should be an Infomaniac bitch honoris causa.

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    3. Hooray for naked old men and beer goggles!

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    4. They could have avoided the controversy with soccer players by photographing them in a more natural pose: flopping!

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    5. The Italians, in particular, deserve Oscars.

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  4. "yoo-hoo, grandpa...
    a watched pot never boils."

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    1. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

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    2. Norma's having hot flashes again!

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  5. Looks like the recipe for stuffed ogre. Kabuki does not like. Not even with mole sauce.

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    1. Mole sauce hell; homey needs BackNair.

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    2. If one is making mole sauce, one is using chili peppers.

      When working naked with chili peppers, Mistress MJ advices caution.

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  6. "Uh, sorry, I need to get to the refrigerator, if I can just squeeze past, or maybe reach around you, or you know what? never mind."

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  7. So that's what a reacharound is. I wasn't thinking 'kitchen'. I was thinking 'Oh gawd another strawberry?' Because yeah...dang.

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  8. Unless he has the arms of an ape, a reach-around isn’t possible in this case.

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