Monday, October 29, 2012

Batten Down Your Snatches!

To those in the path of the "Frankenstorm," we here at Infomaniac advise that you batten down your snatches, er, hatches.



Stay safe, Bitches.

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  1. Good luck to all those in the path of the big wind!

    Sx

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    1. Don't stand downwind of Norma, in other words.

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    2. batten down my snatches?

      there isn't enough newsprint.

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  2. Figures that these hurricanes are all women. With all that PMS and hair removal pain I'm shocked that there aren't more.

    Hope you're all being safe.

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    1. Oh my!

      Our little Danish poofter friend is back!

      And just as cheeky as ever, I see.

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    2. Oh hai!

      Cheeks are bigger than ever too!

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  3. Herr Mago is reporting snow in Franconia! None in Berlin, yet.

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    1. Herr Mago can make ein Schneemann.

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  4. Yes... I too hope that everyone in sandra's path has their snatches battered... er I mean... battern's hatched... O fuck it! Just stay safe everyone.

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  5. For once I'm not in the projected path but, I battened my snatch out of habit anyways.

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  6. Thank you dear!!! It is being battened down as Adam is tending to it! Now currently conditions are worsting...What happening is just this... The wind began to switch - The house, to pitch - And- Just then the Witch - To satisfy an itch - Went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch........

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    1. The kitchen took a slitch...It landed on the Wicked Witch
      in the middle of a ditch...Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch...

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    2. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *runs from the room screaming*

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  7. DAMMIT GET THIS HOUSE OFFA ME!!!!

    Stay safe my darlings. No 'storm riding'. Go 'wild baloney pony' riding instead! Preferrably at a temporary location someplace in the Midwest, by which I should be understood to mean midwestern Mexico.

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    1. 'baloney pony' riding. I see you have been to my place before.

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    2. I think it's your place I'm thinking of when I think of 'wild baloney ponies'. Now guess what I'm thinking of...?

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  8. We are hunkered down. And this is one Norma sized storm.

    Our 1800s German barometer is at 749mm of Mercury (29.35 in US inches), and dropping. The dogs are sleepy. The eye of the hurricane will make landfall about two hours from our house, but to the north, which for us is a good thing. Think about the folks in New Jersey, New York and Conneticut, they are going to get the worst of it.

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  9. Hurricane??? What hurricane?

    I though it was "trick or treat" time! Frankenbutt!

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  10. To my eastern seaboard friends, I can't stress enough the importance of being prepared for storms and power outages. Make sure that you have enough pills, booze and dope on hand to last at least a week. Also something low-cut and sexy is necessary for flagging down repairmen and hunky Red Cross workers.

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    1. I see you too have been to my place before. I have enough of all these things plus weenies!

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    2. Dammit Maddie your place is always...hopping. Hopping? No. Bad mental image.

      Which should not take away one iota from the importance of ayem*ty's message...being stranded without ones lifestyle supplies during a major emergency IS A BAD IDEA. Stock up! Or at least go looting once the eye moves in. There's a whole nother storm wall coming, you know!

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  11. 90 degrees with a hint of breeze. Yet no one is concerned about kabuki. Kabuki could stun a toe at the pool, or get a bit too much sun. The lonely life of the artiste.

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  12. Did someone mention weenies?

    We here in the Great White North have been advised to "take down your Halloween decorations." Obviously a bulletin from bureaucrats who cannot bear the thought of us having fun.

    Mistress MJ must step out for the evening and has just consumed a large chocolate shake in hopes that the extra weight will keep her grounded.

    Whilst I'm away, be sure to keep your snatches battened and your fannies battered.

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  13. Stranded at the drive in, branded a fool, what will they say Monday at school?...

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