Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Bake-Off Bitchfight

Looks like things are heating up in the Infomaniac test kitchens as preparations get underway for the Kitchen Queen Contest!

Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...



At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.

Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!


[thanks, Montreal Jon!]

Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...

"BTW COOKIE, I'VE PAINTED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN JUNGLE RED!"

The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.

Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.

Details here.

20 comments:

  1. forgive me for correcting the mistress, but cookie gave me no stink eye, it was more like a fisheye....the scratch and sniff variety, yet i didn't need to scratch anything to smell it.

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    1. Oh, Bitch, PLEASE. You are so lucky I didn't kick you into that oven like Mrs. Lovett.

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    2. *CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED*

      COOKIE'S MAKING MEAT PIES FOR THE COMPETITION.
      STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
      SHE'LL BE NEEDING MEAT FOR THE FILLING.

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    3. Does the menu include fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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    4. FOOD FIGHT!!!

      *thwaps cake batter at Jon*

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    5. jon, you're thinking this is going
      to become a metaphor for hot lesbian sex?

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    6. Oh puh-leeze, Norma dearest! Don't pretend you didn't know what this cooking contest was all about, eh? Little Darling...

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  2. Will a can opener be provided? If so, will it have been properly disinfected?

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  3. 31st October....??? That's soon isn't it?
    Sx

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  4. You know, it's really tough to stage a Cookie murder to look like a suicide in an electric oven. I bet Norma wishes he'd thought of that now.

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  5. Y'all get this fatass out of my stove somebody? Bitch gotta bake some mutha fuckin SCONES. Smellin like fish all up in here. *sprays Lysol "Cheddaroma" in honor of Queen Victoria*

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    1. Cheddarama? Now that sounds like a thriller...

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  6. Ooooooooh! Cupcakes! I LOVE cupcakes!

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  7. Will someone polish the silver serving tray. Kabuki is hip deep in rumake.

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  8. Those girls really bring out the best in each other.

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  9. That's quite enough now, ladies.

    Let's have a time-out.

    I've published Filthy Friday early for you.

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  10. I'm so glad I don't cook. "Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974."
    Jx

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    1. JON: “A crisp, darling. A crisp.”

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