Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Bitch on a Break

Mistress MJ is taking a break but hopes to be back with you Bitches next week.



Do we KNEAD to tell you that the deadline to enter the Kitchen Queen Contest is the end of October?

38 comments:

  1. I guessed that was how you earned a crust....

    When is the bun going into the oven?

    Oh and First!

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  2. What? No sound track?!?!?

    Oh Hai Prinny!

    SECOND!

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  3. When do the taco-shaped biscuits come out of your oven Mistress?

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  4. While I admire your 'DIY' spirit, I'd much rather you 'reached for the Red Star'.

    That's a yeast joke, folks.

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  5. you'd have better luck
    if you floured your board.

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  6. This reminded me of the cake farting site.

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  7. My! That Lieutenant Worf has a feminine arse. Jx

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  8. Looks like she ran out of the yeast in the packets....

    This is why I'm wary of home-made sourdough bread, especially when the host brags about having their own cultures.

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  9. OO! double burn!! I'm on a roll tonight!
    You see what I did there? 'On a roll'? And I'm a chick? And theres a chick sitting on some dough? Gazinga!

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  10. ....Canadian 'CULTURE'!!!!!

    *collapses in helpless giggles*

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    1. "Micro-culture" even...

      *joins Ms Nations in giggle-fest...*

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  11. Oh, it's a real yuk-fest around here.

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  12. I'd make a joke about "CUL-ture" but since nobody speak French...

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    1. Seule une peu, mon chere. Soies ne tres complique pas ... je suis allemand ...

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    2. Vertrauen Sie nicht Google Übersetzer, mein Freund! ;)

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    3. No, I can make my own mistakes!

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    1. CUL-ture...

      CUL in French means "ass"!!!

      Does that make your day?

      BTW, MJ's break doesn't seem to cause you any panic attack this time around...

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    2. My panic attack du jour (actually eight days) has been over internet access.

      I can now settle into separation anxiety about The Mistress' current departure.

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  14. Another break? its ok to say rehab ya know.. birds with no wings fly little.

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  15. We interrupt this chat-fest to report that it is SNOWING.

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    1. Snowing? In the Betty Ford Clinic? Liza's shaken her handbag out... Jx

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    2. JON: Whilst I was seated on the Whitney Houston/Amy Winehouse memorial bench.

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    3. Peuh! Just a few miserable flakes...

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    4. Is it the same bench where the Parliamentary Cats usually occupy?

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  16. For what it's worth it sowed in the Adelaide hills central/northern New South Wales and southern Queensland yesterday! first snow in some parts for over 80 years!

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    1. PRNNY: I saw the state of your nation on the news!

      Complete with confused kangaroo.

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  17. Has Mr Beastie not popped by to check out your baps?
    And when is this break going to end????
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: I suspect that Mr. Beastie is lurking behind a cob in Budleigh Salterton.

      As far as a break is concerned, Mistress MJ will access the situation on Tuesday.

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    2. There was a bloke on celebrity Big Brother this year called The Situation... Julian Clary always referred to him as the occasional table. Still makes me smile.
      Anyhow, I hope your situation behaves itself and releases you soonest.
      Sx

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    3. I adore Julian Clary! (Hate CBB) jX

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  18. OH HAI!!!!
    Awww... Told you Norma: it's always a winner!
    Thought I feel a slight tang of Vagisil.. you just couldn't stick to the recipe?!

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  19. so now she is on a break
    how long will this on take
    sometimes she acts a flake
    she really takes the cake

    loneliness is such a sad affair
    kabuki pines for his canadian beauty

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