Saturday, September 01, 2012

Bitchin’ in the Kitchen

In the comments section of our Gardening Photos post, Norma (pictured below) posed the following questions …


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Are we heading into the test kitchens now?
AM I SMELLING ANOTHER CONTEST?
AN INFOMANIAC BAKE-OFF PERHAPS?


Let’s turn these questions over to the rest of you.

Do you Bitches have any thoughts on a cooking/baking event or contest here on Infomaniac?

31 comments:

  1. GET THE FUCK OFF MY CLEAN FLOOR, I JUST SCRUBBED IT!

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    1. The floor of the Oubliette needs scrubbing, while you’re at it, NORMA.

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  2. i'd love a cooking contest, sugar!! xoxoxoox

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    1. SAVANNAH: You and Wally can represent southern cooking.

      Grits, anyone?

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  3. I just finished ten hours bitchin' in the kitchen shift & you want me to bitch some more?

    I just can't muster even one more bitchy comment, I can't...

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    1. WALLY: Get into that kitchen and whip me up a collard greens casserole!

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    2. Or a Valium Vicodin casserole.

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    3. You are right to order me about, because I Am always Cookin'...

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  4. Norma's apron is rather fetching. You know sometimes she just throws it on over her step-ins.

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    1. PEENEE: Casually…and yet the grunting noises she makes as she does so are rather unsettling.

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  5. I foresee a hideous food poisoning incident...
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Or at least a gastrointestinal disturbance.

      Remember Ma Beasties Chick Pea Curry?

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  6. Kabuki lives in the desert. You know, the hot one. Kabuki will not be baking until February earliest. Ovens are satans instruments in the kitchen. Maybe you would like a chilled beverage. Kabuki is master of the chilled beverage.

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  7. As my culinary skills extend mainly to toast and Marmite, I would have to cheat. Extensively. Or else submit my award-winning gin and tonic mixture (three parts gin, splash of tonic, ice, lime, drink and repeat)... Jx

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  8. Well, I am quite famous for my creme pies and jello shooters!

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    1. Cookie, have you seen my secret recipe for this?

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  9. Norma's idea? Only AFTER I, Cookie, provided a recipe based on the picture of the Butternut Squash. The grower of THAT squash deserves the glory, not Norma "I can only love one thing, the cinema" Demsond.

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    1. I AM BIG....It's the squash that's got small.

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  10. RUN EVERYBODY! COOKIE'S GOT A CLEAVER!

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    1. JON: It's nice to see Cookie out of his caftan and into his chef's whites for a change.

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    2. "You know you're fat when the crotch on your caftan is tight." ~ Charles Pierce on Elizabeth Taylor's weight in the 1980s.

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  11. BITCHES: If you click here, you’ll see that Norma is under the mistaken impression that an Infomaniac Cooking Contest is in the works.

    After reviewing my hectic fall schedule, I’ll have to put off any sort of cooking/baking contest or event until 2013 when things calm down a little.

    We here at Infomaniac hope we have not misled other Bitches into thinking a contest was coming soon but Mistress MJ was simply asking for your thoughts on whether or not you’d be interested in that sort of thing.

    Thank you,

    The Management

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