Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Tulip Tuesday

A reminder to plant your tulip bulbs before the fall frost.


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22 comments:

  1. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh hail yeah.

    Hai everyone else who is not FIRST. Like me.

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  2. ...I did mention that I'm first, right?

    Because yeah.

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  3. that's quite a stamen you've got there sailor.

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  4. Oh Hai Ms First!

    Will there be a tulip contest... like who's got the biggest bulb?

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  5. May we have Wednesday's post now?

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  6. sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i'll never look at tulips the same way ever! xoxoxo

    oh hai, all y'all!

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  7. Kabuki always likes tulips on his organ. POW! Also it was 106 degrees yesterday. Frost ain't got the balls to visit kabuki and his garden of delights.

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  8. I didn't know Anne Geddes was doing baby fetish cards now

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  9. Why is this image strangely reminiscent of the opening sequence for the Teletubbies? Not that I ever watched it...
    Sx

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  10. This is what happens when you use too many chemicals for too long in your garden...the very thing you've been trying to eradicate mutates into a larger form. This assumes you've been battling tiny fat fucks, of course.

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  11. I shall finish the joke started by Kabuki:

    What is better than roses on the piano?
    Tulips on my organ.

    Thank you.

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    1. Kabuki and his organ both thank you.

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    2. But how many pipes your organ has, shall we ask?

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  12. Is this a tribute to Dear and recently departed
    Max

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  13. Don't you Bitches come crying to me when nothing blooms in your garden next spring.

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    Replies
    1. next year, remember to sell all that
      infomaniac fertilizer you've stockpiled.

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    2. You can really shovel it, Norma.

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  14. Kabuki often wonders if fertilizer is a French design. Ya'know tujour lamour manure. Hee Hee

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