Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Fatal Forty

Have you crossed the “fatal forty” line?


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38 comments:

  1. "Fatal Forty" disappeared in the rear-view mirror a long time ago. [sigh]

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    1. Obscured, no doubt, by your fuzzy dice.

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  2. Funny that you ask this today. "fag-depletion", hear hear ...

    secundus

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    1. Whatever do you mean, Herr Mago?

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    2. I'm not sure what that means but I'll take it!

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    3. Mago: Our daily dose of metaphysical WTF adjustment!

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    4. NATIONS: Long live our favourite Franconian.

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  3. Blimey, I have more than one afternoon fag...
    Sx

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    1. I expected that response from our MALE readers, Miss Scarlet.

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  4. sweet mary sunshine, sugar! fatal forties? i was surprised i made it past 30! ;~) xoxooxoxoxo

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    1. SAVANNAH: If you remember your ’30s, you really weren’t there.

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  5. Fuck the Fatal Forties I'm into my Fabulous Fifties!

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    1. PRINNY, I love that 2012 was both your 50th birthday AND The Year of the Arse!

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  6. I've crossed it off my bucket list...been there and done that....now to learn shuffleboard!

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  7. so, if i take these little pills, i shant become an afternoon fag?

    should we put these into the infomaniac gift bags?

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    1. NORMA: We could drop the pills into Peenee’s Valium Vicodin Casserole.

      After all, it says we should “check up on any of your acquaintances who have reached middle-life.”

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    2. I wouldn't recommend looking at me when you say that. Not if you want to get there yourself.

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  8. Fatal forty is ancient history, fag-depletion a way of life...

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    1. THOM: No one’s the wiser!

      We have Norma’s “Velva Cream” to thank for your youthful glow.

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    2. To be honest, I initially thought the title of this post was Fatal Farty! (Which might be a good idea for a future endeavor. I have a classic fart story worth sharing, and I'm sure some of our other illustrious Infomaniacs do, too!)

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    3. Norma's Vulva Cream? Sounds like an Infomaniac Product Placement contest. Name the product you'd like have named for you.

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    4. THOM: There you go again, putting ideas into Mistress MJ’s head.

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    5. Fatal Farts Friday......I can see it now.

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    6. Don't give me anymore ideas, Maddie.

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  9. As a child of light Kabuki fears no forty, no depletion, and definitely no fag. All kabuki fears is the deaf ears of the ignorant massess
    capisci?

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    1. kabuki: Deaf ears?

      You’re referring, no doubt, to Norma and her ear trumpet.

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  10. Passed 40? Honey, from all the gin, I'm well preserved, I'm 86!!!

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    1. MADDIE: 86? I had you down for 69!

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  11. Dahling, my "fag depletion" is no doubt down to "acid" - but usually tongue, not stomach... Jx

    PS And as for "Fatal Forty", on the immortal words of Mr Sondheim, "Good times and bum times, I've seen them all and I'm still here"!

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    1. JON: Have you danced in your scanties?

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    2. Three bucks an hour was the pay, but I'm here... Jx

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  12. Do I dread forty? Please! Men who are forty call me DADDY!

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    1. COOKIE: Are you a Truckstop Daddy?

      Oh wait, I’m confusing you with AyeM8y.

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    2. Speaking of a nice piece of ass, where in hell is he???????

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    3. MADDIE: Looks like AyeM8y finally showed up when we mentioned farts.

      See our "Fatal Farty" post.

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