Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Rumpology

Wondering what 2012 (The Year of the Arse) has in store for you?

Why not contact Jackie Stallone for a butt reading?


Yes, that Jackie Stallone; mother of Slyvester Stallone and America’s foremost rumpologist

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Simply send Jackie a photo of your arse.

She will ANALyze the left and right hemispheres of your buttocks as well as the gluteal cleft (aka arse crack)…

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… and Jackie will send you a detailed report.

What does YOUR arse reveal about YOU?

Get up off your arse and contact Jacqueline Stallone today!

BUT WAIT!!!

Why should Jackie rake in all the profits?

SEND A PHOTO OF YOUR BARE BOTTOM TO MISTRESS MJ AND SHE WILL READ YOUR FORTUNE!

16 comments:

  1. "The crack of your behind corresponds to the division of the two hemispheres of the brain".

    Brainmelting, hirnzerkrümelnd ... butt on the other hand, maybe most people think with their arses ... now I need some severe drugs to iron the image of Rambo's Zombie mother out of my brain, or arse, is' eh' scho' wurscht ...

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  2. Who's lucky arse has been slapped on Jackie's face? That's what I want to know...

    Oh Hai Mr Mags...

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  3. ... sheers ... mo'gin pleeze ...

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  4. this is one of my most favorite shots of JS. between her odd expression and the way her jeweled ear was reattached, she truly looks to be the alien she is.

    amazingly, i'm told she brown noses no one.

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  5. I think I want to move to Santa Monica now!

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  6. I've always wanted someone to read my ass, and O! what a story it'll tell....

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  7. Good god, why are her ears so low?! They practically are coming out the side of her neck.

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  8. I bet Janice Dickinson is her illegitimate daughter!
    Or maybe her sister ....

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  9. What does she do with those pictures once she's done prognosticating?

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  10. ...dear lord she and her son are both melting!!!! what the fuck's wrong with that womans ear?

    *runs in circles wringing hands*

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  11. Calm yourself MS Nations... I think she's just had a Forehead lift and Neck shortening.

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  12. can't believe it's still on show...hahahaha happy new year MJ!

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  13. that woman is soooo scary i refuse to let her see my ass photos. You know a photo captures a piece of your soul. Jackie wants to steal kabuki's ass soul!!

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  14. I'm not sending photos of my bare ass to anyone, but I thank you for your willingness to look at mine and tell me my fortune even so. I think it's appropriate that 2012 be the year of the ass, seeing as this is an election year and all.

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  15. BITCHES: Good news…we’ll be performing a butt reading here on Infomaniac later this week thanks to one adventurous Infomaniac Bitch.

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