Sunday, June 12, 2011

Welcome Mat Merkin

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31 comments:

  1. Did you fly here on your Broom?

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  2. Nah. Broom's in for a service. I used the Twist/Spin portal instead.

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  3. Ha!@ video clip!

    Bless U French and Saunders.

    So you've got your knickers in a twist?

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  4. I couldn't help it - It's how they came out of the washing machine!

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  5. @IDV - Hhaaaaah! at that video....
    But now I fear I'll have flying merkin nightmares.

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  6. IVD: Is it an Apocalypse Washing Machine?

    WALLY: The Infomaniac Shopping Network is not responsible for your psyche.

    Would you prefer to dream about Flying Penises?

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  7. Ewwww! I does one wipe before entering?

    I am only asking because I've never been

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  8. If you're wearing Crocs, don't bother knocking.

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  9. You know me better than that, but if it helps me get out of special lady places then I'm all for the Crocs

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  10. CYBERPOOF: You know me better than that, but if it helps me get out of special lady places then I'm all for the Crocs

    Please…I am trying to erase the image of you wiping before entering.

    XL: It comes in a box!

    Ha!!!

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  11. The knicker twister is The Washing Machine of Doom and lives with it's twin brother The Diabolical Dishwasher in the sun room.

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  12. * also attempts to erase image of 'Petra wiping before entering *

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  13. If you have a sun room, why are you so pale?

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  14. Or more importantly MJ, why have a sun room at all when you live in the UK?

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  15. Does this come in blonde and extra-petite?

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  16. Send me a pair - I'll stick them above my eyes, pop a cigar in my gob - presto Groucho!

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  17. The Horses are on the track!

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  18. and i saved my shag rug rake from 1970!

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  19. i shall now go and wash my eyeballs, another perfect weekend, And thanks in no small part to our supremem-being and hostess MJ. brava!!

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  20. Cute, but I'm hooking my own.
    thanks.

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  21. May I have a discount if I order a gross?

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  22. *cracks up at the video*

    *cracks up at the comments*

    *wipes feet and leaves chuckling to herself*

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  23. A cat flap?

    Apologies, I am another trying to clear her mind of Pete's wiping activities.
    Sx

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  24. CYBERPOOF: Or more importantly MJ, why have a sun room at all when you live in the UK?

    Good point.

    PEENEE: Does this come in blonde and extra-petite?

    For your Barbie dolls?

    LULU: Send me a pair - I'll stick them above my eyes, pop a cigar in my gob - presto Groucho!

    Ha! Walk this way!

    PRINCESS: The Horses are on the track!

    Yay or “neigh”?

    NORMADESMOND: and i saved my shag rug rake from 1970!

    Did you share it with Mary and Rhoda?

    KABUKI: i shall now go and wash my eyeballs, another perfect weekend, And thanks in no small part to our supremem-being and hostess MJ. brava!!

    Use the “no tears” soap, my lovely.

    JASON: Cute, but I'm hooking my own.
    thanks.


    Are you a happy hooker?

    NURSEMYRA: May I have a discount if I order a gross?

    Are you planning to sell them on the black market?

    I can picture you opening your trenchcoat.

    ROSES: *cracks up at the video*
    *cracks up at the comments*
    *wipes feet and leaves chuckling to herself*


    You need some ointment for that cracking before it starts to chafe.

    SCARLET: A cat flap?
    Apologies, I am another trying to clear her mind of Pete's wiping activities.


    Look what you’ve done to Miss Roses.

    ROSES: LOL @ Miss Scarlet.

    All that LOL-ing will cause your face to crack too.

    *orders a gross of ointment for Miss Roses*

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  25. I'd been using it to scrub the crusties out of my pots and pans. Sorry. I'll wash it in some Woolite, it'll be fine.

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  26. STACIA: You might want to borrow my washing up gloves.

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  27. BITCHES: New post up regarding the Fabulous Frocks Competition!

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