Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Stevie Nicks Will Cut A Bitch




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Could you defend yourself against an angry Stevie Nicks?
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  1. Manuel6:44 PM, January 04, 2010

    first me? Oh my....


    Happy new year MJ....in other news i am back at well done fillet...

    stick to what you know isn't that what they say?

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  2. Istvanski7:06 PM, January 04, 2010

    "Could you defend yourself against an angry Stevie Nicks?"

    I don't think I'd want to. Besides, we all know what happened to the rest of Fleetwood Mac.

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  3. Anonymous7:24 PM, January 04, 2010

    Is it Carl Douglas?

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  4. Kapitano7:25 PM, January 04, 2010

    @Manuel: first me? Oh my....

    Happy to oblige.

    Oh, you said "first".

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  5. LẌ7:27 PM, January 04, 2010

    No. I'm Over My Head.

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  6. garfer7:52 PM, January 04, 2010

    Did Stevie Nicks just karate kick Cat Stevens there?

    That's where the road to 9/11 and Guantanamo Bay began.

    I can feel a conspiracy theory coming on.

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  7. savannah8:16 PM, January 04, 2010

    but, have you seen her lately, sugar? xoxoxo

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  8. Romeo Morningwood8:26 PM, January 04, 2010

    Very good XL!!!
    Istvanski is right...
    why on earth would I fight off Stevie Nicks????
    If she's still a white witch then I'd be her broomstick anyday :)

    Just like a wild pink glove
    stings a snog
    sounds like she's swinging..
    Oooch Baby Oooch Baby Ooo!

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  9. kabuki zero10:13 PM, January 04, 2010

    The only woman to practice martial arts in platform boots that I know. My only defense would be a bang-on Lindsey Buckingham impression. And that could go either way.

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  10. Jenny11:09 PM, January 04, 2010

    Oh hell no. Not with those heels and especially not when she's twirling around with a long cape.

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  11. normadesmond11:11 PM, January 04, 2010

    aren't those the boots that mammy yokum wore in lil' abner?

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  12. Princess11:33 PM, January 04, 2010

    I wonder who cleans her pool these days? Obviously this Poolboy was not up to Miss Nicks's required standards.

    Oh.. and what is a "Fleetwood" Mac?

    A new burger?

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  13. CyberPete1:12 AM, January 05, 2010

    What is this Stevie Nicks and why are we talking about it?

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  14. mrpeenee1:33 AM, January 05, 2010

    I would run screaming like a little girl. I do that a lot.

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  15. jason2:00 AM, January 05, 2010

    Stand back Stand back!

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  16. Ginro2:05 AM, January 05, 2010

    "jason said...
    Stand back Stand back!"

    Would that be followed by "I don't know how big this thing gets."? Or am I just thinking of the first thing Adam said to Eve?

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  17. The Mistress2:39 AM, January 05, 2010

    MANUEL: first me? Oh my....
    Happy new year MJ....in other news i am back at well done fillet...
    stick to what you know isn't that what they say?

    I’ll be ‘round to The Fillet asap.

    And take no notice of Kapitano.

    ISTVANSKI: "Could you defend yourself against an angry Stevie Nicks?"
    I don't think I'd want to. Besides, we all know what happened to the rest of Fleetwood Mac.

    Bring back Peter Green, I say.

    And play Albatross!

    MAGO: Is it Carl Douglas?

    Warn a bitch next time you spring a video like that on her, would you?

    I wasn’t ready for funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung.

    KAPI: @Manuel: first me? Oh my....
    Happy to oblige.
    Oh, you said "first".

    Is that what you’ve been thinking each time we’ve pictured Manuel’s arse?

    XL: No. I'm Over My Head.

    But it sure feels nice.

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  18. The Mistress2:41 AM, January 05, 2010

    GARFY: Did Stevie Nicks just karate kick Cat Stevens there?
    That's where the road to 9/11 and Guantanamo Bay began.
    I can feel a conspiracy theory coming on.

    Well, the first cut is the deepest.

    SAVANNAH: but, have you seen her lately, sugar?

    Yes, at the 2007 Crystal Visions Tour.

    Some of you may remember my longtime friend and travelling companion; the tranny known as ”C”.

    I was there with “C” on one side and one of my fave gays (who does excellent Stevie drag) on the other.

    We laughed, we cried, we sang along.

    Near the end of the set, she fell down but got back up and did a 2-song encore!

    DONN: Very good XL!!!
    Istvanski is right...
    why on earth would I fight off Stevie Nicks????
    If she's still a white witch then I'd be her broomstick anyday :)

    Just like a wild pink glove
    stings a snog
    sounds like she's swinging..
    Oooch Baby Oooch Baby Ooo!

    Would you stay if she promised you heaven?

    KABUKI: The only woman to practice martial arts in platform boots that I know. My only defense would be a bang-on Lindsey Buckingham impression. And that could go either way.

    So the “rumours” are true about you?

    BOXER: Oh hell no. Not with those heels and especially not when she's twirling around with a long cape.

    What if the pair of you were to strip down to your panties?

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  19. The Mistress2:42 AM, January 05, 2010

    NORMADESMOND: aren't those the boots that mammy yokum wore in lil' abner?

    Dagnabit if you ain’t right!

    PRINCESS: I wonder who cleans her pool these days? Obviously this Poolboy was not up to Miss Nicks's required standards.
    Oh.. and what is a "Fleetwood" Mac?
    A new burger?

    You can see here that she was picking from the bottom of the barrel.

    CYBERPOOF: What is this Stevie Nicks and why are we talking about it?

    Because if you want to talk about Kylie Minogue, you have your own blog.

    MR. PEENEE: I would run screaming like a little girl. I do that a lot.

    *not surprised*

    With those big feet, I would imagine you can go pretty far.

    JASON: Stand back Stand back!

    It’s alright! It’s alright!

    LEODMAEG: "jason said...
    Stand back Stand back!"

    Would that be followed by "I don't know how big this thing gets."? Or am I just thinking of the first thing Adam said to Eve?

    Wasn’t it “Madam, I’m Adam”?

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  20. CyberPete4:52 AM, January 05, 2010

    At least we know who she is, darling.

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  21. Ms Scarlet7:34 AM, January 05, 2010

    *Slaps Pete round head with Tusk*
    Sx

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  22. Anonymous8:34 AM, January 05, 2010

    Wasn't it "Ram-bam thank you M'm"?
    Pete, you really do not know Stevie Nicks? It's a sister of Marianne Faithful. Together they formed a beat combo in London 1966 called Mac Stones'. The rest is history.

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  23. eroswings8:36 AM, January 05, 2010

    I'd drop a house on her! That usually stops witches in fancy footwear.

    Failing that, I'd throw some scarves and shake a tambourine at her, hoping she'll get distracted and start twirling around, giving me a chance to escape.

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  24. Princess8:42 AM, January 05, 2010

    Do you always...trust..your own initial feelings?
    Special knowledge...holds true... bares believing.
    I...turned...around..and the water, was closing... all around....like a glove...like the love...that had finally, finally found me....and I knew...in the crystaline knowledge of you.....

    Obviously tis fore play as in the next shot he whops her arse and she snds up in the pool!

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  25. Ginro9:58 AM, January 05, 2010

    *Bends Scarlet-Blue over the table and shags her arse off*

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  26. The Mistress10:07 AM, January 05, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: At least we know who she is, darling.

    See comments from Miss Scarlet and Mago.

    SCARLET: *Slaps Pete round head with Tusk*

    That is making the best use of Tusk, Miss Scarlet.

    MAGO: Wasn't it "Ram-bam thank you M'm"?
    Pete, you really do not know Stevie Nicks? It's a sister of Marianne Faithful. Together they formed a beat combo in London 1966 called Mac Stones'. The rest is history.

    Say what?

    You’re speaking in ‘Broken English’ again.

    EROS: I'd drop a house on her! That usually stops witches in fancy footwear.
    Failing that, I'd throw some scarves and shake a tambourine at her, hoping she'll get distracted and start twirling around, giving me a chance to escape.

    Dropping a house on IVD, as seen in this photo, only stops a witch temporarily, apparently.

    PRINCESS: Do you always...trust..your own initial feelings?
    Special knowledge...holds true... bares believing.
    I...turned...around..and the water, was closing... all around....like a glove...like the love...that had finally, finally found me....and I knew...in the crystaline knowledge of you.....

    Obviously tis fore play as in the next shot he whops her arse and she snds up in the pool!

    Everybody out of the pool!

    LEODMAEG: *Bends Scarlet-Blue over the table and shags her arse off*

    It is customary for a gentleman to ASK first.

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  27. Ginro10:12 AM, January 05, 2010

    I'll ask her *grunt* when I've *grunt* finished *grunt* *grunt*

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  28. KAZ10:16 AM, January 05, 2010

    She's on the radio as I type.
    Nice, unchallenging MOR - until she puts those boots on.

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  29. The Mistress10:23 AM, January 05, 2010

    LEODMAEG: I'll ask her *grunt* when I've *grunt* finished *grunt* *grunt*

    *mere seconds later*

    KAZ: She's on the radio as I type.
    Nice, unchallenging MOR - until she puts those boots on.

    At only 5 ft 1 inches, she started wearing those boots to look taller standing next to the 6 ft 5 inch Mick Fleetwood.

    You just can’t gain that kind of height in Doc Martens, KAZ.

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  30. Ginro10:27 AM, January 05, 2010

    Indeed, my time is improving.

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  31. Ginro10:29 AM, January 05, 2010

    Now it's your turn Mistress MJ. Stand still while I try and catch you.

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  32. FirstNations11:20 AM, January 05, 2010

    Hey, don't diss on La Stevie. That guys' hair pisses me off too.

    Well done! One of the things this blog lacked (beside a sense of decorum) was martial arts. Here's to seeing more pop divas kung fu-ing the crap out of folks!

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  33. tony11:26 AM, January 05, 2010

    I,ve Heard She Can Be Mean, But I Dont Listen To Rumours Anymore........

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  34. The Mistress11:44 AM, January 05, 2010

    LEODMAEG: Indeed, my time is improving.
    Now it's your turn Mistress MJ. Stand still while I try and catch you.

    Mistress MJ is a busy woman and does not have time to accommodate you during your rutting season.

    NATIONS: Hey, don't diss on La Stevie. That guys' hair pisses me off too.
    Well done! One of the things this blog lacked (beside a sense of decorum) was martial arts. Here's to seeing more pop divas kung fu-ing the crap out of folks!

    A roundhouse kick to the side of his head should take care of the hair problem.

    More martial arts?

    *scribbles request in margins*

    Would you like me to feed anyone to an anaconda while I’m at it?

    TONY: I,ve Heard She Can Be Mean, But I Dont Listen To Rumours Anymore........

    You’ll be back after the glitter fades.

    By the way, I tried to leave a comment on your snow post today but can’t find the comment thingy.

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  35. Inexplicable DeVice12:08 PM, January 05, 2010

    It seems like Stevie Nicks will cut a bitch if they have better hair than she does, judging by these photos.

    I imagine she cuts quite a lot of bitches...

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  36. CyberPete12:25 PM, January 05, 2010

    Now, Marianne Faithful was fabulous. Bless her.

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  37. The Mistress12:38 PM, January 05, 2010

    IVD: It seems like Stevie Nicks will cut a bitch if they have better hair than she does, judging by these photos.
    I imagine she cuts quite a lot of bitches...

    How did YOU keep your hair looking so good after the house fell on you?

    See my comment to Eroswings…with link.

    CYBERPOOF: Now, Marianne Faithful was fabulous. Bless her.

    And you gotta love the look.

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  38. CyberPete1:16 PM, January 05, 2010

    Absolutely!

    Love it.

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  39. JoeinVegas2:16 PM, January 05, 2010

    Not when she's wearing shoes like that.

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  40. BEAST2:20 PM, January 05, 2010

    I am with FN on this one , there is not enough celebrity martial arts related activity around here , when can we expect a kick boxing Susan Boyle

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  41. The Mistress2:29 PM, January 05, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Absolutely!
    Love it.

    Well at least we agree on something today.

    JOE IN VEGAS: Not when she's wearing shoes like that.

    Where the hell have YOU been, mister?

    BEAST: I am with FN on this one , there is not enough celebrity martial arts related activity around here , when can we expect a kick boxing Susan Boyle

    Piggy wants to kick you up the arse with those Clevis shoes we posted earlier this week.

    I’ll take photos of Piggy going all Kung Fu on your arse and post them.

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  42. Ms Scarlet4:06 PM, January 05, 2010

    *Bends Scarlet-Blue over the table and shags her arse off*

    Good grief, the one time I forget to tick the box and this happens... that'll teach me....

    *Slaps Ginro round the head with Tusk and ruins his cunning disguise*

    And furthermore, Mr Lederhosen, I've had a terrible time loading your blog.

    Sx

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  43. Ginro5:01 PM, January 05, 2010

    "Curses!" he ejaculated, hastily rearranging his mask, "rumbled again".

    But your phallic symbols aside (you seem to have an awful lot of those) my young pretty, I had to change my name as too many people were copying it. And I cannot think why you have trouble leodmaeging my blog.

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  44. Jenny1:40 AM, January 06, 2010

    Oh how I love that nekkid boxing photo.

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  45. Ms Scarlet5:29 AM, January 06, 2010

    Mr Ledenhosen, I fear my computer is too slow... it makes lots of whirring noises and freezes up... yours is not the only one, I also have a problem getting onto the Bench blog.
    Sx

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  46. Mitzi 1:48 PM, January 06, 2010

    The trick is to try and grab hold of Stevie's high kicking ankle. Once caught, use both hands and spin Stevie around in a circle, faster and faster to gain momentum, when you have a steady rhythm release her, if timed correctly she should go whizzing over that balcony and into the bushes below. There! now you can have him all to yourself.

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  47. LaDivaCucina2:51 PM, January 06, 2010

    Certainly not. Those fugly boots alone are killin' me!!

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