Friday, January 15, 2010

Filthy Friday – Banana Hammock Edition

Mistress MJ wishes to thank TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist for today’s Filthy Friday submission …



TJB feels compelled to share his filthy finds with Mistress MJ and we here at Infomaniac are the better for it, don’t you agree?

49 comments:

  1. My name is Mob cos there's lots of us7:03 PM, January 14, 2010

    He seems a little over dressed.

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  2. My name is Mob cos there's lots of us7:18 PM, January 14, 2010

    I've just realised, you're sixteen hours ahead of us! This post went up at midnight our time which strangely enough is exactly the same time here. But this comment thing showed 4pm tomorrow afternoon! Oh hang on no it didn't.

    Anyway, on to other things. Who can I choose to naff off today? *Wanders off whistling nonchalantly whilst casting surreptitious glances at the blogroll*

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  3. One has to wonder where TJB finds such lowbrow fare considering the tastefulness of Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist. I’m guessing that the elegant stars that mingle on his site dwell in some squalid locales. Nonetheless, Well done TJB for finding yet another of the filthiest people alive.

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  4. A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)
    Hide thee deadly black tarantula
    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

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  5. Mr Borat has not aged well has he
    I wonder how is sister is faring?

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  6. and there he is with his wedding ring and watch, sugar! how gallant! xooxoo

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  7. I'd like to know who purchased that for him... he seems strangely unimpressed by their choice of fabric? design?

    "Honey, these shoulder straps are cutting in just a teesy bit. Think you could adjust them and give the man-meat a little more room to show his appreciation?"

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  8. that banana seems to have gone a bit dark...and soft.

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  9. This guy gives Borat a run for his money.

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  10. i'm having a funny feeling....might this be the actual TJB?

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  11. I went to a seminar last night where the speaker said that we should focus on the good things.

    At least there'll be something else to look at tomorrow and chances are, it'll be less ugly.

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  12. Focus on the good things.....
    Ummmm....ok.....
    I suppose at least its wipe clean

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  13. Following Cyberpete and Beast's example...

    His hair is all his own. And he spends time on keeping it coiffed...

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  14. I'm sure that's Captain Birdseye - interesting to see an actor's side projects

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  15. That's one of those pics that really out to show as a wee red 'x'

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  16. He looks like he's in the middle of doing a kinky Sean Connery impression.

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  17. What a lovely head of hair he has. He looks as though he may be related to Martin Sheen.

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  18. I have to avert my eyes as I tY p e.

    c Ant l00k anYmore.

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  19. Roses, there really isn't much Sean Connery about him though. Hell, even Sean Connery isn't much Sean Connery these days. Hasn't been for years.

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  20. Thats a nice single-wide, though, you gotta admit. The panelling is WONDERFUL.

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  21. Please excuse me. I have to go wash my eyes.

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  22. I don't wanna' be in the room when that thing snaps...

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  23. Where are my shoes? I selected the pair I desired, what's up with that? Is MJ some kind of 'shoe-tease'? She hardly seems the type - so warm and kind - with beauty and grace to spare. I'll blame it on the post and continue my unabashed love affair with the fair maiden. I guess spring is a bit early for me.

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  24. Santa on vacation Down Under. Unfortunately, no one told him that his one piece is actually a speedo...and by the looks of his face, he's got a serious thong wedgie.

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  25. I'll have one in leopard print, thanks!

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  26. It's saturday now. Even in backwards Canada.

    Get with it, bitch.

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  27. I agree with Piggy. Come the fuck on MJ!

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  28. Shall we have another competition slapdown whilst Mistress MJ is busy?
    Can I win this time?
    Sx

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  29. Okay,I'll start...

    *slaps Scarlet*

    *and Beast*

    *and CyberPete*

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  30. *pours boiling oil over Beast just be sure sure he feels pain*

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  31. "Scarlet Blue said: Shall we have another competition slapdown whilst Mistress MJ is busy?"

    Only if I can be judge, jury, and executioner.

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  32. *looks around furtively*

    *pinches tazzy on the butt*

    *runs*

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  33. *pours a glass of Cava for Cyberpete, offers bottle around*

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  34. Roses, lovely! You are a star.

    *glares a Piggy*

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  35. ***wears underwear for two weeks***
    ***Turns underwear inside out an wears for another two weeks***
    ***mails to Piggy***

    ***steals First Nations Bra and cavorts around in her front yard wearing it on head***

    ***smears bottom with butter and leaves greasy bottom print on Miss Scarlets living room window***

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  36. My name is Mob cos there's lots of us6:26 PM, January 16, 2010

    *Finds butter smeared on Miss Scarlets window*

    *Marvels at this curious good fortune as he was just on his way to the shop to buy some*

    *Spreads said butter on his toast and walks merrily on his way eating it*

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  37. Ewww! Mob, I really dont think Beasts bum butter is the kind of butter you were looking for.

    In the same way that MJ's fanny batter is the kind the fish and chip shop customers desire.

    *pokes CyberPete in the eyes*

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  38. Ewww! Mob, I really dont think Beasts bum butter is the kind of butter you were looking for.

    In the same way that MJ's fanny batter is the kind the fish and chip shop customers desire.

    *pokes CyberPete in the eyes*

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  39. *Febrezes blog, gags, and rushes out*

    *slips in Beast's bum butter*

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  40. Beast's bum butter contains grit, MJ.

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  41. oh god, yes, look at that HAIR!!

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  42. PIGGY: Beast's bum butter contains grit, MJ.

    Which is how I regained my grip.

    SCREAMISH: Welcome to Infomaniac!

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  43. My name is Mob cos there's lots of us6:10 AM, January 20, 2010

    Yes Miss Scarlet, you won this time.

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