Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Make A Deposit

(subtitle "Tits and Ass"...see Update)

Mistress MJ is taking a couple of days off to attend to important business.

Make a deposit in the slot below if you want Infomaniac to return on Filthy Friday …


[via the fabulous Jason]

UPDATE!

Happy Birthday, XL!

Mistress MJ just found out through Miss Savannah that January 20th is an extra special day.

‘Tis the birthday of Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer and IT Consultant, the wonderful XL!



Please join us (after you’ve made a deposit in the slot) by wishing XL a happy birthday.

Note to XL: How is it possible that you weren’t on Infomaniac’s birthday list? Apologies from The Management.

36 comments:

  1. Yes, MJ. I said first. Not fist.

    By the way, second day in a row? It's a little unsettling.

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  2. Nice slut, uh I mean slot.

    I won't be depositing anything. No wads of whatever coming from me.

    Have a great trip to where ever. I suppose you'll be whoring your way to Moose Jaw?

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  3. Hmm I was sure someone had come by taking a crack at it.

    Oh well.

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  4. Moose Jaw HA , turtleneck more like

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  5. I suppose that's one way to keep your money away from pickpockets.

    Hope all turns out well in the end.

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  6. I don't know of Turtleneck. Just thought that since Will Fergurson wrote a book called Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw it would be THE place to be for MJ.

    Oh well.

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  7. I wouldn't mind putting some "money" into that ass crack! NICE!

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  8. Oh look, it's Michael!

    *swoons*

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  9. Why Pete! isn't that your prosthetic arse?
    I see it is still earning an income for you

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  10. Hi Beast, Hi Eros, Hello Michael.

    Oh Pete, stop swooning. You make the place look so untidy.

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  11. I think that's exactly what should be done with money.

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  12. Morning. I see you're all very perky today.

    I personally prefer a little more something to hang on to.

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  13. I want to see the way he walks to the bank

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  14. Lulu, can you imagine having to be the teller who has to count it?

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  15. I have just returned from attending to 'important business'. My hair looks quite good now.
    Sx

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  16. Do you take checks (or is that "cheques" up in Canuckland?) ?

    have fun!

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  17. Happy Birthday to XL!!!!

    Pete, you're making history with all your firsts...

    I've driven through Moose Jaw many times. That's all it's good for.

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  18. Thanks for the mention Mistress MJ. It is an honor to be included in the crack post. It also explains the money tucked into my underwear this morning.

    Thank you Ponita.

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  19. Mistress MJ regrets that she did not bake a cake today but she is a little pressed for time.

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  20. Oh happy happy day to Dear XL!!!

    The best pillow fluffer a blogger could ask for.

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  21. Happy birthday Mr XL!
    I think you should be promoted to Duvet Plumper.
    Sx

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  22. I don't think I got an invitation, but (ha!)(should I have said, "hairy but"?)
    ....but, I'm not climbing up that leg till someone says if there's a mouse up there, already.
    I AM a mouse....mouse don't want no mouse in his house.
    Mouse like fun fur zones.
    (ha! A Brand new metaphor!)(..I never metaphor I didn't like) (oh heck, I just had to say it)

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  23. XL, darrrrrrrrling! Happy birthday!

    Princess, it's a lovely arse though.

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  24. That slot looks full to me.

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  25. How do you manage so many posts? Some of them are quite funny as well... ahem. Not that I am jealous or anything...

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  26. Happy birthday XL!

    Now can I make a withdrawal? eh?

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  27. That arse seems too good for a couple of fifties. I'm surprised it hasn't been wedged open with a wad of hundreds.

    Happy birthday XL!

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  28. Happy Birthday, XL!!

    **...***...**
    ___i_i_i___
    [\/\/\/\/\/\]
    [o*o*o*o*]

    ..*o*
    ..o.*o
    ..*[]
    ../.*.\
    ..[__]..(--*)....(--*)
    ..[__].._I_....._I_

    Hope you find good fortune tucked in the most unexpected places!!!

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  29. don'tcha just love the smell of new money?

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  31. XL...as in "Xtra Large"?

    So how big does the wedged dosh wodge get?

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  32. Thought I should delete in the interests of...well...not sure in the interests of what...

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  33. Happy Birthday XL.

    *Inserts Confederate dollar into coin slot*

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  34. Thank you Boxer, Miss Scarlet, Pete, Manuel, IVD, Eros, ayem8y!

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  35. What's wrong with Moose Jaw? It's a lovely little prairie town that tries oh so hard! I've been to Moose Jaw. I like Moose Jaw. It's a fun name to say. It's a fun place to stay. It's Moose Jaw!

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