Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Public Service Announcement #2



Practice safety when working with knives.

Always use a cutting board.

Stay focused when holding a knife and cut away from the body.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

26 comments:

  1. And don't forget to wash your hands and wear appropriate attire! We don't want to find hair (any type of hair) in the food!

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  2. Would it really make much of a difference with this troll?

    Public service announcement # 3 must be for him to put on clothes and get a haircut right?

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  3. I just *knew* Santa Claus was a dirty old man.

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  4. A rickety hand should NEVER hold a blade - especially when said hand is attached to nude body.

    *shudder*

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  5. Is that a worn out houseboy , aged prematurely by the horrible degrading things he has witnessed Chez infomaniac , now banished 'below stairs' ???

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  6. Santa's wenis looks distraught and exhausted. I am well aware that it's c-c-cold at the North Pole.

    I feel as though it's Eeyorian, droopy, demeanour is saying No No No to any HOing.

    If Nick's wick could talk it'd say,
    "Look Nick, I am so done being another one of your slaves. If I see one more Elf or Reindeer butt it is Hell to the NO!
    I'll be blockin' y'er bladder and blueballin' your ass into the Guiness book of records!
    "

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  7. I don't mind a naked chef, but I really don't want to be picking the hair/fur/pubes out of my lunch.

    Please tell me he's not a dessicated Houseboy? Moody only works when they're young and pretty.

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  8. So long as he keeps his sticky fingers off my Smeg, then all will be well.
    Sx

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  9. @ Roses: Miss Scarlet's Smeg is legendary!

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  10. Mistress MJ, I don't think he should be trimming his fingernails in the Infomaniac Employee's Break Room.

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  11. what the fuck do you think aprons are for?

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  12. EROS: And don't forget to wash your hands and wear appropriate attire! We don't want to find hair (any type of hair) in the food!

    From now on, we’ll provide beard covers.

    CYBERPOOF: Would it really make much of a difference with this troll?
    Public service announcement # 3 must be for him to put on clothes and get a haircut right?


    Are you implying this isn’t the way it’s done in Denmark?

    IVD: I just *knew* Santa Claus was a dirty old man.

    He seems proud of the fact.

    DAMIEN: A rickety hand should NEVER hold a blade - especially when said hand is attached to nude body.
    *shudder*


    You’re lucky we didn’t invite him to the Crisco Party.

    BEAST: Is that a worn out houseboy , aged prematurely by the horrible degrading things he has witnessed Chez infomaniac , now banished 'below stairs' ???

    Yes. Let that be a lesson to you.

    DONN: Santa's wenis looks distraught and exhausted. I am well aware that it's c-c-cold at the North Pole.
    I feel as though it's Eeyorian, droopy, demeanour is saying No No No to any HOing.
    If Nick's wick could talk it'd say,
    "Look Nick, I am so done being another one of your slaves. If I see one more Elf or Reindeer butt it is Hell to the NO!
    I'll be blockin' y'er bladder and blueballin' your ass into the Guiness book of records!"


    If you want Santa to kum this year, you’ll stop that kinda talk.

    ROSES: I don't mind a naked chef, but I really don't want to be picking the hair/fur/pubes out of my lunch.
    Please tell me he's not a dessicated Houseboy? Moody only works when they're young and pretty.


    We tried telling him to drink more water but did he listen?

    SCARLET: So long as he keeps his sticky fingers off my Smeg, then all will be well.

    We’re not sure that Roses appreciates your (in XL’s words) “legendary” Smeg.

    Perhaps you can enlighten her?

    XL: Mistress MJ, I don't think he should be trimming his fingernails in the Infomaniac Employee's Break Room.

    You must be my eyes, XL.

    What else is going on in there?

    NORMADESMOND: what the fuck do you think aprons are for?

    It’s been our experience here at Infomaniac that once you give a houseboy an apron, they want the whole outfit.

    We are on a limited budget, Miss Desmond.

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  13. PS: Mistress, Lola and RJ are suffering from separation anxiety because Auntie MJ has not visited them this week.

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  14. XL: It’s been a flurry of activity ‘round here, XL.

    Tell Lola and RJ that we’ll be right over.

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  15. Thoreau's private diary? The Walden pictures? Ginro?
    Better cave in again ...

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  16. Isn't that Captain Birdseye?

    Oh, never mind.

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  17. For god sake don't try this at home! Never attend a naked B-B-Q, but if you have to 'always' wear an apron.

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  18. just like our chef at work.....except he doesn't wear glasses.....

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  19. I cannot believe I missed the Crisco, and I'm just not willing to try to sidle past this guy now to get my share out of the cupboard.

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  20. no doubt, but pick a pretty boy. what you pay out on the front end you'll save on the rear!

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  21. I have no Santa or small willy comments to add but I do like his sexy cum hither look.

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  22. MAGO: Thoreau's private diary? The Walden pictures? Ginro?
    Better cave in again ...


    Have you just awoken from a long sleep?

    We've missed you.

    GARFY: Isn't that Captain Birdseye?
    Oh, never mind.


    I smell fish fingers.

    INDIGO: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    For god sake don't try this at home! Never attend a naked B-B-Q, but if you have to 'always' wear an apron.

    Join us sometime for an Infomaniac BBQ or weenie roast.

    MANUEL: just like our chef at work.....except he doesn't wear glasses.....

    I don't know how you manage between the hairy, bad-tempered chef and the unruly diners.

    LEAH: I cannot believe I missed the Crisco, and I'm just not willing to try to sidle past this guy now to get my share out of the cupboard.

    Where is your sense of adventure?

    NORMADESMOND: no doubt, but pick a pretty boy. what you pay out on the front end you'll save on the rear!

    Would you be willing to consider a career as the Infomaniac advice columnist?

    We have an opening.

    KNUDSEN: I have no Santa or small willy comments to add but I do like his sexy cum hither look.

    When all has begun to wither
    He still has the look of come hither.

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  23. I wouldn't want him fingering my lettuce.

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  24. MITZI: I wouldn't want him fingering my lettuce.

    Or caressing your courgette!

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