Friday, September 25, 2009

Filthy Friday –Pipe Smoking Edition









Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

89 comments:

  1. YAY FIRST
    LICK MY CRACK LOSERS
    ***Does Dance***

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  2. Is number two letting one loose ???

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  3. Before anyone says anything, the middle one is not me.

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  4. You know, I rather like that first fellow. Really.

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  5. Beast, I'm not licking anyone's crack.

    Ginro, sure it's not you.

    Leah, what happened to Severus??!!

    BTW, I think smoking is a disgusting habit.

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  6. That'll be a pipe full of rough shag then.

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  7. “Bachelor number 1, please describe your idea of a romantic evening?”

    “First I like to peel off my trousers then climb onto my heated blanket, tug my winkie and take nude photo’s while smoking hash.”

    “Bachelor number two, please describe your idea of a romantic evening?”

    “I enjoy washing dishes in the nude wearing socks with sandals and lifting my fat upper pubic area in search of my tiny winkie while smoking hash.”

    “Bachelor number three, please describe your idea of a romantic evening?”

    “I like to get naked and lay about my bed sticking things up my butt then smelling my fingers and playing with my tiny winkie while smoking hash.”

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  8. One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?


    Uh, guy #2 doesn't "dress left" like the others?

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  9. those pics will put a person off smoking for sure! xoxoxo

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  10. is number two taking a shit on his gorgeous custom kitchen cabinets? oh no, i see, he lifted his leggy appendage so that we might all be able to gaze at his gaze-able other appendage.....and he has a thing around his "something" to make it all more....what's the word i want.....larger! seems to be working just fine.

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  11. Pic #1--Is that a baby monitor hanging off the headboard?

    Pic #2--This lady is at that stage in her life where she doesn't give a damn what she wears anymore and is experiencing hot flashes.

    Pic #3--Is a trucker looking to unload on his day off--likes picnics, Stephen King, and country&western music.

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  12. Oh lordy, #2 is wearing socks and sandals... and I have no idea how he can even find his willie under that belly.

    #3 seriously looks like someone I knew many years ago... no, not like that! A neighbour, whom I never saw naked... but the beard and hat really make him look like Goerge. I never knew he did internet porno...

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  13. the first dude is left handed, right?

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  14. These people have way too many issues - and it smells nasty.

    Somebody get me out of here!

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  15. Puff on my tragic dragon limp by the tummy,
    He frolicks in the kitchen mess with a man called Homer Lee,
    Little Jackie Raper loved that rascal Puff,
    And bought him drinks and amphetamines and other fancy stuff. Oh!

    A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
    Painful things and hemorrhagic rings make way for other toys.
    One grey night it happened, Jackie Raper came no more
    And Puff that tragic dragon, kicked his ass right out the door
    HEY!

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  16. No 2
    Socks and sandals?
    I'm surprised at you MJ - standards are slipping.

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  17. I hope they don't get too frisky with their pipe cleaners.
    Sx

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  18. #1. I bet he's got net curtains and pampas grass in his estate house.

    #2 German or Dutch...just letting one rip. I'm not eating cake in his household. No way.

    #3 Tiny. The trucker dude.

    CyberPete, I think it's time for some of Ms Boxer's vodka. These pictures are too much for wine.

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  19. I am quite sure those aren't the only pipes they've smoked. AWW SNAP!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  20. BITCHES: The staff here at Infomaniac would like to point out that licking Beast’s crack is totally unnecessary.

    Do not give in to peer pressure.

    Just say no to crack-licking.

    Unless you enjoy that type of thing, of course.

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  21. Urrrgh. Filthy cunts.

    I'd rather smoke my own shite than a pipe.

    And I reckon the middle one is Ginro.

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  22. 1. Harry, by virtue of my superior wandage and deeply under the influence of this pipeload of Cannabis Indica 'AK47', I am pleased to inform you that its time to bend over and grab your magic ankles, my boy.

    2. Hopes that the ad reps from Captain Morgan will see this. (And describe it to him. Because he hasn't seen it since 1984.)

    3. LONG haul trucker, dammit. Drives the BIG RIGS. Likes a FULL LOAD. Come ride his PETERBILT.
    etc.

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  23. I hear you have lov-aly bunch of tomatos (short a)
    there they are stand-in in a row
    big ones, small ones
    some as big as y'er 'ead...

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  24. give 'em a twist a flick-o-the wrist
    that's wot the German said
    OYE!

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  25. I'm up for a good-ol-fashion blognapping..
    what say you?

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  26. ahem....
    "It was the best of times,
    it was the worst of times;

    it ws the age of wisdom,
    it was the age of foolishness;

    it was the epoch of belief,
    it was the epoch of incredulity;

    it was the season of Light,
    it was the season of Darkness;
    it was the spring of hope,
    it was the winter of despair;

    we had everything before us,
    we had nothing before us;
    we were all going directly to Filthy Friday,
    we were all going the other way."

    *sips coffee

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  27. How about some Tolstoy?
    War and Peace shouldn't take to long?

    *ahem

    "WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family.
    No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don't know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say.

    There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I'm scaring you, sit down and talk to me."

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  28. awoooooooo-woo-woo-wooooo

    Where is everybody?
    Did I miss the Rapture or what?

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  29. Goodness me Mr Coppens!!! This is all coming through on my email. I tick the box you see. I like to keep abreast of things. So yes I am here. Hello!
    Sx

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  30. Typical bloke, buggers off as soon as he gets a response...
    Sx

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  31. I'm all ears
    and apparently all yours :)

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  32. Blognapping is waaay easier than hosting a comment orgy innit?

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  33. What's blognapping... blimey giv'us a chance to reply...
    Sx

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  34. Let's hit 50 before she regains consciousness!

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  35. Get the bloody cat off the bloody keyboard and start bloody tapping!!

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  36. That's why I'm here all the time..

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  37. I can't remember wot is was called but it was good.

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  38. The opposite of talking isn't listening,
    it's waiting!

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  39. Waiting for good-though
    a-ha ha ha

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  40. and don't give me that sensible heel BS!

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  41. Climaxed?
    I'm just getting going :)

    oh crap I think I hear MJ!!!

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  42. Wow "one fingering" takes all day doesn't it?

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  43. ...Excuse me whilst I have a faf break... [too much excitement]

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  44. toodles
    and thanks for being my scapegoat and alibi..heh heh heh

    mwuah!

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  45. Does MJ mind about blognapping - will I get told off?
    Sx

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  46. Hell no, She will get more money from her advertisers!
    Wait, does she have any advertisers?

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  47. F*%#!
    It's going to take me forfroickinever to delete all of these..dammit!

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  48. Anyhow, s'nuff about pipe smoking.
    Sx

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  49. BLOGNAPPING!I love blognapping.
    Did I tell you about all my tomatoes? Because I have a metric shitton of goddangedy freakin' tomatoes. Holy SNOT.
    Seriously.
    Tomatoes.

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  50. Secret hint of de day: If you don't want all that emailage, DE-click that little boxy. See, then Google wont stuff your mailbox full of ripe, ready, heaving, turgid MAIL. Throbbing. Slithering, flopping.
    Yeah.

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  51. I've mentioned my tomatoes, right? Because, yeah.



    tomatoes.

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  52. And this one time, at Band camp? I processed 40 lbs of tomatoes, and the counsellors got busted in the woods naked with one of the campers. and a saxaphone.


    DID YOU KNOW: 40 pounds of tomatoes cooks down to one gallon of finished tomato sauce? It does.

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  53. I'm still pleased I click the box!
    Sx

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  54. Toma Toes? Something like Toma Hawk?

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  55. It all seems so very English for some reason.

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  56. Ohlalalalalalalalaaaa

    qhatver happened ti the lovely mssus Scarlet and donnnnnn hotstuff?

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  57. Toma hawk? Is that the nerdy bit lovely scateborder fella?

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  58. Come join the party, it's a celebration. Come on party with you........

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  59. Fell my temperture rising da da da I will loose comtrp... Dada wisper in ypr year an inviatio. To the dance of life

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  60. My grandad use to let me have a sly suck on his calabash when I was a young boy. Halcyon days.

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  61. Phooooowar!!!!!
    Show us your ripe tomatos Miss FN.

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  62. BITCHES: Damn you all to hell you blognapping bastards!

    We shall be beefing up security immediately.

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  63. Eeek! Nudie rudie photos in the kitchen? blech! But, he's smoking inside too, so obviously there is NO DECORUM in that house!

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