Thursday, September 03, 2009

Guests Dropping In

So many of you have misbehaved and ended up in the oubliette that it’s hard to keep track of who’s down there.

Why just a few minutes ago, we lifted the trapdoor and discovered that unexpected guests had “dropped in” …


[photo via TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist]

If you know who they are or what they’re doing here, please notify us at once.

And should we let them stay?


P.S.: Whatever you do, do NOT click on this post from that saucy TJB.

Mistress MJ in her P.J.'s indeed!

45 comments:

  1. Tis I again. How do I do it, lol?

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  2. And I know that isn't you in your PJs MJ, as you aren't a red-head.
    The strange women in the oubliette appear to be friends of Roses. I know she was talking about taking her top off for her *hem hem* osteopath so perhaps this is just a continuation of that.

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  3. "When Mammograms Go Wrong..." next on Oprah.

    I thought the Jameson's crack was pretty funny, but I hate to encourage TJB since he always says such hateful things about me.

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  4. GINRO: Tis I again. How do I do it, lol?
    And I know that isn't you in your PJs MJ, as you aren't a red-head.
    The strange women in the oubliette appear to be friends of Roses. I know she was talking about taking her top off for her *hem hem* osteopath so perhaps this is just a continuation of that.


    Mistress MJ changes her hair colour like she changes her knickers.

    MR. PEENEE: "When Mammograms Go Wrong..." next on Oprah.
    I thought the Jameson's crack was pretty funny, but I hate to encourage TJB since he always says such hateful things about me.


    Thank gawd you didn’t see the crack I made in the previous post's comments (to Ayem8y) about older caftan-wearing homosexuals (like Peenee).

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  5. She tries to fix that nipple-ring of Golda Meir. But how many arms are in this picture?

    Say MJ, were your Heineken days your salat days?

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  6. Had to leave a comment with TJB cuz it's been ages since I left one here. Comment that is.

    As long as MJ has a bottle between her legs, I'm guessing we're gonna be interested.

    And that's all I've got to say about that.

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  7. That's my dad!!! - and Auntie Janet WTF???

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  8. I am digging their hair don'ts though.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  9. I don't care if they stay or go.

    All I'm concerned about at the moment is the fact that I've woke up and feel in need of Mini Weetabix with chocolate chips and the box is fucking empty, apart from 4 of them.

    I mean, who the fuck almost empties the box leaving just 4 of them? They might as well have used the lot and chucked the box away!

    TAZZY! I'M GOING TO BOOT YOUR FUCKING ARSE!

    So now, I'm having a dilemma (no, thats not the same as a 'drama') - there's a full box of Sugar Puffs and a variety box of Oatso Simple.

    The problem is, I'm not so keen on sugary stuff at this time in the morning and someone has very kindly eaten all of the raspberry Oatso Simples, leaving only the fucking nasty apple ones.

    Anyway... Got that off my chest now. What were you saying?

    Oh yes, let them stay.

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  10. Ginro, you seem to have a thing about my osteopath...I'll email you his number. Actually, I have to see him tomorrow, so I'll let him know you'll be calling.

    Cyberpete, I'm not a fan of dunking Oreos, but I bought you a glass of milk just in case you did. Should we give it to Beast if you don't want it?

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  11. No Roses, from what you were saying it appears you have a thing about your osteopath, lol. And seeing him again?

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  12. They are British. They go to Oxford or Cambridge University and learn to dress like this. They will become spies or comedians.
    Sx

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  13. Ginro, he is dishy, and knows just how to hurt me.

    *crunch*

    aahhhh...

    What's not to like?

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  14. MAGO: She tries to fix that nipple-ring of Golda Meir. But how many arms are in this picture?

    Yes, just LOOK at that extra appendage!

    Octopussy!

    Say MJ, were your Heineken days your salat days?

    Lettuce never speak of that incident with the English cucumber again.

    NWTRUNNER: Had to leave a comment with TJB cuz it's been ages since I left one here. Comment that is.
    As long as MJ has a bottle between her legs, I'm guessing we're gonna be interested.
    And that's all I've got to say about that.


    Mistress MJ is still crushed that you didn’t submit a Men of Infomaniac bio.

    *takes swig from bottle*

    LULU: That's my dad!!! - and Auntie Janet WTF???

    We regret you had to find out this way.

    WIL: I am digging their hair don'ts though.

    Speaking of hair don’ts…

    You missed a comment from Piggy a few days ago that said…

    “Will needs to trim that beard in his profile pic. Scruffy bastard.”

    PIGGY: I don't care if they stay or go.
    All I'm concerned about at the moment is the fact that I've woke up and feel in need of Mini Weetabix with chocolate chips and the box is fucking empty, apart from 4 of them.
    I mean, who the fuck almost empties the box leaving just 4 of them? They might as well have used the lot and chucked the box away!
    TAZZY! I'M GOING TO BOOT YOUR FUCKING ARSE!
    So now, I'm having a dilemma (no, thats not the same as a 'drama') - there's a full box of Sugar Puffs and a variety box of Oatso Simple.
    The problem is, I'm not so keen on sugary stuff at this time in the morning and someone has very kindly eaten all of the raspberry Oatso Simples, leaving only the fucking nasty apple ones.
    Anyway... Got that off my chest now. \
    What were you saying?
    Oh yes, let them stay.


    If I were you, I’d have Tazzy’s rice pudding for breakfast every day.

    Mmmm…ambrosia.

    ROSES: Ginro, you seem to have a thing about my osteopath...I'll email you his number. Actually, I have to see him tomorrow, so I'll let him know you'll be calling.
    Cyberpete, I'm not a fan of dunking Oreos, but I bought you a glass of milk just in case you did. Should we give it to Beast if you don't want it?


    Why are you seeing an osteopath when Ginro is willing to lay his healing hands upon you?

    SCARLET: They are British. They go to Oxford or Cambridge University and learn to dress like this. They will become spies or comedians.

    Is this how Hale and Pace got started?

    ROSES: Ginro, he is dishy, and knows just how to hurt me.
    *crunch*
    aahhhh...
    What's not to like?


    *exits humming “come on baby, make it hurt so good”*

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  15. LuLu you are hilarious!

    I was going to ask where MJ found Christmas Mammaries with Amy Winehouse

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  16. DONN: LuLu you are hilarious!
    I was going to ask where MJ found Christmas Mammaries with Amy Winehouse


    It must have hurt like a bitch removing the duct tape from her titties.

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  17. I did see that comment. I am planning on a big makeover for my fans, LOL.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  18. Mistress, our true love is thwarted by geography. We exist in opposite ends of the country (yes, I know Canada is bigger, but you have better roads).

    Therefore, I have to make do with a regular crunching with the osteopath. A girl has to have some fun in her life...

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  19. Wow. This is such a cool blog. This is my first time here. I really like it.

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  20. MJ: Mistress MJ changes her hair colour like she changes her knickers.

    What, once a month?



    Piggy and Tazzy: Sugar Puffs

    Must...resist...saying it.



    Keith: Wow. This is such a cool blog. This is my first time here. I really like it.

    Can I take him under my wing, Mistress MJ? Can I? Pleeese?

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  22. He was a Christian televangelist who owned half of Texas and was a millionnaire, she was a Wiccan who ran around nude all day casting spells and frightening the neighbours, but alas, it was not to be.

    YouTube

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  23. Scarlet
    Is the Mistress the "Fifth Man"?

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  24. That's IDV and Piggy isn't it?

    Roses: Thanks so much. I like milk and cookies. Beastie can have a glass of water

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  25. WIL: I did see that comment. I am planning on a big makeover for my fans, LOL.

    A word in advance…

    Draw the line at false eyelashes.

    ROSES: Mistress, our true love is thwarted by geography. We exist in opposite ends of the country (yes, I know Canada is bigger, but you have better roads).
    Therefore, I have to make do with a regular crunching with the osteopath. A girl has to have some fun in her life...


    We get around here on Skidoos.

    KEITH: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Wow. This is such a cool blog. This is my first time here. I really like it.

    We’ve seen you ‘round at TJB’s, Arthur Ignatowski’s, and elsewhere.

    And we’ve secretly visited your blog(s).

    Mistress MJ is pleased you find us to your liking.

    For now, we’ll put you in the capable hands of our tour guide Kapitano, below you.

    KAPI: MJ: Mistress MJ changes her hair colour like she changes her knickers.
    What, once a month?


    We can assure you that freshness is maintained with our Knickers of the Week collection.


    Piggy and Tazzy: Sugar Puffs
    Must...resist...saying it.


    Give in to it.

    Keith: Wow. This is such a cool blog. This is my first time here. I really like it.
    Can I take him under my wing, Mistress MJ? Can I? Pleeese?


    Treat him gently…at first.

    And take loads of photos for your Mistress.

    GINRO: He was a Christian televangelist who owned half of Texas and was a millionnaire, she was a Wiccan who ran around nude all day casting spells and frightening the neighbours, but alas, it was not to be.
    YouTube


    Very touching, Ginro.

    MAGO: Scarlet
    Is the Mistress the "Fifth Man"?


    Oh excuse me. You’re having a private conversation.

    CYBERPOOF: That's IDV and Piggy isn't it?

    The one on the right is wearing an ORANGE necklace so without a doubt it’s IDV.

    Where is that skanky, skinny bitch today, anyway?

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  26. Trolling around the beach for a stray sailor and his dog?

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  27. We should not let them stay. Who knows where those nipple rings have been?

    BTW, MJ did you change your hair color? Red looks good on you...so does the Heinie between your legs. ;-)

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  28. CYBERPOOF: Trolling around the beach for a stray sailor and his dog?

    The whole fleet, more like.

    MAGO: I'll bite you in your foot.

    Have you had your shots?

    RANDOM: We should not let them stay. Who knows where those nipple rings have been?
    BTW, MJ did you change your hair color? Red looks good on you...so does the Heinie between your legs. ;-)


    The hair colour was an experiment to experience life as a ginger.

    Fortunately, I did not develop Gingervitis.

    I’m back to brunette!

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  29. Right between the toes. The night is mine.

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  30. Where did you get that picture of my aunts at my grandmother's funeral?

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  31. MAGO: Right between the toes. The night is mine.

    Well as the song goes…

    Night time is the right time.

    GEOFF: Where did you get that picture of my aunts at my grandmother's funeral?

    TJB is responsible for this photo. We have no idea what he gets up to down in the oubliette when our back is turned.

    Did your gran have hair like the one on the right?

    If so, have they woven it into mourning jewellery?

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  32. I didn't know you ran a drop in centre. That's my Aunties Marge and Petunia, scrounging as usual.

    Is there free soup and hard drugs? Honest, I don't smell of urine and I am descended from the ancient High Kings of Ireland.

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  33. GARFY: I didn't know you ran a drop in centre. That's my Aunties Marge and Petunia, scrounging as usual.
    Is there free soup and hard drugs? Honest, I don't smell of urine and I am descended from the ancient High Kings of Ireland.


    Whoa! Let’s back this train up!

    How many of you bitches are related?

    You, Geoff and Lulu all claim these “ladies” are your aunts.

    What an incestuous bunch!

    Oh, and you do smell ever so slightly of wee.

    Albeit the "Royal Wee".

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  34. Is it titty-tuesday on thursday ?!?

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  35. They're Jehovah's Witnesses waiting for one of the Houseboys to open the door.

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  36. If they brought some grog, let 'em stay. If they are bludging, tell 'em to fuck off!

    PS: LURVE yer black boa baby! Yay feathers!

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  37. HEFF: Is it titty-tuesday on thursday ?!?

    With Donna by your side, it’s Titty Tuesday EVERY day!

    GINRO: Night Time, Day Time

    We can tell you’ve been tippling from Roses’ vodka bottle.

    But we laughed anyway.

    XL: They're Jehovah's Witnesses waiting for one of the Houseboys to open the door.

    Is it true that Jehovah’s Witnesses are forbidden to purchase Girl Scout Cookies?

    LA DIVA CUCINA: If they brought some grog, let 'em stay. If they are bludging, tell 'em to fuck off!
    PS: LURVE yer black boa baby! Yay feathers!


    We frisked them and discovered a hip flask.

    They can stay.

    And you can borrow the boa anytime you like.

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  38. In a rare display of practicality, MJ has tiled the walls of her oubliette to facilitate cleaning. (I was the one who suggested the 'Birds of North America' theme.) Who they are, what they're doing, none of this concerns me as much as the jewellery suite sported by Beehive Hairdo, which seems to be made of llama crap. It's like a Girl Scouts project gone horribly awry.

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  39. ...no, seriously...
    http://www.adamchew.com/photos/ecuador/index-Images/48.jpg

    of course, you didn't really need to check it, did you? if you hang around here you're already an expert in all kinds of crap.

    *sweeps grandly out*

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  40. NATIONS: In a rare display of practicality, MJ has tiled the walls of her oubliette to facilitate cleaning. (I was the one who suggested the 'Birds of North America' theme.) Who they are, what they're doing, none of this concerns me as much as the jewellery suite sported by Beehive Hairdo, which seems to be made of llama crap. It's like a Girl Scouts project gone horribly awry.

    The 'Birds of North America' theme is brilliant.

    Can you spot the Great Tits?

    Next month we'll be decorating with a "marine mammals" theme.

    We expect you'll provide the "dugong" decals.

    Now out of my way or I'll hose you down.

    NATIONS: ...no, seriously...
    http://www.adamchew.com/photos/ecuador/index-Images/48.jpg
    of course, you didn't really need to check it, did you? if you hang around here you're already an expert in all kinds of crap.
    *sweeps grandly out*


    Those are Glosette raisins and I'm reaching for a handful as we speak.

    BOXER: Lasty?

    Apparently so.

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