Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Moat

Following yesterday’s blognapping attempt instigated by Donn, we have been forced to take security matters into our own hands.

We have constructed a moat around Infomaniac.





Tresspassers will be prosecuted.

32 comments:

  1. Mistress, he's using his BALL NUTZ to ascend your crack!



    Oh Hai Miss Savannah!

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  2. *knock knock

    psst..MJ..
    come out and and have a lash at this giant wooden horse that I've left just outside your gate?
    Cool eh?
    Gee, wouldn't that look great in the courtyard?

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  3. What can I say , I was only climbing in to get my clothes back .
    Thats the last time I drink Absinthe

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  4. Oh hai xl, ginro and beast.

    Mistress, just for clarification, are those of us who were getting quietly drunk in the corner, also getting left out in the cold?

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  5. Oh hai Donn.

    How did you make it through the moat?

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  7. Aaaaaaargh! My head!

    My poor head. I don't want to be at work

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  8. Happy FIRST Savannah!

    Do you have a jabberwocky in this moat? Are there bogsnorkeling events to cash in for the running costs? Are there remotecontrolled automatical coast defense guns? Questions abound.

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  9. hey, xl! xoxoxo

    thank you, mago! xoxoxo

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  10. SAVANNAH: first!!!!!
    ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd!!!!!!
    and third, too! xoxoxoxo


    We briefly flirted with the idea of erasing your comments so that no one would know you’d been here.

    Teehee.

    XL: Mistress, he's using his BALL NUTZ to ascend your crack!

    *reads literature provided with BALL NUTZ*…

    “Tired spending the time "fishing" a nut around until it catches in the crack?”

    Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM!

    Oh, and speaking of balls and nutz, have you met Mr. Baldnutz?

    DONN: *knock knock
    psst..MJ..
    come out and and have a lash at this giant wooden horse that I've left just outside your gate?
    Cool eh?
    Gee, wouldn't that look great in the courtyard?


    And it’s full of Trojans!

    How thoughtful, Donn!

    GINRO: Mistress MJ lives in Japan???

    We’ve hired the Yazuka as security guards.

    BEAST: What can I say , I was only climbing in to get my clothes back .
    Thats the last time I drink Absinthe


    Take your soiled underthingies and be gone!

    ROSES: Mistress, just for clarification, are those of us who were getting quietly drunk in the corner, also getting left out in the cold?

    Read my lips.

    CYBERPOOF: Aaaaaaargh! My head!
    My poor head. I don't want to be at work


    I’m sure your employers won’t want you at work either once they discover you’ve been using company time to read this blog.

    SCARLET: *waves from boat in moat*

    *pokes hole in starboard to see if boat in moat will float*

    MAGO: Do you have a jabberwocky in this moat? Are there bogsnorkeling events to cash in for the running costs? Are there remotecontrolled automatical coast defense guns? Questions abound.

    We shall be holding moat races as soon as we obtain a sponsor.

    SAVANNAH: Coming back to gloat?

    *rhymes with moat*

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  11. I took a break and used my iPhone. No worries!

    Thanks for the fabulous card. You are a sweetheart!

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  12. uh! there's a naked man on ur wall! shocked!

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  13. Didn't you mean 'Tresspassers will be pixelated'?

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  14. CYBERPOOF: I took a break and used my iPhone. No worries!
    Thanks for the fabulous card. You are a sweetheart!


    I hope you’re still not expecting a postcard as well.

    JELLY MONSTER: uh! there's a naked man on ur wall! shocked!

    We can’t believe that someone who wakes up to a nekkid Maxi Cane every morning could be shocked by anything!

    KAZ: Didn't you mean 'Tresspassers will be pixelated'?

    Har!

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  15. Meanie. *sulks, but in a pretty girly way*
    Sx

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  16. I was shocked at first, I was like "where's the rest of it?" but you get used to it after a while.

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  17. So I wondered who on earth Maxi Cane is, and decided to do a Google Image search. Guess who popped up smack bang in the middle of page one? lol.

    Maxi Cane

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  18. SCARLET: Meanie. *sulks, but in a pretty girly way*

    Why not stomp your foot as well?

    CYBERPOOF: Of course I am, sweetie!

    That will be $1.69 CDN in postage you owe me then.

    JELLY MONSTER: I was shocked at first, I was like "where's the rest of it?" but you get used to it after a while.

    The moat or Maxi?

    GINRO: So I wondered who on earth Maxi Cane is, and decided to do a Google Image search. Guess who popped up smack bang in the middle of page one? lol.

    It would have been so much easier to have checked my Blogroll.

    Tsk tsk. Don’t you recall him as one of your fellow Men of Infomaniac?

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  19. YOUWEREGONNAERASEMYFIRST?? *weeping at the thought*

    gloat? i was coming back to see what y'all had to say about my finally being first for only the second time, darlin! *sigh*

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  20. Talk about the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Either that or Gollum.

    I trust he was weighted down with stones and returned to the depths from which he emerged.

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  21. MJ - I have the device you asked for and 18 cans of 'Gold Label' - only to ask but the Curate is asking for money again...

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  22. I hope the security guards are wearing protection. Who knows where that man has been and what's in the moat?

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  23. SAVANNAH: YOUWEREGONNAERASEMYFIRST?? *weeping at the thought*
    gloat? i was coming back to see what y'all had to say about my finally being first for only the second time, darlin! *sigh*


    When we say we were going to erase your comment, what we really meant to say was, “YAY! SAVANNAH’S FIRST!”

    MAGO: Heartless creatures!

    I’ll give you a nice cuddle to make up for it.

    GARFY: Talk about the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Either that or Gollum.
    I trust he was weighted down with stones and returned to the depths from which he emerged.


    He is swimming with the tubifex worms.

    MUTLEY: MJ - I have the device you asked for and 18 cans of 'Gold Label' - only to ask but the Curate is asking for money again...

    I’d like some of your tequila pasties too.

    And while you’re here, congratulations on winning the “most teabagged” prize for Britain.

    EROS: I hope the security guards are wearing protection. Who knows where that man has been and what's in the moat?

    You have my word that there are no Crocs in the moat.

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