Friday, September 11, 2009

Filthy Friday – Upside Down Edition


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45 comments:

  1. oh dear God.

    FIRST. Or is that fist?

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  2. OK, I opened my eyes long enough to get a good look.

    I'm first.

    XL? Hai!

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  3. BOXER: First or fist?

    You like potato and I like potahto
    You like tomato and I like tomahto
    Potato, potahto,
    Tomato, tomahto.
    Let's call the whole thing off

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  4. Oh hello!

    I think I might know him.

    Oh hai Miss Boxer

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  5. That's why I don't wear contact lenses. You can be caught in the most undignified positions when you're looking for them.

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  6. "Now if you can hold that position for just a little while sir, the doctor will be along any minute."

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  7. "Anyway, I was in the shoe shop and the woman asked me what size my feet were..."

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  8. I'm skipping that yoga class. The instructor is far too permissive.

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  9. Now that is the craziest goddamn drink stand Ive ever seen.

    Altho I think I see the straw dispenser.

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  10. CYBERPOOF: I think I might know him.

    He’s winking at you so maybe he recognizes you.

    GINRO: That's why I don't wear contact lenses. You can be caught in the most undignified positions when you're looking for them.

    Here’s a tip…

    To find a lost contact lens, cover the end of your vacuum cleaner with an old pair of your panty hose, before vacuuming. The lens should stick to this cover.

    GINRO: "Mummy! I've beeeen!"
    "Now if you can hold that position for just a little while sir, the doctor will be along any minute."
    "Anyway, I was in the shoe shop and the woman asked me what size my feet were..."


    Do you want Mummy to send you to the oubliette?

    LEAH: I'm skipping that yoga class. The instructor is far too permissive.

    But you can’t miss our naked yoga class!

    DAMIEN: Now that is the craziest goddamn drink stand Ive ever seen.
    Altho I think I see the straw dispenser.


    Aren’t the straws adorable?

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  11. 'Petra asked me to say, on his behalf, "It's all very well to clcik for biggery, but what does one click for buggery?"

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  12. This must be the advanced yoga pose:
    Salutations to the moon.

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  13. What no one else here realises is: He's actually holding on to the ceiling.

    It's Australian Naked Spiderman Porn.

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  14. "Ready...aim...fire!"

    "It has come to my attention that some of my students have misunderstood the phrase 'finger pointing at the moon...'"

    "When asked what he wanted for his birthday..."

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  15. That pic. He's not really upside down, is he?

    I've nothing more to say on the matter.

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  16. Is he doing the sniff test to check whether the cat peed on the floor again?

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  18. I think that he is looking for a mouse hole. I think that I know where it is.

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  19. Houseboy applicant Josh aces the talent portion of the job interview.


    Oh Hai Boxer & Pete!

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  20. Is this a still from IVD's forthcoming Dockside Yoga workout Video.
    This position is call 'Hello Sailor' I believe

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  21. Is that Ben Dover from 69 Paradise passage? I seem to recognise the face.

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  22. whatever! we're done painting! xoxox

    (actully, someone that flexible would have been very helpful!)

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  23. I keep coming back to peer at his bollocks.

    Is he shy, and this is his way of asking someone to feel his lumpy nuts? Just in case?

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  24. Quick and witty as I can be sometimes, I quite often find myself speechless looking at your posts, Mistress MJ! (But, I am only just having me coffee.)

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  25. IVD: 'Petra asked me to say, on his behalf, "It's all very well to clcik for biggery, but what does one click for buggery?"

    Your phone number.

    EROS: This must be the advanced yoga pose:
    Salutations to the moon.


    Ha! And when he really wants to impress the sailors, he’s goes into the Bakasana position.

    Oh wait, I was thinking of IVD again.

    KAPI: What no one else here realises is: He's actually holding on to the ceiling.
    It's Australian Naked Spiderman Porn.


    Once again, you are correct!

    GINRO: "Ready...aim...fire!"
    "It has come to my attention that some of my students have misunderstood the phrase 'finger pointing at the moon...'"
    "When asked what he wanted for his birthday..."


    That’s quite enough.

    You know the way to the oubliette.

    I’m not going to show you the door again.

    PIGGY: That pic. He's not really upside down, is he?
    I've nothing more to say on the matter.


    Did I actually SAY that HE was upside down?

    But I was upside down when I posted it!

    ROSES: Is he doing the sniff test to check whether the cat peed on the floor again?

    That and cat vomit.

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  26. VICUS: I think that he is looking for a mouse hole. I think that I know where it is.

    And remember…

    If you’re going to put your genitals in a mousetrap, get your contract in writing.

    XL: Houseboy applicant Josh aces the talent portion of the job interview.

    Will you see to it that he learns the rudimentaries of pillow-fluffing?

    BEAST: Is this a still from IVD's forthcoming Dockside Yoga workout Video.
    This position is call 'Hello Sailor' I believe


    IVD appears to be having a problem getting his sea legs.

    MITZI: Is that Ben Dover from 69 Paradise passage? I seem to recognise the face.

    Eileen Dover for a closer look but I can’t be certain.

    SAVANNAH: whatever! we're done painting! xoxox
    (actully, someone that flexible would have been very helpful!)


    Get your own houseboys.

    ROSES: I keep coming back to peer at his bollocks.
    Is he shy, and this is his way of asking someone to feel his lumpy nuts? Just in case?


    We’re going to have to charge you admission.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Quick and witty as I can be sometimes, I quite often find myself speechless looking at your posts, Mistress MJ! (But, I am only just having me coffee.)

    At least you weren’t eating your breakfast!

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  27. As me Granpappy would 'av said..
    "Terrible sight for a sober man".

    It's more impressive if you spin him around and he is hanging from the ceiling like Spidey.

    He totally missed his belly button!I wonder if he had a red mark where he tried to impale himself?
    Hmm..
    prolly not mitt der ahbdominahlz auf schteel!?

    *switchin' to decaf

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  28. DONN: You came in the back passage and I almost missed you!

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  29. He does look like he has a small third testicle there... he'd best wait for the doctor to palpate that.

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  30. Of course, Spiderman! Thank you Donn, lol.

    Cool Spiderman toys. The Web Blaster comes complete with shooting mechanism and web fluid refills. To shoot webs at your foes simply press the button in the palm of you hand, listen to the electronic web-slingling sound and watch as your sworn enemy is covered in unbreakable spider webs, cool!

    Save mankind just like the real Spiderman!

    After the web barrier goes back up, Doctor Octopus is dropped back down to the ground and attacks with his testicles.
    Doctor Octopus: "How *dare* you - ruin my *plan* - to take over the WORLD?"

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  31. Ooops, sorry for the typo. That should read Dr Octopus' tentacles.

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  32. BITCHES: Chat amongst yourselves.

    Some of us have jobs to go to, you know.

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  33. You mean to say that it's SP, MJ?

    Wow!

    As far as I recall he was quite friendly and accomodating.

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  34. Whoever did his testicle tuck has a sense of humour..
    it looks like a poodle.

    I wonder why he didn't get both done?

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  35. Here I've been looking all over the house today because I've been hearing this odd hooting noise whenever the wind blows. You know, like when you blow across the top of a bottle? Like that? Kind of 'wooooooo'?

    Yeah.

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  36. ....Jesus Christ his junk looks just like Nixon! No seriously, it does! SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR MAN!!!!

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  37. He would look better with socks on. Everybody looks better in socks.
    Sx

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  38. Why do people laminate floors? So pointless really - and i think your friend has spotted this!

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  39. Its just staring at me make it stop.

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  40. Old K - let me help you, just give the cap.... I'll be very careful with it.

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  41. CYBERPOOF: You mean to say that it's SP, MJ?
    Wow!
    As far as I recall he was quite friendly and accomodating.


    When did you meet IVD’s Sex Pest?

    DONN: Whoever did his testicle tuck has a sense of humour..
    it looks like a poodle.
    I wonder why he didn't get both done?


    How close to the screen did you GET?!

    NATIONS: Here I've been looking all over the house today because I've been hearing this odd hooting noise whenever the wind blows. You know, like when you blow across the top of a bottle? Like that? Kind of 'wooooooo'? Yeah.

    No, you’ve got it all wrong.

    The hooting sound of wind blowing is coming from BEAST.

    Check Eroswings’ blog if you don’t believe me. In the comments. It’s BEAST.

    NATIONS: ....Jesus Christ his junk looks just like Nixon! No seriously, it does! SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR MAN!!!!

    Impeach his scrotum!

    Actually, his junk looks like a Happy Faces Biscuit!

    SCARLET: He would look better with socks on. Everybody looks better in socks

    We beg to differ.

    MUTLEY: Why do people laminate floors? So pointless really - and i think your friend has spotted this!

    May I remind you that laminate flooring is stain-resistant, Mr. Mutley?

    KNUDSEN: Its just staring at me make it stop.

    Not until you send my alimony payment.

    Are you on a comeback tour?

    And don’t listen to Boxer.

    BOXER: Old K - let me help you, just give the cap.... I'll be very careful with it.

    You won’t be getting your hands on his cap down in the oubliette!

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  42. dammit...i knew better...and it being early in the morning and all...what was i thinking!

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  43. Finally I've found a vase suitable for rosebuds!

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  44. DAISY: dammit...i knew better...and it being early in the morning and all...what was i thinking!

    Short term memory loss?

    JASON: Finally I've found a vase suitable for rosebuds!

    Ha! Mind the thorns!

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