Sunday, August 09, 2009

Plaid Punishment

Our newest houseboy has been bad ...


(click me hard, bitches)


He has been sent to the Plaid Room as punishment …



You’re next if you misbehave.

31 comments:

  1. second!

    (that is seriously too much plaid, sugar!)

    xoxoxo

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  2. Mistress MJ, here are the new pillow covers and duvet for the Plaid Room!

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  3. What is that animal in the RCMP pipe band's coat of arms?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7j89XF5CjE

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  4. I'll go anywhere if you'll let me wear that hat.

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  5. so tempted to send cousin kaz a mickey mouse hat

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  6. Poor houseboy. What ever did he do, to deserve such a harsh punishment?

    Mind you the oubillette is still occupied...

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  7. Mistress MJ Your taste in men is exquisite.

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  8. KAPI: Firsties!

    Firsties gets you first dibs on the houseboy after his release.

    SAVANNAH: second!
    (that is seriously too much plaid, sugar!)


    Plaid gone mad, basically.

    Tartan torture, if you will.

    XL: Mistress MJ, here are the new pillow covers and duvet for the Plaid Room!

    It’s like some crazed interior designer vomited plaid!

    MAGO: What is that animal in the RCMP pipe band's coat of arms?

    That’s a buffalo.

    They run freely through the streets of Canadian cities along with moose.

    Your video clip was a toe-tapping delight!

    Mistress MJ would like to ride an alpaca through the back roads of Franconia with you.

    KAZ: I'll go anywhere if you'll let me wear that hat.

    See comment from Savannah…two below you.

    WIL: Oh yesth!

    As I recall, it was a pair of plaid pants in your latest video that had you saying “nice pants”…was it not?

    SAVANNAH: so tempted to send cousin kaz a mickey mouse hat

    When did you and KAZ discover you’ve been swimming in the same gene pool?

    ROSES: Poor houseboy. What ever did he do, to deserve such a harsh punishment?

    Mistress MJ’s Happy Hour cocktail wasn’t delivered on time.

    See that it doesn’t happen again.

    Mind you the oubillette is still occupied...

    Which is exactly why we haven’t heard from Ginro yet.

    MITZI: Mistress MJ Your taste in men is exquisite.

    If you would like a job test-driving houseboys, come back on Monday.

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  9. Hope they don't spit. And wonder what Dr. Ben would have to say about your plaid obesession?

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  10. are you going to let him smoke in there? It would a shame if something became damaged. Although you'd have a hard time seeing it.

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  11. JASON: Misbehaving now!

    You don’t fool me, you little tramp.

    You’re only misbehaving so you’ll be company to that imp of a houseboy.

    I’m having him giftwrapped in tartan paper so you can’t find him.

    MAGO: Hope they don't spit.

    Do you prefer that they swallow?

    And wonder what Dr. Ben would have to say about your plaid obesession?

    Why can’t we leave comments on his blog to find out?

    BOXER: are you going to let him smoke in there? It would a shame if something became damaged. Although you'd have a hard time seeing it.

    I’m applying a nicotine patch to his buttocks.

    Unless YOU’D like the honours.

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  12. There's a whole plaid ROOM now?

    *shudders*

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  13. BILLY: Not only that, I've arranged for your faves, The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, to entertain you while you're in captivity.

    I may even toss you a bag of pork scratchings and you'll feel like you never left the Great British Beer Festival.

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  14. MAybe he's simply tired of conversation now and has a lot of things going on right now. But I guess some time later it will be possible again. So let's wait for the big bang. I fear it will be a kind of gangbang.
    There are nice backroads in Franconia. In a way it is a hidden beauty and wants to be discovered.

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  15. BEAST: mmmmmm porkscratchings

    You may lick the residue from Mistress MJ’s fingers.

    MAGO: MAybe he's simply tired of conversation now and has a lot of things going on right now. But I guess some time later it will be possible again. So let's wait for the big bang. I fear it will be a kind of gangbang.

    He only has little boxes to check either “blood curdling” or “suck it”…

    Not sure which to choose, frankly.

    There are nice backroads in Franconia. In a way it is a hidden beauty and wants to be discovered.

    Shhh…keep it a secret then.

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  16. He always is the outsider, youknow, a dramatic altercation.

    Ach ... in the end it's all about hiding.
    BUt I would very much like to see you.

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  17. MAGO: I shall be hiding unter den linden.

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  18. This site is bananas! Putting you in my blog and blog list! LOVE! r

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  19. REAVIS: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Just don’t mention bananas around our friend Beast.

    Click here and scroll down to the second pic if you want to see why.

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  20. SCARLET: You are PMT-ing and delirious.

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  21. Thank Christ it's not a Burberry plaid! Oh, that houseboy looks fun, send him my way when you are done with him! (you CAN spare him, can't you darling?)

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  22. LA DIVA CUCINA: We here at Infomaniac detest Burberry.

    Click here to see what happens when Burberry Goes Bad.

    We’ll gladly loan out the houseboy to you in return for your fresh corn chowda!

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  23. OMGod, that poor frickin' kid spawned from that nutcase Cruise...Sarong?....Syrup?...Siri?....in Burberry! How sweet! blech!

    And a Burberry condom? Honey if you are that into labels that you need a Burberry condom to show off, then your schlong can't be all that!!!

    DANG!

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  24. LA DIVA CUCINA: Honey if you are that into labels that you need a Burberry condom to show off, then your schlong can't be all that!!!

    Ha!!!

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  25. You know...I have a suit made from this exact plaid fabric. I like to hide up against the wall and goose unsuspecting Houseboys.

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  26. AYEM8Y: You know...I have a suit made from this exact plaid fabric. I like to hide up against the wall and goose unsuspecting Houseboys.

    Well, you know what they say…

    What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

    Speaking of which, may we have a gander at your tan lines?

    Please remove your butt bra immediately.

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