Saturday, August 08, 2009

Fun in the Sun

Are you having any? …



How’s your summer going, bitches?

35 comments:

  1. As for my summer it's been long, hot and fairly moist.

    And now I'm off to Vegas! Vegas baby!

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  2. That's a weird thingy XL. It'll leave some funny dots. If it's not real gold they may turn a blueish green.

    I take care of my White porcelain body. Sounds better than ghostly White no?

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  3. Oh Hai XL and Cyberpete. My summer has been a bit fucked, but I'm working on August being fabulous.

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  4. Danish porcellaine? "Steingut" comes to my mind, but not porcellaine ... hope thee Vegas comboys do not crack you up.

    And my summer is terrible.

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  5. Oh hai Miss Boxer and Mago!

    Well, my delicate porcelain is actually German.

    I'm not.

    I am not a fan of the Steingut, I think that's German by the way. I'm sure MJ has some of that.

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  6. Just a minute. Doesn't it always snow in Canada?

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  7. I think so Ginro.

    They must always live in igloos and eat wind dried fish

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  8. My summer has been...pretty fucked actually.

    The good thing is I gained a new vice (smoking), the bad thing is I have to give it up. My chest sounds like a wind section tuning up.

    So, I'm on the look out for new vices. Any ideas?

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  9. I like very dark chocolate, every now and then. Champagne...not so much. Prefer red wine.

    I thought you were heading out to Vegas? Packed yet?

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  10. Steingut ???
    Miss MJ certainly has a beergut!
    Have a good trip Pete
    talking of ghastly Canadiens is Celine Dion still playing vegas....
    You could get a ticket :-)

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  11. *grabs her bottle of red and hides quaking under the barstool*

    Beast, Mistress MJ is sooo gonna get you. There won't be enough for an open casket viewing.

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  12. no.

    no for the last nine weeks.

    not fun.

    nada.

    nunca.

    non.

    nr.

    nein.

    não.

    xoxox

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  13. It's been too hot but summer is way too short! Winter is coming!

    I'm not ready to give up the sun, surf, and sand just yet! But I sure could use some cool rain for a bit!

    It's never a good idea to be nude on sand! Sand scrapes the knees and gets into all your crevices! Use a towel or a beach/yoga mat for your beach recreational activities. And don't forget to rub on the sunscreen!

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  14. It's been a little humid this week. The sun's actually shining today. I'm sure it won't last.

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  15. XL: 1st!

    Had enough of that upstart Boxer?

    CYBERPOOF: As for my summer it's been long, hot and fairly moist.

    And now I'm off to Vegas! Vegas baby!


    If you step outside the city limits, you may want to use my self-guided brothel tour as a guide.

    XL: Perfecting my sun tan.

    Funny, most people want to whiten that area.

    CYBERPOOF: *ignores all other comments from CyberPoof as he’s off to Vegas anyway and won’t be reading this*

    Yay! Peace at last!

    BOXER: My summer has been a bit fucked, but I'm working on August being fabulous.

    It didn’t help that XL got here first today.

    GINRO: * !*

    Who let YOU out?

    MAGO: Danish porcellaine? "Steingut" comes to my mind, but not porcellaine ... hope thee Vegas comboys do not crack you up.
    And my summer is terrible.


    Trouble in Franconia?

    GINRO: Just a minute. Doesn't it always snow in Canada?

    *reapplies muzzle*

    ROSES: My summer has been...pretty fucked actually.
    The good thing is I gained a new vice (smoking), the bad thing is I have to give it up. My chest sounds like a wind section tuning up.
    So, I'm on the look out for new vices. Any ideas?


    You may find that shooting smack is a pleasant diversion.

    BEAST: Steingut ???
    Miss MJ certainly has a beergut!
    Have a good trip Pete talking of ghastly Canadiens is Celine Dion still playing vegas.... You could get a ticket :-)


    Don’t you have a 14-hour day to put in at Café C?

    ROSES: *grabs her bottle of red and hides quaking under the barstool*
    Beast, Mistress MJ is sooo gonna get you. There won't be enough for an open casket viewing.


    I shall be waiting behind Beast’s funhouse mirror when he gets home.

    SAVANNAH: no.
    no for the last nine weeks.
    not fun.
    nada.
    nunca.
    non.
    nr.
    nein.
    não.


    Alright already.

    We get the point.

    EROS: It's been too hot but summer is way too short! Winter is coming!
    I'm not ready to give up the sun, surf, and sand just yet! But I sure could use some cool rain for a bit!
    It's never a good idea to be nude on sand! Sand scrapes the knees and gets into all your crevices! Use a towel or a beach/yoga mat for your beach recreational activities. And don't forget to rub on the sunscreen!


    For those hard to reach places, you could borrow Beast’s Dyson crevice tool.

    GEOFF: It's been a little humid this week. The sun's actually shining today. I'm sure it won't last.

    I just checked your weather forecast and for the next few days it shows variations on cloud cover.

    Alas.

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  16. My summer is going great. I love to watch big breastesses tanning in the sun. I....what was this post about again ?

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  17. My summer is going well, lazy days at pool. Kids can swim at long last so I don't have to watch them. Ogling teenage boys and wondering if their balls have dropped yet.

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  18. IVD: What Geoff said.

    Don’t you have some kind of spell you can cast?

    HEFF: My summer is going great. I love to watch big breastesses tanning in the sun. I....what was this post about again ?

    Quantum physics.

    EMMA: My summer is going well, lazy days at pool. Kids can swim at long last so I don't have to watch them. Ogling teenage boys and wondering if their balls have dropped yet.

    And the pool boys?

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  19. I hate the sun as it tends to burn my skin and I never tan. I had Chinese for dinner last night and he keeps repeating on me I don't know what he is saying as I don't speak Mandarin or any type of orange.

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  20. HOSTILE 17: I hate the sun as it tends to burn my skin and I never tan. I had Chinese for dinner last night and he keeps repeating on me I don't know what he is saying as I don't speak Mandarin or any type of orange.

    Just wait ‘til the MSG kicks in.

    And where is the comment thingy on your blog?

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  21. This post smell like Hawaiian tropic...

    my summer has been epic!!!
    golf
    shooting at the range
    bought two new guns
    had family vist
    took family and gf to mexico
    saw a buddy in l.a. i havent seen in a year
    had sixty people over for a birthday bash
    watched five people turn into garden gnomes during party after they ate too many "brownies"
    cultivated seven foot tall tomatoes
    wrecked on my dirt bike twice
    got a raise at work
    went clothes shopping
    got my wood splitter back in good shape
    blah
    blah
    blah

    *gets overwhelmed by the sun tan lotion smell emanating from mjs blog and passes out*

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  22. VOICES: Seven foot tall tomatoes?

    Gimme some of those brownies.

    And good to hear that your "wood splitter" is back in good shape. Heh.

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  23. Too wet. Too Hot. Too cold. Same as always!
    Sx

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  24. Avoiding Canucks.

    Coming over here doing their tree chopping demonstrations. Keep to your own trees I say.

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  25. I am off on a few days hols with a very sexy lady on Monday... how does that rate ? (10 out of 10 actually)

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  26. SCARLET: Too wet. Too Hot. Too cold. Same as always!

    You must be living under the same cloud as Geoff and IVD.

    GARFY: Avoiding Canucks.
    Coming over here doing their tree chopping demonstrations. Keep to your own trees I say.


    They are lumberjacks and they’re okay.

    MUTLEY: I am off on a few days hols with a very sexy lady on Monday... how does that rate ? (10 out of 10 actually)

    Did she find you listed as "Britains top dogger" on the Reykjavik wife swappers club website?

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  27. As you know I have been swimming my way along the Gulf Coast and just KNEE DEEP in research for my next book, “Licking Your Way across the USA” Also I am incredibly tan and sexy :)

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  28. AYEM8Y: As you know I have been swimming my way along the Gulf Coast and just KNEE DEEP in research for my next book, “Licking Your Way across the USA” Also I am incredibly tan and sexy :)

    Speaking of KNEE DEEP, where are you knee pads?

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