Sunday, August 02, 2009

Time Out

Mistress MJ is knackered.

After hosting three big competitions for you ungrateful bitches over a period of one week, she needs a lie-down.

This hammock will do nicely …



See you tomorrow, bitches.

17 comments:

  1. 1st!

    Does The Mistress need her toes fluffed?

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  2. *Leaves a basket of muffins by the back door*

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  3. Any excuse to spread show off your minky eh?

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  4. Don't forget to slip, slap, slop...
    Sx

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  5. Your stuffing seems to be leaking out lady !

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  6. You appear to have a bioluminescent right boob. I think you need more than a lie down!

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  7. sweet dreams, sugar! ;~D xoxo

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  8. looks like you're knockered more like it. Nice.

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  9. Are you awake yet???
    Are you still swinging your hammocks?
    Sx

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  10. Yeah, back down you lot! Bollocks!

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  11. Did you get stuck with the midnight shift in the swing again at the Kitty Kat Klub?

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  12. Here, I bought you a nice bottle of red, I'll leave it here by the side.

    Enjoy your gentle swinging!

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  13. Swing away!

    Just make sure those hammock marks are gone before venturing out of the house--you might get some strange looks. Then again, I suppose if your used to being carried around by the houseboys, you'd be used to the attention by now.

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  14. Here's an emergency yodel button to notify us all when you've had enough rest.

    Emergency Yodel Button

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  15. Ok Crikey MJ - a bird shat on your tit while you were sleeping - how crap is that?

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  16. BITCHES: Who's yodeling, dammit?

    Can't a bitch get some rest?

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