Monday, June 15, 2009

Poll Results!

The results of the poll are in!



Here is what you, Mistress MJ’s bitches, want to see here on Infomaniac…



HANDSOME YOUNG BEEFCAKE…


Foto via [Yummy of the Day]

Surprisingly, there were fewer demands for handsome young beefcake than expected.

But those who do crave beefcake include Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), CyberPete, Ponita, and Roses.

Attention beefcake lovers: ALL your handsome young beefcake needs can be met at MAC’s Yummy of the Day blog.





NEKKID OLD GEEZERS…



Mistress MJ’s personal favourite category is shared by Wil (!), and Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y).

And Darius Whiteplume who summed it up by saying, “Old naked fat guys make me feel good about my own physiognomy.”

Despite those of you, like EmmaK who said, “Please no more naked old codgers,” you can bet more nekkid old geezers will be on the menu for a long time to come.






TITS…




A perennial favourite, boobies are the category of choice for NWTRunner, Maxi Cane (who wants tits AND toes), MAC, and Feng.





CRAFTS…

We’re a bunch of crafty bitches here at Infomaniac.

Voting for more crafts were Anonymous Boxer, Beast (who wants a pattern for Old Knudsen’s cap) and Miss Scarlet who said, “I want to see more banana arrangements.”



Miss Scarlet, we are assuming the knitted banana is a gift for Beast?



Garfer’s bizarre request for knitted poutine (Canada’s national dish) fell on deaf ears. However, we’ve managed to find a knitted full English breakfast…


[found here]



Betty’s unique request for “sewing circle orgies” will require some footwork so in the meantime we ask her to settle for a little cross stitch…


Get your Subversive Cross Stitch kit here.






CROSSOVER CATEGORIES:

Some of you requested a combination of categories. For example…

BEEFCAKE CRAFTS…

Jason, who coined the term “BEEFCAKE CRAFTS,” asks for “Crocheted penis cozies, pom pom testicle decor perhaps.”

Here ya go, Jason…


Knitted penis cozy




CRAFTY OLD GEEZERS:

A request from new bitch Jack (who ARE you, Jack?) who asked for “Crafty old geezers please,” leads us to a new category: Crafty Old Geezers.

At first we were stumped by his request but we managed to find this fella who is happily stringing beads!...






HANDSOME OLD BEEFCAKE:

Leah piped up, “But what about handsome old beefcake? You know how I feel about the jowly set.”

Oh for the love of…. HOW many times to we have to post Alan Rickman for you?!...






TITTY CRAFTS:

Yet another new category, that of “Titty Crafts” was formed when Leah suggested, “Crafts, definitely. Tits, certainly.”







OTHER…

KAZ (that Mancunian minx) asks for “Footballers in the shower.” For you Americans, that means soccer players in the shower. Happy to oblige, Kaz. You know Mistress MJ loves her some scantily-clad footballers…






Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) asks for “Trannies, Freaks and OLD BEARS”…







BamaTrav voted to see more of himself. Talk about a big ego! Apparently he goes for the cop look…a look we’ve covered previously on Infomaniac


BamaTrav checking to see if his balls are still on the table





Mutley suggests, “Maybe more about allotments.” Will this do, Mr. Mutley?...






Beast wants “recipes.” This request for recipes was backed up by Mago who requested “cooking” and who added he’d like a segment on stain removal…particularly yogurt stain removal (a problem that plagues Mistress MJ)…





First Nations is supposed to be on hiatus but she emerged in a puff of smoke and she has a mighty long wish list as follows:

-pale,sneering, uncut british starveling yoooth

-retro gazongas (beehive hairdos a plus, stalks of celery optional!)

-hardcore body mod

-branding, bdsm, latex, ponyplay, medical roleplay, looning, yiffing, and leather fetish.

And her last request…

MORE LEATHER DADDIES!...






MOVING RIGHT ALONG…

A few of you crave variety and want a little of everything. Those who opt for the spice of life include Mikey, Richard, and Eroswings.

Of course there HAD to be somebody who couldn’t make up their mind. We’re referring to The Jelly Monster who said, “I'm torn between the first guy and the tits......ummmmmmmmm dunno.”

We are not sure what Inner Voices is asking for when he says, “tits in the work place? tits in space? *wanders off, chuckling to himself about muppets*” and we aren’t bothered so long as he doesn’t emit bodily fluids (as he is wont to do) on our blog.


KUDOS to those, like Savannah, who said “my vote is for whatever miss mj wants because it's all about her!”

That list would include Damien, Mago, NWTRunner, and Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer…XL.

FINALLY…

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we thank you for participating in this spur-of-the-moment poll.

Mistress MJ must take the next two days off from blogging and draw the curtain on the shock of what she has seen … the inner workings of your psyches.



Watch for a new post on Thursday.

60 comments:

  1. Twisted minds do think alike!

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  2. EROS: Twisted minds do think alike!




    Indeed they do.

    I shall have to go over to your blog and rest my eyes on your bare torso for awhile before I can cope with the rest of this motley crew.

    Oh what’s that I hear? The tinkle of ice cubes?

    Mistress MJ will return after a cocktail or three.

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  3. hurrah!
    MJ pleases all!
    thank you, Mistress! Now let me get you another cocktail.

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  4. Oh my god, between the Rickman money shot and the knitted boob, I am so turned on right now.

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  5. *swooning* i got a SHOUTOUT IN RED!!!! xoxoxo

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  6. JASON: hurrah!
    MJ pleases all!
    thank you, Mistress! Now let me get you another cocktail.





    Give it time.

    Someone always complains around here.

    Oh by the way, whatever you do, don’t wash your knitted penis cozy in hot water….

    Shrinkage, my dear.

    *tinkles ice cubes in glass to indicate need for a refill*





    LEAH: Oh my god, between the Rickman money shot and the knitted boob, I am so turned on right now.




    We wouldn’t be surprised if right now you’re knitting yourself a vibrator cosy.






    SAVANNAH: *swooning* i got a SHOUTOUT IN RED!!!! xoxoxo




    You’d best lie down with a cold compress on your forehead.

    This plus your previous “first” are far too overwhelming for a lady of your delicate sensibilities.

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  7. Dolce & Gabbana do make the best underwear ads.

    Bamatrav would fit right in I'm sure.

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  8. CYBERPOOF: Dolce & Gabbana do make the best underwear ads.
    Bamatrav would fit right in I'm sure.





    BamaTrav would fit right in with WHAT?

    Please try to form complete thoughts on the page.

    Being Danish is no excuse.

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  9. Another day, another page full of old geezers. Still, thanks for finding the handsome young beefcake. Now I won't have to keep stalking the handyman...

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  10. lovely! *clutches invisible pearls*
    thank you Mistress MJ
    XO

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  11. A knitted banana!!!!! I am excited. Does it come in tartan?
    Sx

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  12. darn it.

    Sorry i am late, but have been tied up over the weekend *cough*

    beefcake is all well and good but i prefer mine ripened to a firm juiciness. The young bloods are easy to quaff but their flavour fades fast on the tongue IMO.

    *eyes up Mj's blog roll*

    perhaps more arse?

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  13. IVD: Another day, another page full of old geezers. Still, thanks for finding the handsome young beefcake. Now I won't have to keep stalking the handyman...




    And by “handyman” you mean Tim?




    JACK: lovely! *clutches invisible pearls*
    thank you Mistress MJ
    XO





    Ahhh…the mysterious Jack has returned and he’s wearing a pearl necklace!




    SCARLET: A knitted banana!!!!! I am excited. Does it come in tartan?




    Only in Scotland.

    Are you planning some stealth mission into the Plaid Room?





    CARNALIS: darn it.
    Sorry i am late, but have been tied up over the weekend *cough*





    We are aware of what you get up to of a weekend, Miss Carnalis.


    beefcake is all well and good but i prefer mine ripened to a firm juiciness. The young bloods are easy to quaff but their flavour fades fast on the tongue IMO.
    *eyes up Mj's blog roll*
    perhaps more arse?





    Anyone’s arse in particular?

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  14. Were it not for your dedication, I would have never-ever known (or even guessed) that there are tens, maybe even hundreds, of voyeurs out here on the interwebs who wait with bated breath to have a lash at withered weiners dangling on old farts.

    A debt for which unfortunately I can never truly repay you..seriously!

    I myself do appreciate the vintage nudie-tudies, crafts, and extreme breastage postings.

    You are a one-of-a-kind exhibitor whose courageous dedication to maintaining the right to a free and open interwebs is by now legendary in the halls of the Department of Justice.

    Keep On Keepin' On
    xx oo

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  15. I returned this morning for a second (third?) look at my favorite set of smoldering jowls, but I stayed for the nekkid old men.

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  16. Oh, and p.s. thanks to your previous link, I have actually completed a lovely "Don't Make Me Cut You" kit from Subversive Cross Stitch. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

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  17. YAY to those lads in the shower! You've made my day.

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  18. CARNALIS: *bites her tongue*




    This is no time to act coy.

    We need you to name names!






    DONN: Were it not for your dedication, I would have never-ever known (or even guessed) that there are tens, maybe even hundreds, of voyeurs out here on the interwebs who wait with bated breath to have a lash at withered weiners dangling on old farts.
    A debt for which unfortunately I can never truly repay you..seriously!
    I myself do appreciate the vintage nudie-tudies, crafts, and extreme breastage postings.
    You are a one-of-a-kind exhibitor whose courageous dedication to maintaining the right to a free and open interwebs is by now legendary in the halls of the Department of Justice.
    Keep On Keepin' On
    xx oo





    You’re welcome.

    Now go to the previous post to see how Ms. Nations was impersonating your good character and suggesting you want LEATHER DADDIES!

    Frankly, we weren’t surprised to see you (in your latest blog post) at the gay parade.







    LEAH: I returned this morning for a second (third?) look at my favorite set of smoldering jowls, but I stayed for the nekkid old men.




    Just TRY to look away.

    We dare you.


    Oh, and p.s. thanks to your previous link, I have actually completed a lovely "Don't Make Me Cut You" kit from Subversive Cross Stitch. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.




    That’s one of my faves in the bunch.

    It would be a good tagline for this blog, don’t you agree?






    EMMAK: YAY to those lads in the shower! You've made my day.




    Italian footballers are an Infomaniac specialty.

    Obviously you weren’t round here during the last World Cup.

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  19. Psyche and Amor have a very nice daughter called Voluptas.
    Think you know her.

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  20. Knitted Crocs... with an old nekkid man attached... in the plaid room with a truncheon...
    Sx

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  21. MAGO: Psyche and Amor have a very nice daughter called Voluptas.
    Think you know her.





    Ahhh…the Goddess of Lust.

    *busies self making shrine*





    XL: Did someone mention crocs?




    Not until you and Miss Scarlet came along, they didn’t.





    SCARLET: Knitted Crocs... with an old nekkid man attached... in the plaid room with a truncheon...




    Dammit, Miss Scarlet, you know I hate Crocs!

    I’ll have no more talk of unattractive footwear on this blog, thank you very much!

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  22. what can you do eh?

    have some nice time off...

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  23. Thanks so much for the (slightly overdressed) footballers.
    But I'd like to change my mind now.
    I love that English breakfast so much I want to knit a chicken vindaloo.

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  24. VOICES: what can you do eh?
    have some nice time off...





    Management thanks you for not peeing in the potted plants.





    KAZ: Thanks so much for the (slightly overdressed) footballers.
    But I'd like to change my mind now.
    I love that English breakfast so much I want to knit a chicken vindaloo.





    We shall see what we can do for you when we return from work.

    ‘Tis only 10 am here (time to go!) and one must make a living apart from posting photos of scantily-clad footballers and searching for knitted chicken vindaloo patterns.

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  25. Heyyyyyy, what happened to my comment from last night? Oh well. I am now considering a whole new hobby; crocheting food.

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  26. I want me time machine fixed so i could go back and kill those who want naked geezers.

    It doesn't matter what you voted for if you asked for cute puppies you'd find a disgusting picture of an old geezer shagging a puppy, I will sue if you post those pics I was young and needed the money.

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  27. If I would've known we could vote for ourselves...!

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  28. Bwahahahahaha !!!! BamaTrav might never drink at my house again, lol !!

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  29. Fit right into the Dolce & Gabbana ad.

    Was that not clear?

    I am Danish you know..

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  30. Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?

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  31. I love the nekkid tied up old guys best - but not I've seen knitted dinners...mmm

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  32. BOXER: Heyyyyyy, what happened to my comment from last night? Oh well. I am now considering a whole new hobby; crocheting food.




    You can get started here with crocheted food patterns.





    KNUDSEN: I want me time machine fixed so i could go back and kill those who want naked geezers.
    It doesn't matter what you voted for if you asked for cute puppies you'd find a disgusting picture of an old geezer shagging a puppy, I will sue if you post those pics I was young and needed the money.





    I have photos of you and George Clooney at his home on lake Perry Como in Italy that show the pair of you drunk on expensive wine and spooning under the stars.

    I’m not sure George would be pleased if those hit the papers, now would he?





    MIKEY: If I would've known we could vote for ourselves...!




    I didn’t know it was an option myself until BamaTrav voted himself in.

    Send me more pics of you in your pjs. With the back flap down.






    HEFF: Bwahahahahaha !!!! BamaTrav might never drink at my house again, lol !!




    Was that photo taken just before he toppled over?






    CYBERPOOF: Fit right into the Dolce & Gabbana ad.
    Was that not clear?
    I am Danish you know..





    BamaTrav would fit better into The Village People than into a D&G ad.





    MAGO: Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?




    I’d like to find out!






    LULU: I love the nekkid tied up old guys best - but not I've seen knitted dinners...mmm




    If we tie them up with yarn, that would fit into the “Crafty Old Geezers” category.

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  33. SO WHAT GIVES?

    im here at the magical "firsties" hour and there is this same ole post...

    *readies self for house plant watering*

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  34. lets get a move on with it all ready!!!

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  35. VOICES: SO WHAT GIVES?
    im here at the magical "firsties" hour and there is this same ole post...
    *readies self for house plant watering*
    lets get a move on with it all ready!!!





    Read the fine print…

    Watch for a new post on Thursday.





    CYBERPOOF: Dirty!




    And you like it.

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  36. I guess this day off thing is going around. Take your time, touch your self while you think of me. See you soon

    Wil Harrison.com

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  37. WIL: I guess this day off thing is going around. Take your time, touch your self while you think of me. See you soon




    You started it.

    I am referring to both the taking a day off AND the touching of oneself.





    CYBERPOOF: I do, very much so




    I’m surprised you could break away from The Sims long enough to comment.

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  38. I started getting aches and pains so I had to stop playing for a while. Plus I was at work most of Saturday and worked until 7.30pm today.

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  39. Late to the party...again.

    *sigh*

    Thank you Mistress MJ for pictures of beefcake, not-enough-scantily footballers and Alan Rickman.

    If you could get a picture of Alan Rickman, nekkid in a shower I will personally deliver all your cocktails for a year!

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  40. CYBERPOOF: I started getting aches and pains so I had to stop playing for a while. Plus I was at work most of Saturday and worked until 7.30pm today.




    I do not recall The Sims being part of a healthy exercise plan.




    ROSES: Late to the party...again.
    *sigh*
    Thank you Mistress MJ for pictures of beefcake, not-enough-scantily footballers and Alan Rickman.
    If you could get a picture of Alan Rickman, nekkid in a shower I will personally deliver all your cocktails for a year!





    Alan Rickman naked in the shower?

    Are you trying to give LEAH a heart attack?

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  41. It’s reassuring to know that the standards of filth at infomaniac will be upheld at least until some national law is enacted.

    Special commendation for democracy and diplomacy should be awarded for accommodating such special sexual depravity...Here...Here.

    In an effort to be more of an ambassador for Special Sexual Needs I’m including a link for just such handicrafts.

    *Mean Dirty Pirate busily fills Mistress’s gigantic champagne glass with guaranteed non-chaffing alcohol to defend her title in the exotic stripping event at the upcoming Special Sexual Olympics. Mistress show was mad, red, an itchy after last time swimmin’ in diesel fuel...*

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  42. AYEM8Y: It’s reassuring to know that the standards of filth at infomaniac will be upheld at least until some national law is enacted.
    Special commendation for democracy and diplomacy should be awarded for accommodating such special sexual depravity...Here...Here.
    In an effort to be more of an ambassador for Special Sexual Needs I’m including a link for just such handicrafts.
    *Mean Dirty Pirate busily fills Mistress’s gigantic champagne glass with guaranteed non-chaffing alcohol to defend her title in the exotic stripping event at the upcoming Special Sexual Olympics. Mistress show was mad, red, an itchy after last time swimmin’ in diesel fuel...*





    We’ve clicked on the handicrafts link and have a question…

    Are you a melon lover?

    Mistress MJ notes your title of “Ambassador for Special Sexual Needs” and appoints this as your official duty. Although there will be an opportunity in the near future to add other titles to your name.

    In any case, we are pleased by your overall performance here at Infomaniac.

    And it doesn’t hurt that you have a perfect ass.

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  43. read? im just here for the pictures....

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  44. Variety is the spice of life.

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  45. VOICES: read? im just here for the pictures....




    Should you ever lose your eyesight, Infomaniac is available in a Braille edition.





    RICHARD: Variety is the spice of life.




    And so ye shall have…

    A variety of nekkid old geezers!

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  46. MJ-Thanks for the link! Now I can get one of those lovingly hand stiched "get the fuck outta my house bitch" to ward off my ex-mother in law!

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  47. CANDY: MJ-Thanks for the link! Now I can get one of those lovingly hand stiched "get the fuck outta my house bitch" to ward off my ex-mother in law!




    But will it work on Heff, Wil and BamaTrav?

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  48. Off topic question:
    In your posts and in response to comments there are large gaps in your post text and images. Are you deliberately putting all the extra spaces or are you perhaps using ms word for your postings??
    I read your content, but there is quite a bit of scrolling done to do so.

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  49. RICHARD: First, regarding spaces in the ‘comments’…

    Blogger has altered its format somehow so that when I respond to someone’s comment by first typing in their comment in italics, there is much white space in between their italicized comment and my response.

    Watch what happens when I type in the italicized comment WITHOUT making a space……

    I read your content, but there is quite a bit of scrolling done to do so.
    See what happens? My response to your italicized comment gets squished up against your comment!

    It is unfortunate that Blogger changed their formatting as I would prefer not to have the extra spaces in the comments but better to have the spaces than having my response to them bumped up against your comment.

    However, I could tighten the comments up a little as I think I’m adding a space too many.

    Next …

    Regarding the extra spaces in my ‘posts’…

    Mistress MJ likes white space (except in the comments). She finds it gives a post an uncluttered look.

    Perhaps it is because she is from Canada and white winters are the norm thus great white spaces are ingrained into her design psyche.

    Anyway, you lazy bitches need the exercise so GET SCROLLING!

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  50. RICHARD: The squishing thing didn't happen in the example I gave above so perhaps there were complaints and Blogger fixed the issue.

    Let's try again and see what happens...

    I read your content, but there is quite a bit of scrolling done to do so.
    test

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  51. RICHARD: Hallelujah!

    It appears the problem has been fixed!

    I'll explain...

    For awhile, you couldn't post a response to an italicized comment without the response being bumped up against the italicized comment which made it difficult to read.

    Infomaniac reader XL and I spent a lot of time on this problem and were able to solve it by putting in extra spaces, coding, etc.

    But now it looks to be solved.

    Hurray!

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  52. The Sims and chocolate, now that's healthy!

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  53. im mclovin those thigh high stockings in the last black and white picture....

    i'll be takin you up on the braile edition soon, im sure... i love using my hands...

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  54. CYBERPOOF: There is nothing healthy about The Sims/Chocolate Diet but if you insist.

    VOICES: There will be more stocking pics in future posts in both the regular AND the Braille editions of Infomaniac.

    Stay tuned.

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  55. It's definately Knudsen in the pic - you know, the one that's all tide up at the rodeo.
    I remember the day he volunteered himself for that - but he's promised me not to say anything else...

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  56. ISTVANSKI: We had to punish him for the crime of wearing socks with sandals.

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