Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Titty Tuesday


(cleek to make beeg)

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  3. ok, i am second because xl posted twice! xoxo

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  4. She needs a much better support bra. BTW, I've been having a Joan Crawford moment for about a week now...will it end soon?

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  5. I yield my place in line to Miss Savannah. She's now 1st!

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  6. What tomfoolery is taking place in here?!!!

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  7. RANDOM: My moment has been extended!

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  8. I find that putting my tit in a coworkers mouth to be a satisfactory conclusion to any bitch fight (male or female).

    Suck Suck Suck you BITCH!

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  9. Check out the my sidebar...

    Those are some giant tits...Im a big tit guy but those are just heinous...

    The little blonde chick however, that is a different story...

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  10. and I now challenge Wil to put his ass on WilHarrison.com!

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  11. AYEM8Y: I find that putting my tit in a coworkers mouth to be a satisfactory conclusion to any bitch fight (male or female).

    Several of my bitches would love it if you stuck your buns in their mouths.



    Suck Suck Suck you BITCH!

    Please write that nasty talk out a hundred times on the blackboard before you receive your punishment.





    JONNY: and I now challenge Wil to put his ass on WilHarrison.com!

    Did you hear that, WIL HARRISON?

    Your NEPHEW has posted a photo of his ass on his blog (dedicated to MJ).

    Are you going to let this little upstart upstage you?

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  12. Typical. Those old school Brits never know when to stop breast feeding.

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  13. KEVIN: Typical. Those old school Brits never know when to stop breast feeding.

    British men want bitty.

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  14. As you wish Mistress..

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  15. AYEM8Y: (The rest of you bitches ignore this as it’s an in-joke between me and Mean Dirty Pirate)

    You’ve given me a CREAMY BEAVER!



    VOICES: thats a lot of suckage....

    Mean Dirty Pirate could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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  16. If only the whole world could enjoy a Creamy Beaver! It would be a nice place really.

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  17. AYEM8Y: If only the whole world could enjoy a Creamy Beaver! It would be a nice place really.

    You’ll just have to be content with a Cocksicle, darling.

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  18. That would be a hard Creamsicle!

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  19. seems as though youve left the door open to yer cheap hotel room....
    *closes door and feels dirty*

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  20. AYEM8Y: That would be a hard Creamsicle!

    Or a Dreamsicle!




    VOICES: seems as though youve left the door open to yer cheap hotel room....
    *closes door and feels dirty*


    And don’t even THINK about peeing in the potted plant in the lobby on your way out.

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  21. Looking at the picture I had to wonder if she was sucking or inflating - given the size, I'm going for inflating.

    And sounds like MJ has an interesting life these days if SUCK YOU BITCH is the mantra. Geez, and creamy beavers too.

    Life must be good!

    As someone else noted - I'd go for blondie in the blue skirt first. She seems like a willing sorta gal!

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  22. NWT: Looking at the picture I had to wonder if she was sucking or inflating - given the size, I'm going for inflating.
    And sounds like MJ has an interesting life these days if SUCK YOU BITCH is the mantra. Geez, and creamy beavers too.
    Life must be good!
    As someone else noted - I'd go for blondie in the blue skirt first. She seems like a willing sorta gal!


    Sucking OR blowing, it’s taken a giant set of inflatables to bring you out of hibernation!

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  23. this a by the hour kind of place then....

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  24. VOICES: this a by the hour kind of place then....

    Third rate romance
    Low rent rendezvous

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  25. Speak into the Dyke!

    This is exactly how I intend to die..
    when my time comes..
    you know what to do.

    You got this out of the Albanian Dental Assistant texbook didn't you?

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  26. "CREAMY BEAVER"

    Nice Canadian reference!

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  27. I think they're quite beeg enough, thank you.

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  28. Smothered by a tit instead of a pillow...
    Miss Scarlet in the study with a large tit... I will reinvent Cluedo...
    Sx

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  29. DONN: Speak into the Dyke!
    This is exactly how I intend to die..
    when my time comes..
    you know what to do.
    You got this out of the Albanian Dental Assistant texbook didn't you?


    Mistress MJ shall act as your Angel of Mercy.




    XL: "CREAMY BEAVER"
    Nice Canadian reference!


    YOU again!

    Troublemaker!




    IVD: I think they're quite beeg enough, thank you.

    Nonsense!

    How can you put a limit on two of the Wonders of the World?




    SCARLET: Smothered by a tit instead of a pillow...
    Miss Scarlet in the study with a large tit... I will reinvent Cluedo...


    I didn’t have a “clue” that you call it Cluedo over there.

    Did you know that we call it “Clue” here in The Colonies?

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  30. I never read about this in an Agatha Christie novel.

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  31. KAZ: I never read about this in an Agatha Christie novel.

    It’s not Miss Marple’s cup of tea but you just know that that bitch Jessica Fletcher would be all over this!

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  32. Somedays I find myself in the library (small very Southern Baptist town in Mid Tenn) and I have to skip you on my Bloglines. Every time my finger is ready to click that mouse and I think, WAIT!! I may be banished from the library it someone sees! lol! But, I love your site...in the privacy of my home.

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  33. This makes my lunch look somewhat insubstantial :-(

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  34. ALPHAWOMAN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from Lulu’s.


    Somedays I find myself in the library (small very Southern Baptist town in Mid Tenn) and I have to skip you on my Bloglines. Every time my finger is ready to click that mouse and I think, WAIT!! I may be banished from the library it someone sees! lol! But, I love your site...in the privacy of my home.

    Infomaniac is banned in the Red States so best to peek at us from between your fingers or you’ll get the book thrown at you.





    BEAST: This makes my lunch look somewhat insubstantial :-(

    Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry goes right through you.

    Haven’t you learned by now?

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  35. She can smother someone with those boobs.

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  36. The large breasted one is smothering the little one - she needs to get her udders strapped into one of those electric cow milking machines.

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  37. RICHARD: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    She can smother someone with those boobs.

    Don’t try this at home!




    EMMA: The large breasted one is smothering the little one - she needs to get her udders strapped into one of those electric cow milking machines.

    I’m not sure the teat cups would be large enough.

    The machine could short circuit!

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  38. Those are udderly rediculous.

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  39. It's called Cluedo here too Miss Scarlet.

    Is that professor plum or will we see that one tomorrow?

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  40. BAMATRAV: Those are udderly rediculous.

    Critic.



    CYBERPOOF: It's called Cluedo here too Miss Scarlet.
    Is that professor plum or will we see that one tomorrow?


    You’ll see plums soon enough…be they the Professor’s plums or someone else’s.

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  41. "click to make big" ? NO NEED !

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  42. She can't use a bra. she needs an "over the shoulder boulder holder".

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  43. HEFF: "click to make big" ? NO NEED !

    I thought that you, of all people, would have your hand on the “click” button.

    You see, it’s a good thing I didn’t take the Heff Test.

    This proves I don’t know you.





    RICHARD: She can't use a bra. she needs an "over the shoulder boulder holder".

    Indeed. Otherwise she’ll be hospitalized for Titzenfloppin.

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  44. BOXER: ouch. ouch. ouch.

    Stop smacking yourself in the head with them!

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  45. Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and stare...

    Hummmmmm...

    Anyone got a bucket?

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  46. I'm glad you addressed this form of peer pressure and bullying, someday our dimly lit rooms will be safe.

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  47. FAMMY: Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and stare...
    Hummmmmm...
    Anyone got a bucket?


    Doesn’t this make for a nice diversion from your little soldiers?





    KNUDSEN: I'm glad you addressed this form of peer pressure and bullying, someday our dimly lit rooms will be safe.

    In the meantime, you’re going to have to punish her.

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  48. A nice diversion? I'd give up Little Men forever in exchange for those... ;-)

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  49. looks as if titty tuesday has picked you up some new readership.... everyone loves boobs....

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  50. FAMMY: Bitty!


    VOICES: Tits!

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  51. So much more painful than slapping a ruler on the knuckles.

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  52. JASON: Don't make me show you just HOW painful!

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  53. Did that poor blonde woman survive?

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