Monday, June 01, 2009

Having a Joan Crawford Moment

Mistress MJ is not in the mood for any of you today.



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  1. **runs out**

    Joan Crawford is scary and I'm not messing with her or MJ

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  2. ...and neither am I!

    So will you all please pipe down so MJ and I can enjoy our "juice!"

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  3. I hear you. I'm having a Travis Bickle moment.

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  4. Your eyebrows say 'back off biatch' just like Miss Joanies.

    Bless.

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  5. Blimey... she even got one over on Bette Davis...
    Sx

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  6. Come Back immediately or I shall call you "Mommie Dearest"!!

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  7. why, bless your heart, sugar! in between brow waxings again? ;~) xoxox

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  8. Does The Mistresses' ax need sharpening?

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  9. ...I'm not feeling any love here today !

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  10. Silly Old Bat !
    You dont scare me
    ***Hold Miss Scarlet in front as a human shield***

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  11. BITCHES: What part of “Mistress MJ is not in the mood for any of you today” don’t you understand?

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  12. Pffffffft. Drama queens don't scare me.

    Unless they're wielding axes.

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  13. Garfer, MJ isn't a drama queen - She's a drag queen!

    Oh, hello MJ. I hope you're feeling more sociable soon. Perhaps the sheer bulk of that frankly enormous necklace is weighing you down?

    P.S. I've just read the Mr Nude Infomaniac post - Brilliant! Congratulations to Damien.

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  14. Dear Mistress
    I am baking the hash brownies and will bring them round as soon as they are baked
    nice and moist
    will lift your mood i'm sure

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  15. Yer never in the mood anymore.

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  16. Are your piles playing up again ???

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  17. BITCHES: None of you ever listen to a word I say, DO you?

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  18. I'm sure there are special "Crawfie" saucy films that you can download - she made quite a few as a starlette.
    Dirty fucking cow.

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