Saturday, November 29, 2008

Shopping for Houseboys

Mistress MJ is out shopping for houseboys…



See you back here on Sunday.

Bitches.

22 comments:

  1. Hello?

    HELLO?

    *echo echo*

    Where's everybody gone?

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  2. That looks like my grade 9 Grad photo!

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  3. One of those fags is black, I am boycotting this racist post. You can insult poofs but people of colour are still trendy.


    Ghey is the new black but not in a good way.

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  4. That one in the cart looks verrry familiar...I do believe he was my 10th-grade Latin teacher!

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  5. do you have a receipt for this one? I'd return him.

    Remember to check under the hood this time.

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  6. GINRO: The usual response as commenter number 1 is to yell, "Yay! First!"

    Bit of an iconoclast, are you?

    TATER: Since when is there graduation from Grade 9?

    You Manitobans and your rebellious ways.

    CSI: As part of the "New Frugality" movement, Mistress MJ shall look for a "buy one, get one free" deal.

    KNUDSEN: Mistress MJ's friend and travelling companion "C" is a black tranny who approves this post.

    Plus, I've shown her that photo of yer arse and she said, "Not bad for a white boy."

    LEAH: Sona si latine loqueris.

    BOXER: He just needs a good lube job.

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  7. well mom, i was out with some friends and we...ummm...urmmm...mom have you ever heard of magic mushrooms?

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  8. That's Jesus in the trolley.
    I hear he can work miracles around the house.

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  9. Amazing what you can pick up at Tesco's these days..
    Sx

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  10. I see you went for style over substance.

    Wait a minute... There's not even any style! But I suppose all that fluffy hair will make dusting that much easier?

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  11. I do like to be different. What's the point in following the crowd? Sometimes, as with lemmings, they're headed for the cliff.

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  12. Is that the Savage Rose tribute band?

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  13. Besides, I'm an INTJ you know. I have standards to maintain, lol!

    But I saw this and thought I'll guess, I know, that you could find a family Xmas card far worse than this one:

    Quite possible the worst family Christmas card ever

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  14. These are clearance items at a sidewalk sale?

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  15. Read the return policy carefully before you make a purchase!

    Just because they've come out of the closet doesn't mean they won't go raiding yours to try on shoes!

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  16. BITCHES: I’m off and running for the day.

    Sale at “Houseboys ‘R’ Us”!

    If you’re interested, you can see more of the tinselly tarts pictured in the photo by visiting The Cockettes.

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  17. Oh I get it! It's the cast of Jesus Christ: Poofterstar!

    Trolleyboy: Jesus (aka "oh sweet Jesus, oh my god, why?"

    Bo-Peep: Peter the Fisherman (obviously fishing for men)

    Pinkpantaloons: Judas (looks evil, well...devilish)

    Strange Hat: Matthew the Tax Collector (people in the most repressed occupations have the most baroque fantasy lives)

    Red: John the Baptist (the original messiah, usurped by trolleyboy)

    Chocolove: Thaddeaus (the one everyone forgets)

    Look in their eyes and tell me it's not true.

    No, their eyes.

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  18. That's the kind of trolley thief you find in underpasses.

    He's yours MJ. You can tattoo him at yer leisure.

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  19. BITCHES: Coming home to your comments after a hard day of houseboy-hunting is a pleasure.

    Just for that, I think I'll post a little something for Sunday.

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  20. This Does Not Look A Safeway...........

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