Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Plural Clothing




Clothing that can be worn by two people at once.

Caution: Wear at the risk of alienating everyone you know and making your single friends sick.


Smittens

and

The Hug Jacket.

9 comments:

  1. yay! first.

    i bet piggy already bought one for him and tazzy.

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  2. grrrrr 2nd

    two sweaty hands in one glove yuk

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  3. This is a piece of shit...for piece of shit 'dreamers' who live in a fantasy world. Just wait til the financial burden of bills and kids kick them in the ass....let's see if they want to share mittens then.

    The pathetic bastards.

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  4. LOL the "Couch Dress" made me spit coffee all over my desk

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  5. How dare Awaiting call me a piece of shit dreamer.

    Speaking as one of a couple each with one prosthetic hand, the Smitten has been a godsend to us.

    And we can punch the fucking shit out of anyone who takes the piss.

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  6. Pink: Piggy and Tazzy are joined already. They don't need any fancy extras.

    Midget Arse: Ick. I never thought of it that way.

    Awaiting: Who pissed in YOUR cornflakes this morning?

    Pamer: Clean that mess up right now. And why are you reading trash like my blog at work?

    Maidink: Send your extra cash to me instead. I'll find a way to wisely invest it.

    Geoff: I can see that you're smitten with Smittens.
    *backs away slowly*

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  7. the hug jacket: now your conjoined twins can enjoy themselves in ALL kinds of weather!

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  8. FN: I knew there had to be a market for this somewhere!

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