Monday, June 17, 2013

The Infomaniac Healthy Eating Plan

Get plenty of fresh fruit...



And vegetables...



17 comments:

  1. Oh Good heavens! Mr Beastie has moved on to cucumbers!
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    1. I believe you’re to THIS photo of Mr. Beastie, Miss Scarlet?

      Even more shocking, it appears that he’s manscaping now!

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    2. And he's been practicing, too. Or should I say "three"!

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    3. MR. DeVICE: I’m certain you could one-up him.

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  2. Are those English Cucumbers?
    The Persian cucumbers give me gas.

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    1. JASON: It's up to you...

      "English cucumbers are often sold wrapped tightly in plastic and tend to be about a foot long, while Persian cucumbers are only about 5-6 inches."

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  3. Is there a low-fiber option?

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    1. LX: With cucumbers weighing in at about one gram of fibre, it doesn’t get any lower-fibre than that!

      The only way it could get lower is to go skinless.

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  4. My hat is off to you MJ for finding a picture of Cody Cummings with something other than a cock in his mouth.

    Never did care for Persians.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Even porn stars have to eat!

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  5. kabuki is all for the fruit but has now sworn off vegetables. they make kabuki's ass hurt

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    1. kabuki should try a smaller size.

      Have you considered baby cukes?

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    2. How about a gherkin?

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  6. "PRODUCE....CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 7!"

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    1. MITZI: Mistress MJ is seldom speechless.

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