Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Scent-sational Homes



Mr. Peenee goes on here at some length about "stinky old man smell." As he also makes mention of "the wrinkledy specimens so unfortunately on view over at Infomaniac," we can assume he thinks this blog (your home away from home) is "ripe with Eau de Old Guy."

I will have you know that today, Mistress MJ's kitchen smells of ripening guavas and the rest of the house smells of lilacs.


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Don't look so surprised. We don't want to know what you thought Mistress MJ's house smelled like.

What does your home smell like, Bitches?

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    1. JASON: Was there ever any doubt?

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  2. fritos.

    when corgis feet get dirty,
    they smell like corn chips.

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  3. After two days of effort, the flat no longer smells like carpenters-who-chain-smoke and now has a subtler aura of Dettol and a little Hermes "Un Jardin sur le Nil" sprayed on the lightbulbs (I think I learned that trick from Miss Crawford's My Way of Life, by the bye)...

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    1. MUSCATO: Miss Crawford also suggested that you “walk around the house with toes pointed inward, for crucial extra leg toning.”

      How many people ended up pigeon-toed as a result of her advice?

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  4. Smells like lavender and old lace around here...

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    1. Better lavender than arsenic.

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    1. COOKIE: In other words, old socks.

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  6. Dusty with Silvaner uppertones - and now and then a wave the lovely smell of new-mown grass wafts in. There is an old lilac down the hill that smells very different from the new sort that is planted in the garden here; much stronger - one could bite into it!

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    1. MAGO: I'm inhaling your household from here..and LIKING it!

      We're very fortunate to have a lengthy lilac season here. There are early blooming species, mid-season species, and late blooming species so you are guaranteed to smell their heady odour May through June.

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    2. The last time I visited a parfumerie I had the chance to encounter the creations by Terry de Gunzburg - I found them very satisfying ... I liked them in general, some more.
      I want to visit Roger&Gallet once in my lifetime. But in the end one would have to go to Grasse ... wenn man nur der Schönheit leben könnte!

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    3. MAGO: What does wenn man nur der Schönheit leben könnte! mean?

      I understand the word "Schönheit" but not the rest of the sentence.

      I know I would like to visit Grasse!

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  7. My house smells like the smokers lounge at the Atlanta airport.

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    1. *flings open the windows and cancels travel plans to AyeM8y’s house*

      *sends Jason in my place*

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  8. Yes! You must continue your creating Mistress...
    Can't you cerate a tool that will really piss off spammers?

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    1. PRINNY & MAGO: The spammer is a tool.

      I have hit the delete button.

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  9. Does Adonis sell golden showers? Getting paid for pissing on people ...

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    1. We all have to earn a living SOMEhow, Mago.

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  10. I think The Cat is having a nervous breakdown. You don't want me to describe the smell of my house at the moment.

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