Thursday, June 20, 2013

Testicle Tuesday Meets Filthy Friday on Thursday

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    1. LX: Ha! I wish I’d made this a caption contest.

      You would have finally won something!

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    2. but look at how he holds his bow hand?

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    1. MAGO: Rip it up and spit it out!

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  3. Plasto-Man uses his super human talents to .....

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    1. COOKIE: This is not the sort of thing Gumby is known for.

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  4. If the mountain won't come to Muhammad then Muhammad must go to the mountain.

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    1. NORMA: Who died and made YOU a prophet?

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    1. WALLY: Norma’s friends call her “Stretch Marks.”

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    2. The truth HURTS, doesn't it, Norma?

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    3. Only when you're busy making the stretch marks....

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    4. i haven't looked at a mirror since 1971.

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  6. Cute
    I bet his nickname is Taffy.

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    1. HA! Jason are you up for a good game of taffy pull?

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    2. JASON & MISTRESS MADDIE: The instructions for a taffy pull say to “pull the taffy until it is light in color and STIFF.”

      “Pulling taffy is physically exhausting. Be sure to find a comfortable position or people to help you, if you do not think you can pull for at least 30 minutes.”

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    1. KEVIN: ♫You say you want a KEVolution♫

      Welcome back, Bitch.

      Now can you do something about that crack ho mayor of yours?

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    2. If only crack was the problem over here..... *sigh*

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    3. HUGGY JON: I know you’re referring to the mayor of Montreal but you Bitches have much BIGGER PROBLEMS at the moment.

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  8. good Gawd, wouldn't it be easier and less painful to go on Craiglist and find someone to forge his nuts.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Offering a testicle on Craigslist is a good way to get Super Bowl tickets.

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  9. Not exactly what Denise Lasalle meant, but well, Taffy tries!

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    1. MAGO: Lick it before you stick it!

      I’m getting t-shirts made up with this slogan.

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  10. All I can say is ... Ooooouch!!!

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    1. PRINNY: Yet you said a mouthful.

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  11. "I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

    It must be true.

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    1. AYEM8Y: You would be stiff competition for LX had this been a caption contest.

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    1. JON: “Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls”?

      That is the line that won Norma the Infomaniac Bakeoff.

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    2. yup....that line and a crisp twenty in everyone's pocket.

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