Thursday, June 13, 2013

Hayward's Arse Saves the Day!

In our previous post,Mistress MJ was on the verge of banning all of you for numerous infractions, including failure to submit a photo of your arse to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Thankfully, Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD has placated Mistress MJ with a photo of his delicious derrière...



In fact, we think Hayward's arse is so scrumptious that it should be packaged and sold at the Infomaniac Grocery Store under the brand name "SNACKABLES."

We're adding Hayward's arse to the Gallery of Alluring Arses.

You should give thanks to Hayward and his arse. As a result of his generosity, Mistress MJ has lifted the ban on ALL you Bitches.

25 comments:

  1. Thank You Hayward!

    Saved by an arse, must be a first, YAY!

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    1. A first? I think not.

      Does the name Manuel mean anything to you?

      How soon we forget.

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    2. Who could forget him? And just when I started to hang around Well Done Fillet he quit. Sucker.

      I just received a note from wordpress who congratulate me for being three years old. Serious. What means that around this date three years ago you and Leni were wiped off the shiny surface of googledom. Only your bitches brought you back.
      Ach ... snirfl ... memories ...

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    3. MAGO: You didn’t know that Manuel has made a comeback?

      Congratulations on your third Wordpress birthday. I like the new layout.

      And I haven't forgotten the extraordinary lengths you Bitches went to in order to resurrect my blog when Google banished it.

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  2. you're welcome mago

    good lord what was I thinking?

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    1. It's not what was going through your mind that matters... Jx

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    2. Saint Snackables of Hayward.

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  3. Thanks for taking one for the team, so to speak.

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  4. A thing of beauty is a joy forever

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  5. Nice tuckhus, Hayward
    & thank you.

    She'll be quiet now, until she needs to feed again...

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    1. Don't get me going again, Wallingford.

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  6. Thank you Hayward.

    * breathes sigh of relief as should be safe for another year *

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    1. Don't hold your breath, Mr. DeVice.

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  7. The only promise I've ever kept to myself is to never bare my butt on the internet, and I'll not break it now. I'm interested in seeing a shot of our host's arse though.

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    1. That' HOSTESS to you, Riley.

      Don't make me start handing out "Banned By Infomaniac" notifications again.

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  8. It's an Arse Worth celebrating...

    All hale Haywards' Alluring Arse....

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    1. PRINNY: I'd like to drape it in tinsel.

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  9. lovely ass AND delightful thighs!

    so nice of you to hold your schlong out of the way
    so that it didn't block the lens of the camera.

    next time, go crazy & let it dangle!

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    1. NORMA: Hayward told me he was "holding up the junk like a proper lady."

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    2. if he were here, i'd shake his hand.

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  10. I failed to submit a photo of my ass because I've seen it and I didn't think anyone else would want to. You just have to trust me on this.

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    1. Welcome to Infomaniac, Mr. Buttocks! Are you Mr. Fail's alter ego?

      In any case, let Mistress MJ be the judge of your arse's worthiness.

      Have you clicked on our Gallery of Alluring Arses?

      Not everyone is in the "snackable" category, you know.

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  11. stunningly beautiful in it's simplicity and style...that is one gahgeous arse!

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    1. TOPHER: It is almost ZEN, isn't it?

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