Thursday, December 06, 2012

Happy Birthday, Donn!

We here at Infomaniac are sending out happy birthday wishes to your other favourite Canuck ... Donn (aka Wurdin Edjwize aka Homo Escapeons aka Donnnnn aka Mr.S. Capeons aka Moot the Hoopla aka Lord Tennisanyone.) Did I miss any of your alter egos there, Donn?



Although he's disappeared to the dark side (Facebook) Donn still pops up here from time to time to brighten our day.

The ladies love him.


UPDATE: I’ve just been informed that Donn is spending his birthday in hospital so please send out good vibes for a speedy recovery. And a pretty nurse.
 

17 comments:

  1. Hi, you vile old tart, Donn is unwell and currently in hospital, so please forgive him for tardiness in replying to this.

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    1. NO!!!

      Probably everyone on Facebook (which is not me) KNOWS this.

      Please email me when you have news of his progress.

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  2. After I saw this, I went to wish him a happy birthday on FB, wondering why I hadn't seen him on their recently.... yes, one of his friends or family posted that he had a minor heart attack over the weekend. But wanted us all to know he's on the mend, and is preparing his next post from his hospital bed! What a trooper!

    Hope the big guy is up and at 'em soon. x

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    1. He has a HUGE heart so that's gotta hurt.

      I wonder if he's wearing one of those hospital gowns that opens at the back.

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    2. I'm sure we'll soon see! he loves to post photos. :)

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    3. i'm on fb and didnt see jack about donn!!! thanks for the update. xoxoxox

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  3. THIS is why you need a Facebook account, MJ!

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    1. Mistress MJ refuses to go over to the dark side.

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  4. I did the exact same thing as Ute. I'm wishing Donn a very speedy recovery and the happiest of birthdays. I'm hoping that the pretty nurses don't raise his blood pressure too much!
    Sxxxxx

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    1. Raise his blood pressure or his...?

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  5. Mazel Tov Don and best wishes on a speedy recovery.

    PS In that picture you look like a cross between a 70's porn star and a serial killer...

    And I'm okay with that ;-)

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    1. We here on Infomaniac should clarify that this photo of Donn was taken in the seventies and that he no longer sports wide lapels nor enormous red bow ties.

      But he hasn't lost his porn star good looks.

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  6. Birthday well wishes for Donn!

    *Sending Healing Vibes Donn's Way*

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  7. donn: a speedy recovery intermingled with a delightful birthday!

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  8. Thank You...I had a couple of stents inserted and some chemical warfare added to my bloodstream and voila...my blood pressure is now lower than that of a Giraffe (280/180)

    I was thinking that this was probably the only site on the entire interwebs where I could display the post-op photo of my ginormous purple.....

    wait for it....

    bruise by my shaved naughty bits where the surgeon inserted his hardware deep into my vasculinity,
    and you lovely people would not judge.

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    1. YAY!!! It’s Donnnnnnn!!!!!

      “Vasculinity”…teehee.

      By all mean, send us a photo of your ginormous purple thingy!

      By the way, I’ve looked into that bit about you having lower blood pressure than a giraffe and here’s what I found…

      The giraffe has an extremely high blood pressure (280/180 mm Hg) which is twice that found in humans. Additionally, the heart beats up to 170 times per minute double that of humans. It was previously thought that a giraffe had a really big heart, but recent research has revealed that there isn’t room in the body cavity for this.

      You, on the other hand, have a HUGE heart (not to mention a ginormous purple thingy) and we’re all thrilled that you’re on the mend.

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