Friday, December 07, 2012

Filthy Friday

A reminder that the deadline for the Deck Your Balls event is December 20th.


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So far, we've had only ONE submission.

And no, the photo above is NOT the one submission we speak of.

34 comments:

  1. I might have a few dangly bits to show off by the 20th :-)
    Sx

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    1. Why not submit a photo of your Christmas bush, Miss Scarlet?

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    1. May we suggest you get out the hedge clippers first?

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  3. *sharp intake of breath* not until Spring. I need all the insulation I can get.
    Sx

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  4. It would appear that you and I are the only Bitches here today, Miss Scarlet.

    Would you like an apéritif?

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  5. Fine.

    I'll drink alone.

    Cin cin.

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    1. Some people do work, you know!!!

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    2. That’s right…and usually when Mistress MJ is working is when all the comments come in and I can’t keep up with the replies. Now it’s reversed!

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  6. Accepts MJ's apéritif then nibbles on the dirty snowman...

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    1. “Dirty Snowman” sounds like a good name for a cocktail.

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    2. So would "Dirty Dildo" and "Candy Cane Buttplug".

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    3. AYEM8Y: Would you like the job of Official Infomaniac Bartender?

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    4. That would be quite an honor and quite a chore with this lot.

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    5. You're hired, AyeM8y.

      I'm not paying you time for your frequent vacations/whoring, however.

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    6. Hooray!

      *plugs in the vodka fountain and rounds up a bunch of topless houseboys for cocktail canvassing of the crowd!*

      **Please tip your server**

      ***And NO "Planting your corn early this Spring" is not considered a TIP!***

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    7. AYEM8Y: Your first assignment as Official Infomaniac Bartender is to show us how you use the Official Infomaniac Penis or Little Pirate as we like to call it, as a swizzle stick.

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  7. Sorry... I was momentarily distracted by a couple of baubles and a strip of tinsel...
    I'll have a snowball, please.
    Sx

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    1. A "Snowball?"

      I’m out of eggs, Miss Scarlet.

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    1. We’ve been there and done that, Huggy Jon.

      Try to keep up.

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  9. I just hope the snowman in the pix doesn't melt!

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    1. Mr. Lax…are you back from Berlin?

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  10. Wait. Is that a pate dildo with it's own tasseled cover in the left foreground?

    Suddenly I have an idea of what to give Mistress for Xmas.

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    1. PEENEE: And make sure it’s not from a thrift shop, Bitch!

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  11. today's model seems to have
    something hiding her clitoris.

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    1. NORMA: That’s because she’s a laydee.

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  12. One has no balls to deck and no decks or halls that get decked, since ones halls go undecked and the balls are


    ...wow, my mind just went blank.

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    1. NATIONS: Your mind just went blank?

      That’s a first!

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  13. Our balls will be decked in the coming days....just y'all wait!

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    1. KEVIN: What are you waiting for?

      The Zellers’ close-out sale?

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    2. Ha!

      And remember... all sales are FINAL!

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