Saturday, December 22, 2012

Deck Your Balls Event!

The Infomaniac DECK YOUR BALLS event is here!


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Let's start our holiday décor extravaganza off with Mistress Maddie as she's hosting a festive décor event of her own today too. Click here to see what Mistress Maddie and her Bitches have on display.

MISTRESS MADDIE...
This year I did a branch tree, with all red lights. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering about all the red light glowing from the windows!!! And my balls seem to hang so much more comfortably in these branches! Course there are balls all over the place around here.






LX...
My new ornaments for this year: carved wooden Angels from the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas market in Berlin. Each is about 1.75 inches (45 mm) tall.

Did I win yet?




Note from Mistress MJ: We here at Infomaniac remind you that the Deck Your Balls event is NOT a contest.


THOM...
I was unclear as to whether a photo of my decorated testicles was what you were looking for or merely holiday decor. I've opted for the latter.

For my entire adult life I have never had a Christmas tree, and probably never will. However for the past few years I've been putting up the tree for my parents. I've come to the conclusion that decorating an artificial tree is sort of like accessorizing a giant toilet brush. Anywho, here's the tree....



Note from Mistress MJ: Lovely tree, Thom, but we're guessing your testicles are even lovelier.


MITZI...
I haven't sent any cards out this year to anyone, so find attached my Christmas greetings. As you can see by the photograph I haven't gone overboard with the trimmings, I never do, Christmas can go and fuck itself.




TOPHER...
My limited yet Merry Yuletide decoration...




MISS SCARLET...
My Santa Gnome, sitting by the wood burning stove....




PRINCESS...



Note from Mistress MJ: There was no descriptive blurb from Prinny but then we all know she was heavily into the rum and eggnog in our comment box yesterday.


HUGGY JON...
This is the new addition in our collection of "bébelles de nouwelle". It easy to install, lights are already set. I just hope I'll be able to shove it back in its box on January 2nd. It was on special at Can-Ti, 25% rebate and with 9.25$ bonus cash of Canadian Tire money, that little bugger cost me less than six blowjobs. WOO-HOO!!!




AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)...
Here's my fucking Christmas! As a merchandiser and Holiday Specialist (Some Call Me Mr. Christmas) I really want to come home to a clean palette. I sling Christmas all day for those with more money than taste and at the end of the day, well, it's just plain tacky.So I mustered up the energy to sling the shit at my house this year. Very severe and decidedly a statement on the recession.

Happy Holidays Bitches...










SUNSHINE...



Note from Mistress MJ: Sunshine is one of Mistress Maddie's Bitches but his decorative balls are welcome here anytime!


MISTRESS MJ...
Christmas looks a lot like Pee-wee Herman chez Mistress MJ. As you can see, Pee-wee's waiting for me to insert the "Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special" DVD.

It's a Christmas tradition chez Mistress MJ to watch this zany holiday favourite featuring some amazing guests such as Cher, Joan Rivers, Grace Jones, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Little Richard, Charo, The Del Rubio Triplets and so many more! And, of course, the usual cast of characters.

It just doesn't get any better!!!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!

35 comments:

  1. lovely stuff here! i'm sending my photo in when i get home! or maybe i'll just post it at my place. *sigh* xoxoxox

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  2. and FIRST! and i'm in TEXAS, but on my way to NOLA!! xoxoxo GEAUX SAINTS!

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    1. SAVANNAH: Perhaps you’ll bump into Jason in New Orleans.

      Or Mr. Peenee who’s there all week on holiday.

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  3. A very festive assortment!

    Did I win yet?

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    1. MR. LAX: Infomaniac reminds you that this is NOT a contest.

      Was it not enough for you to be part of the Fab Five Kitchen Queen Winners?

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  4. such artistry! such grandeur!
    so fitting a tribute to the son of god!

    this may be the only christmas special anyone ever needs.

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    1. NORMA: And yet it lacks bush...your Hanukkah bush.

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    2. someone told me jesus didn't swing that way.

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  5. How merry and bright! I especially enjoyed Mitzi's holiday sentiments, feeling much the same myself.

    This post suddenly reminded me that as a teen, I worked at an amusement park called SANTA'S VILLAGE. I'll say no more.

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    1. THOM: You had to wear an ELF costume, didn’t you?

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  6. So nice, kind of makes me wish I'd dusted of the Festivus pole...

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    1. WALLY: There’s no dust on YOUR pole.

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  7. I forgot to send in a photo of my humbug... Jx

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  8. I love it all!!!!! AyeM8y cracks me up, but I know the feeling of slinging Christmas shit all day for two months in advance! And better late then never I say. You know how hard it is too drink till 4am and awake without a hangover?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Your Bitches have done an outstanding job of presenting their balls!

      Everyone click here to see Mistress Maddie’s Bitches’ balls.

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  9. Very nice everybody! Did I miss the queens tit and the yule log over at the other Mistress's place?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE #1 FAN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

      I would like to take a moment to say that it is very disappointing that Mistress MJ does not have a “#1 fan” like Mistress Maddie does.

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  10. my corgis saw that shot
    of elizabeth and bit me.

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    1. NORMA: I hope your Corgis didn’t get sick.

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    2. unlike many of the guests here,
      the kids have had their shots.

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    3. What are you doing up at this hour, Norma?

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  11. How uncanny, Ayem8y and I both have a Father Christmas entering a chimney eager to unload his heaving sack. I'm taken with Princess' "Oh, fuck it" tree, there's no need for a blub as the picture itself speaks volumes.

    MJ you can use the word Christmas you know, it's not a four letter word.

    Happy NOEL to you and all.

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    1. MITZI: Mistress MJ always uses the word "Christmas" for her final Christmas Greeting (coming soon on Infomaniac!)but for our Deck Your Balls event, I went with a more general "holiday" description to cover everyone's arses.

      Although WHY I'd want everyone's arse covered is beyond me.

      Take off your pants, Bitches!

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    2. My pants are already around my ankles... it's nearly midnight here and it's still 30 degrees C!

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    3. PRINNY: We have so much snow here that Mistress MJ had to get out her fugly boots!

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  12. Oh Darling this is the best Christmas Ever!
    I've seen balls, Ive seen trees,I've seen balls, I've seen trees made oot a balls, I've seen santa cumming down someones chimney, and warming their log with his arse and even some adorable little angels... And Ive seen Balls and trees with pretty lights And even a Peewee sporting a festive tinsel boa...

    But I just love it when "Queen Betty Dress Nice" gets into the Christmas spirits and gets out her rack....

    Thanks MJ...

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    1. PRINNY: Oh, what the hell. It’s Christmas…Mistress MJ will get out her rack too.

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    2. You made a simple Franconian happy.

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    3. MAGO: Das macht mich glücklich.

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  13. Your rack aside... dlightful as it is... Where the hell are the "Frekin Green Elf Shorts???" Surley THis is the time of year when IVD should be wearing them loud and proud... I'm going over right now to ask the bitch their wherabouts...

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    1. PRINNY: Mr. DeVice is busy with coven business but rest assured he’ll get ‘round to it.

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  14. I love Thom's brush!

    Happy Kissmaass and merry new year... whatever you say!

    Hugs
    -Jon

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    1. HUGGY JON: I believe it’s spelled “Kiss-my-ass.”

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  15. It's a grumpy Christmas this year, isn't it?!
    Sxx

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