Friday, August 24, 2012

Weekend

If you find yourself at loose ends over the weekend, here's something you can try...


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  1. but, no, i think i'll pass, sugar! i'd rather do housework. LOL xoxoxoxox

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  2. i remember this photo from years ago....
    it's karen carpenter pulling her boy toy back for a little more.

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  3. As it happens, I am at loose ends this weekend!

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    1. come here and help me clean house, sugar! please! xoxoxox

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    2. SAVANNAH: Mr. Lax is an expert pillow-fluffer if you’re looking for household help this weekend.

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: “Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?”

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  5. Well, I finally found my purple pantyhose so I could come back & comment.
    And this, is what I find?

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    1. WALLY: Stuff the toes of your purple tights with potpourri and put them in your drawers.

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  6. Nobody is dragging my loose ends anywhere NOR will they be playing with my fixed end or my other ends, fixed or otherwise.
    I'll have you know that all my ends are screwed down.
    Sx

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    1. But you HAVE been burning the candle at both ends, Miss Scarlet.

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  7. I'm with Miss Scarlet; none of my ends are that loose, thank you.

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    1. PEENEE: That’s not the word on the street.

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  8. I was planning a trip to Leeds today, but I've changed my mind, I'm staying at home to elongate my nipples. Thanks MJ.

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    1. MITZI: Post photos asap!

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    2. I think nipple-streching is better than a trip to the Merrion Centre anyday... Jx

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    3. JON: Nipplestretcher instead of Poundstretcher?

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  9. I bet the other tennants in this dismal firetrap just love seeing that when they're coming home in the evening from their dead-end, minimum wage jobs...'Oh gawd that titty guy's out in the hall again. Lets take the other stairs.'

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    1. NATIONS: Damn those NYC shoebox-sized apartments!

      You can’t stretch your nipples in ‘em!

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  10. The bracelet just makes the picture.

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    1. COOKIE: Paired with the frat ring.

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  11. a horrible little man in a horrible little hallway doing horrible little things. ack!

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    1. kabuki: You’ve been particularly sensitive these past couple of days.

      kabuki is a delicate, hothouse flower.

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  12. Disgusting...


    ...wallpaper!

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  13. I think he's put the cart before the horse... again...

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    1. PRINNY: That happens a lot around here.

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  14. HE'S GOT A TATTOO OF A GODDAMN DUCK ON HIS SHOULDER! Seriously! I am not kidding!! Clickie to biggie...that's a freaking duck! Tittie man has a duck tattoo!

    ....which I suppose, given the sad state of the man, isn't much of a 'stretch'...

    *runs*

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    1. Hey Ms Nations... do you think he might be advertising with that bird on the shoulder tat that he's partial to a bit of a "goose" occasionally?

      I know that I am but I just don't advertise it so blatantly.

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    2. Only if he wants 'goosing' with the idiot stick. My theory is that he wanted to be a pirate but he didn't like parrots and he was scared of privateers so he got a duck tattoed on his shoulder and joined the British Navy.

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  15. kabuki cannot tolerate any form of bungee cord abuse. those poor, stretchy cords were never meant for such a smutty existence. Oh to be securing a box of beignets to the back of a vespa

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    1. ...so you aspire to be a French bungee cord? Oh....dear.

      *applies back of wrist tenderly to Kabuki's fevered brow*

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  16. After a closer look, I think his little wee-wee could use some stretchin too!

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    1. Oui Oui!....Attach the bungee to his Wee Wee

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  17. Is he in the oubliette? It's just that I noticed that the door in the background is padded... or quilted... probably to help keep down the noise from the bungee cord abuse.

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  18. How ironic
    I knew a girl in middle school who had to wear a retainer too.

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  19. I'm late to the party as usual ("Last!").

    But I have to say I'm learning a lot about human nature, and decorating don'ts, from this blog!

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  20. ...and titties, and pirates. This is why 'Infomaniac' took the coveted 'Parent-Teacher Association' award three years running for 'Excellence in Tastelessness'!!

    It's an educational place.

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  21. Really, we MUST move along now that it's Monday and now that you've all given your various bits and pieces a good stretching.

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