Sunday, August 12, 2012

Get Growing!

Remember last year when we posted photos of your gardens, plants and flowers?


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Well the deadline for sending in this year's photos is SATURDAY, AUGUST 18.

And remember to include a brief blurb with your photo(s)!

If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

What are you waiting for, Bitches?

Get growing!

Note: This annual garden photos post is NOT a contest but brownie points will be awarded to anyone who can tell us what’s wrong with the photo above.

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    1. LX: You are just one “Did I win yet?” away from the Oubliette.

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    1. SCARLET: That is CORRECT, Miss Scarlet!

      The answer is CROCS.

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  3. Crocs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bronze! That guy is lucky I don't throw a rock whilst he is in their watering the plants!

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  4. Oh and dear Mistress if those brownies could be the "special kind" I'd love you all the more.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: You will have to take this up with MS. NATIONS as she is the expert brownie baker here at Infomaniac.

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  5. I choose to believe he is wearing garden clogs rather than the other "C" word.

    As for what is wrong with the picture? The watering can is obstructing the subject matter. Also, aren't you supposed to grow plants inside the green house?

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    1. AYEM8Y: It is commendable that you see the glass as half-full but THEY ARE CROCS, DAMMIT!

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    1. PRINCESS: Say it loud, say it proud.

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  7. Is the problem that he is wearing YOUR crocs ???

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    1. BEAST: *tosses stiletto-heeled shoe at Beast’s noggin’*

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  8. people who live in glass houses should invest in vertical blinds.

    i can see his cock, i mean croc.

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    1. NORMA: You must have clicked to biggify.

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  9. Just be happy he's wearing shoes, given the amount of clutter in his glass house.

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    1. EROS: You’d have thought he’d take time to tidy up if he knew he was being photographed.

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  10. CROCS, baby. That, and his 'fertilizer' seems a little low on 'K'.

    ....that was a gardening joke. I know everyone loved it.

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    1. His P:N:K ratios could all do with an increase in my opinion Ms Nations... (Penis/ Nuts/ Knob)

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    2. NATIONS: Gardening jokes? Okay…

      Q. Why did the potatoes get a divorce?
      A. Because they couldn’t see eye to eye.

      Q: What is a gardener’s favorite novel?
      A: War & Peas.

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    3. Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
      A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

      Q: What do you call a honeymoon salad?
      A: Lettuce alone.

      Jx

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  11. The kabuki is entirely resurrecting his recalcitrant desktop (so as to worship u more) to waste time in the garden. pluse it is 115F today, and kabuki's kimono would burst into flames. On a good note - the dylithium crystals kabuki found in the bottom of the fridge seem to be working. KABUAKI IS DESKTOP EMPOWERED AGAIN - bitches

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    1. kabuki: There are loads of dilithium crystals for sale on eBay if you run short.
      With certificates of authenticity!

      p.s. Mistress MJ pines for you when you are away.

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  12. Crac??? What makes you think this guy's on crac???

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  13. Well, let's just face the facts, Mistress....

    Not many besides you and I and Donna Reed can garden in pumps & manage to be collected if uninvited guests should happen to arrive at a most inopportune moment...

    ...And then you remember that the Vicodin is all the way in the back room!

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    1. WALLY: It’s too late…PEENEE’s consumed all the Vicodin.

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    2. Usually, in my life, the Vicodin has consumed all the Peenee!

      Go figure...

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  14. I would say it's the crocs (but I see everyone else has thought the same)

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